Foods of the boards

RumChicken
RumChicken

What would be considered the foods of the boards of Veeky Forums? Pic related; /tg/ tends to gravitate toward meatbread.

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=vz5Y2Zg5w84
youtube.com/watch?v=-Y2GAtvUCG8
1d4chan.org/wiki/Meatbread
lmgtfy.com/?q=Only commies drink vodka, Mandrake
youtube.com/watch?v=AJPMPXO4XFo

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

/r9k/ is obviously tendies.
/a/ is cheetoes
/pol/ is fried chicken and watermelon

Playboyize
Playboyize

/tv/ - crab legs
/v/ - water and celery
/fit/ - chicken and brown rice
Veeky Forums - mcchicken

Methshot
Methshot

/jp/ - Flan

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

/co/ is chili or children's cereal.

Snarelure
Snarelure

/x/ - pure distilled water and homemade bread made from mone grown wheat with a shit ton of salt.

Emberburn
Emberburn

/k/, I'd say is some foreign MRE doused in cosmoline and boiled with a horse mask.

That seems a bit obvious though.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Not simply ration food.

SniperWish
SniperWish

/m/ - hamburgers

WebTool
WebTool

/mlp/ :v)

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

/fit/ is A GALLON OF MILK A DAY
/sp/ is stadium nachos

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

/b/ is probably literal shit, most likely from andy sixx

Veeky Forums is definitely a mcchicken, close second maybe being 'go 'za

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

/v/ - doritos and mountain dew

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

/fa/ is just cigarettes

viagrandad
viagrandad

/mu/: paper-thin potato slice stretched tightly over a drum

/b/: years-old semen stored and aged in used 2 liter coke bottles

cum2soon
cum2soon

/tv/ prickle schlick

Bidwell
Bidwell

/a/ and derivatives - Cyanide
/b/ - Pure capsaicin
/biz/ - Steak and sautéed mushrooms
/co/ - SpaghettiOs with sliced hotdogs
Veeky Forums - Salt
/diy/ - Milk, flour, eggs, and sugar
/fit/ - Boiled chicken breast and brown rice
/g/ - Coffee and rye toast
/gif/ - Banana creme pie
/k/ - Vodka and cocktail onions
/mlp/ - Horse liver with caramelized onions and steamed carrots
/out/ - Trail mix
/pol/ - Coconut chicken curry over basmati rice
/r9k/ - A bullet
/tv/ - Buttered popcorn
/v/ and derivatives - Doritos and Mtn Dew
/x/ - Soylent

idontknow
idontknow

i would like /vr/ would eat some old nostalgia food and /vp/ would eat jelly filled donuts

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

/gif/ - Banana creme pie
Fuck.

Methshot
Methshot

/vr/ - Ecto cooler, a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and a side of chips, all waiting for you when you get home from school.

idontknow
idontknow

/aco/ reporting in

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Literally /k/

m.youtube.com/watch?v=vz5Y2Zg5w84

RumChicken
RumChicken

/pol/ is fried chicken and watermelon
KEK

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

/a/ is cheetoes
It's obviously ramen tho

hating anime on Veeky Forums
Moot should not have allowed your kind

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

being this triggered

whereismyname
whereismyname

nice

idontknow
idontknow

chili in a bag

youtube.com/watch?v=-Y2GAtvUCG8

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

/His/ would have to be unleavened bread

/Lit/ would probably be whiskey or maybe sauerkraut.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Sauerkraut
Why?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

/fa/

eGremlin
eGremlin

/tv/ is crab legs

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

it would be "i want to suck american dick" cake, obviously.
eurofags cant stop bitching about amerifats, and amerifats cant stop not bitching about whatever tiny islamic conquered shithole they live in. really makes ya think.

whereismyname
whereismyname

not cosmic brownie shakes
baka desu senpai

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Giga puddi

viagrandad
viagrandad

/v/ cheetos and mtn dew
/bant/ plain old tap water
/b/ a century egg
/fit/ oats
/pol/ sauerkraut and curry wurst

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Replace vodka with rum and that would be my daily pre-work meal.

For my lunch hour I'll have a burrito topped with salsa and two margaritas.

After work just a half gallon of wine.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Haha Veeky Forums is the McChicken good one for me its the mchicken anyone else guy guy guys for me its the mchicken haha haha guys

FastChef
FastChef

/k/ is jerky
/vg/ is hotdogs

5mileys
5mileys

Big Mac fan huh?

askme
askme

/k/ is brownies

SniperWish
SniperWish

/k/ would never drink vodka. Only commies drink vodka, Mandrake. /k/ drinks grain alcohol mixed with rainwater.

