Who would win in a fight, Chef Jack or Chef John?

Who would win in a fight, Chef Jack or Chef John?
No rules, they can use whatever they have at their disposal. Last man standing is the winner.

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Jack would find a way to cut himself or ingest salmonella before even starting

Sauce Whale vs Food Whale
Interesting matchup.

Jack would probably get a hitman to take him out in exchange for a plug on his YouTube channel

Jack's cooking has probably built him enough tolerance to safely eat radioactive waste

Chef John would talk Jack down, befriend him, give him some friendly cooking tips, and invite him over for a nice meal. Then poison him.

Chef John is a stone cold killer.

This

A little while later, Chef John passes away in the first recorded case of Super Botulism. It is still unknown where he got it from.

3rding this. The last thing Jack would remember would be the faint taste of bitter almonds and cayenne.

calling either of them a chef voids this thread.

Not even an ogre like Jack could survive the ol' tappa tappa.

>John scrapes Jack's charred body with a fork to audibly prove its crispiness

topkek

That's right you are the Suge Knight of this deadly fight

Chef John always has a fistful of the ol' pocket cayenne to blind opponents with.

i like how the thumbnail makes jack look like a nigger

A fuck up vs a chef who has professionally sharpened knives
I wonder who

its that weird hot-dog skin condition fieri has too.

kek

Ja/ck/ would accidentally set himself on fire, but just enough to brown the outside while leaving the inside completely raw.

Jack would start crying out of nowhere and lose

>Chef John grabs Jack by the ankles and drags him around the outside

around the outside

around the outside

jack will strangle john until his nose bleeds

after all, you are the Dave of your shallow grave.

you're the Jack of the knife in your back

and then napalm him

You ARE the Joel Plaskett of your closed casket.

Jokes on you. Jack use cayenne to treat his pinkeye.

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