Opens condom

>Opens condom.
>"Nice hiss."

I lol'd but fuck you

>Proceeds to smoke 75 year old cigarettes while rolling it on.

Let's get this out on to a tray

nice!

This fuckers videos are cozy as hell. Watching a guy dick around with mres shouldn't be as captivating but it is. I guess it's the sincerity of it all.

>it's edible!
>wait no it's rancid

>stands with date outside apartment
>let's get this out onto our tray

>pets cat
>nice hiss

/r/ing shirtless pics and/or r34 of steve.

I love /c/k/ posting

>Bike thief couldn't take his, due to honda's ignition security system
>Nice HISS

...

>"this smells rancid and old"
>takes a bite
>"it tastes just as bad as it smells"
>takes another bite
>"I don't know why I keep eating it

>tfw no new Steve today either
DON'T DO ME LIKE THIS STEVE

>That is the best coffee/tea/fruit drink I've ever had in one of these things!

Memes aside, this is literally the comfiest YouTube channel.

It is good. I just wish he would upload videos more often. I've went through all his stuff multiple times at this point

>eats german chocolate while shaking profusely
>nice

>Got botulism 2 times from eating ancient rations
>Keeps doing it despite saying he doesn't have health insurance

If he ever needed to pay for medical attention, his GoFundMe would be past the target in a week.

nice

someone give me an essential video

>naw...mmwait
>no, it's rancid

He never got botulism you gullible fuck. If you survive, you'll be horribly crippled. You'll have nerve damage on the order of a stroke. Twice contracted and you believe it? Idiot millennial.

He said it himself

>cum on cat
>nice hiss at penis

Can I get a quick rundown on this guy?

>Eats ancient MREs
>Thinks they're nice
>Sometimes the cans hiss and it's nice
>He puts it all out on his tray so it looks nice

Cool. Thanks.
I'm currently watching some of his videos.

Steve probably gets laid so fucking often.

>mmm
>that's smooth

jokes aside why do his hands shake so much? does he have ptsd?

Probably an aftereffect of all that botulism, 70 year old cigarettes and coffee

Someone in these threads once said he does a hard workout routine before doing videos, to prepare his body

>hmmm
>hmmmhmm
>hm
>hmm
>oh wow
>that is awful

every fucking time

legit laughed

watch any c ration vid and the first thumbnail you see with an old 80s dark brown MRE, click that shit nigguh

Overexcited to open history.

lel