Post your poverty dining recipes

Post your poverty dining recipes
I'll start with my renowned "Iced Onion Soup"

seems like you'd be better off to just cook an onion

I can get this at my local 7-Eleven for an affordable buck fifty. What do you guys think?

I just had rotini with salsa and olive oil. It was disappointing, but palatable. I really need to go grocery shopping.

is this what poverty tastes like

A plain Jane sandwitch

I love this i pay like 2.75 at walmart for it where i live though.

Put some cheese and croutons in there and it might just be tolerable enough to not make you rethink your life when you eat it at 3 AM in your room.

Brapwurst pie is pretty easy and cheap to make desu

Rice with tea on top, additional toppings optional.

no joke tho toasted rice grains in green tea is fucking magic

This. What is the point of adding ice?

Also, being this broke but owning a fridge with an ice maker...

Toasted rice tea is delicious and rice itself goes with just about everything.

Texture looks disgusting. I love citrus fruit, but not when it's flour in the shape of it.

>come on Veeky Forums for first time ever
>see this shit

Yeah fuck you guys i dont think you actually know anything about food

Welcome to Veeky Forums, where nobody knows what they're talking about.

You can get ice almost anywhere retardo

op is a fucking memelord

>come on Veeky Forums for first time ever
We know.

You ever just mix shit together, and see if it works? This is one time where it worked for me. Pretty sure most of these ingredients are Canadian, though, so you'll have to find your own substitutes if you're not a Canuck.

Ingredients:
>1 box Kraft Dinner
>1 can Puritan Irish Stew
>6 Pizza Rolls
>1-3 scoops butterscotch ripple ice cream

Steps:
>Boil the Kraft Dinner
>Drain, add the cheese sauce and mix until well-coated
>Put the pizza rolls in the microwave
>Turn off the stove element, then dump the whole can of stew in while it's still hot
>Mix the stew in with the KD thoroughly until the pizza rolls are finished
>Throw the mixture into a large bowl, and place pizza rolls & ice cream on top
>Enjoy!

fuck you

Im going to find you and murder you in the most horrible way no one ever though possible

>mixing savoury foods with ice cream
Delete your router

I truly hope this is a joke

My family was once given toasted rice green tea and I couldn't drink it, reminded me of the smell when you get your teeth drilled at the dentist's.

Were you by any chance consuming any illegal substances before preparing this "meal"?

I wish you were dead