Anyone here tried this new burger? i absolutely gotta have it...

things shaped like other things? Yeah.

The smells though.. wafting up from a poorly maintained gash and shit pipe

>but i stay for the food

yeah i fucking bet you fat bitch

Looks tasty, but then you can't add a patty on easily if you want to be fatter.

I don't eat hamburgers with less than a half-pound of beef.

>Bar with a Ham Dogg(ie/er)™
>Worth putting on TV

youtu.be/TzJ3bPWWAVI

That woman looks like she likes the doggy sauce, if you know what I mean.

Why is that woman so obese?

Yes. I don't think they know glorious cevaps in North America

It's a fucking big mac shaped like a hot dog. I bet that would get bigger success than burger king's long cheeseburger

She's American