ITT we are buying a bottle of wine

"Hints of leather and licorice? That doesn't sound very good."

>buying wine where there's a review of itself on the label
You already fucked up, op

Since you don't like wine, ask the clerk where to find the Meiomi. Trust me you'll love it ;-)

Your first mistake was looking for a bottle, OP. See pic.

Thinking anything that cost you more than $15 is any better has been repeatedly proven to be a placebo effect exclusively.
Remember that.

I love how the number changes depending on the disposable income of the person with an axe to grind

You're just uncultured

4.99?
What is this? A Machelin Star Restaurant?

Best budget dry red coming through.
>as good if not better than pricey French shit
>complex and fruity
>dry as a bone
>good immediately and ages even better
>easy to find and usually $10-15
>looks fancy enough to break out in front of company
I usually stock up and keep one in reserve from every vintage

If you're paying more than $2 for your wine you're wasting your money

Keep telling yourself your platonic abstracts mean anything in the real world wine taster plebs. Wine is for putting ABV into your body and it's not even good at that. I can't think of anything more nu-male than being a modern winefag.