Anyone here tried this new burger? i absolutely gotta have it...

anyone here tried this new burger? i absolutely gotta have it, i'm literally willing to move from de pere wisconsin to san francisco just to eat this burger on a daily basis and i'm not even kidding.

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Do Americans really eat this shit?

Beef? Yeah.

Hey man hit up a Super America. They've had these on their roller grill for years.

I love that they used a hambeast to promote it. Look at me Im 500 pounds, a burger in a different shape is incredible!

too bad it's just a different shape and nothing more than a normal burger

>maybe i'm geeking out as a chef but i've never seen a golden crust like that

>chef

hahaha

what kind of shit gimmick is that

>Super America
literally shit

She's a "chef" and she's impressed by that "golden crust" that a person just promoted from dish to line could easily do on his first shift?

Chef John made a video for this like 3 years ago

i can see that

>pinnacle of american gastronomy.webm

A hamburger... Shaped like a HOT DOG!?! Inconceivable!

>No tomatoes

I love how they only show close-ups. Never the whole shape, which is it's selling point.

>restaurant has a dumb gimmick
>this is worth putting on TV

Why is Food Network so shit? Why won't they stop playing Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives? Why do I have to go to Cooking Channel to see reruns of Good Eats and even then they barely even play it?

kek

If she's five hundred pounds she must really like it, give it a shot

>calls herself a chef
>has never seen a golden crust like that

all that fat...

>1080x1080

What in the unholy fuck

Isn't this just chevapi in a long bun?

>shredded lettuce on a burg
Blasphemy.

How many Super America's are left? I know of exactly one. The rest are Speedways if they're company owned, or Marathons if they're franchised.

I came here to make the same post. It needs two slices of tomato cut in half with two halves on each side of the bun.

I like big fat girls. Fatty fat fatsos, feels good to be on top of one pounding away with all that soft fatty flesh.

The cooking shows on PBS are much better than Food Network. They are more like the stuff from Food Network before "Celebrity Chefs" actually became a thing. This is especially true is you get multiple PBS channels OTA.

It's just a fucking long hamburger. What the fuck. It doesn't even look that good. That lettuce looked downright nasty.

Beat me to it lmao

>Hipster shithole copies a crappy burger king item
>WOW SO INNOVATIVE ITS AMAZING!

things shaped like other things? Yeah.

The smells though.. wafting up from a poorly maintained gash and shit pipe

>but i stay for the food

yeah i fucking bet you fat bitch

Looks tasty, but then you can't add a patty on easily if you want to be fatter.

I don't eat hamburgers with less than a half-pound of beef.

>Bar with a Ham Dogg(ie/er)™
>Worth putting on TV

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That woman looks like she likes the doggy sauce, if you know what I mean.

Why is that woman so obese?

Yes. I don't think they know glorious cevaps in North America

It's a fucking big mac shaped like a hot dog. I bet that would get bigger success than burger king's long cheeseburger

She's American

Ahh thanks for confirming my suspicion

how are you this enticed by this buzz feed tier video lmao? you can literally make this monstrosity at your home for cheaper and not look like a piece of shit for buying it in a restaurant.

For me it's that loooooooong chicken

10/10 in murrica

For me it's the long pig.

the middle bite is my favorite though

he literally says american cheese at 1:11 i thought it was a meme

These will never have that god tier snap when you bite em. :/

why did you think american cheese was a meme?

this is the number 1 chicken sandwich from any fast food place