Evilember
Evilember

For you, it's Wendy's?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

/asp/ - beer

Lunatick
Lunatick

/sp/ - goat steak

iluvmen
iluvmen

pre-work meal.
breakfast?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

It would be interesting to conduct a survey through the boards and see what they say.

I'm guessing /pol/ would say fuhrercake
/a/ soda and pocky
/b/ would probably say some kind of Italian pie because, edgy faggot assholes
/mlp/ would be either apples, a chimicherry or a cherrychanga

SniperWish
SniperWish

It's Steve
Perfect.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

/o/ - Driving beer of choice

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Is meatbread actually nice or is it just a meme?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Nah brah.
/fit/ is OATS and CHICKEN BREASTS!

Snarelure
Snarelure

Water and celery? I haven't browsed /v/ in years

TechHater
TechHater

/fit/ -boiled chicken and brown rice
not penis

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

/b/ Cheese pizza, 79 cent tacos, happy meal, salsa packets, but a gallon of Papa John's garlic butter dip
/d/ 35 cans of spray whip cream and 35 cans of easy cheese
/e/ burger and fries combo
/h/ double cheese burger combo but replace the ketchup with mayo
/u/ a sushi spread and a lot of hand holding
/y/ an artistic spread of polish kielbasa and cocktail sausages with a bucket of white gravy

Spamalot
Spamalot

/d/ 35 cans of spray whip cream and 35 cans of easy cheese
not two numbers that add up to 69

idontknow
idontknow

/cgl/: tea and scones

/lgbt/: soymilk

King_Martha
King_Martha

What board is this supposed to be?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I learned of it from some friends hosting a viking bread party, it's pretty good but it all depends on the quality of meat, then again, viking bread also includes cheese so I don't know if it's a good example.

WebTool
WebTool

/b/ - Wendy's and bananas
Veeky Forums - McChicken
/r9k/ - tendies
/sp/ - Cincinnati chili cheese dog, dogshit
/v/ - celery and water

JunkTop
JunkTop

OP here. Being that /tg/ and 1d4chan's definition of meatbread basically boils down to "bread with meat and possibly other stuff in it", it really depends on what all gets put into it. 1d4chan's meatbread page has a few recipes for meatbread that I think would probably wind up tasting pretty damned good.

1d4chan.org/wiki/Meatbread

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

/toy/ - Kindereggs
/u/ - fish tacos
/y/ - ice cream from the Big Gay Ice Cream Truck...or rainbow sherbet

Supergrass
Supergrass

meatbread is objectively inferior to Stromboli

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Veeky Forums is now only known for mcChickens
not milk steak with jellybeans, bubble bass burger, quinky sauce, or tendies

girlDog
girlDog

Immaterial. We are discussing the foods of the boards, not saying whether one food is better than another.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I've got foods listed down for 36 boards so far. There's 34 boards that haven't been mentioned in this thread yet.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Shouldn't /r9k/ be a bowl of eggs?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

/tv/ - crablegs
/mu/ - potato slice
/r9k/ - tendies
Veeky Forums - mcchiken
/v/ - celery and water
/fit/ - oats
/k/ - brownies

Skullbone
Skullbone

mfw I ate the brownies

Illusionz
Illusionz

posts one disagreement on a board, about food
"triggered"

Pic related

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

isn't that /fit/?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Depends if we are Gaston memeing or autist kidnapper memeing.

Techpill
Techpill

tendies

Nigga that's from /b/ and /r9k/ threads. You're forgetting dessert ramen, Fazoli's, 'go'za, etc.

Methnerd
Methnerd

and here you are, the only one bitching

Firespawn
Firespawn

My mistake user, I thought the autist kidnapping was /fit/

Flameblow
Flameblow

/an/ - blini?

WebTool
WebTool

/sci/ - amphetamines
/lit/ - coffee + cigarettes

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

pony buttholes

girlDog
girlDog

Do not fry fry the Remi.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

/x/ - black coffee and a slice of cherry pie

Emberfire
Emberfire

I guess it depends on how you define breakfast.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Haven't been on much lately but it seems forever since I've seen a fucking fazoli's thread. Irish stew might belong on there too.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Oh fuck yeah, Irish stew guy. Or the condescending recipe weirdo!

JunkTop
JunkTop

Tell me about cosmic brownie shakes, how do I make one? Is it just a regular chocolate/vanilla milkshake but with crumbled cosmic brownies blended in?

MPmaster
MPmaster

/a/
cheetos
That's /v/ though. Or doritos. /a/ would be hambagah or just ramen or something.

Soft_member
Soft_member

/fit/ - cum
/lit/ - also cum
/his/ - cum too

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

shouldn't /his/ be wine

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

/all boards/ - dick

Playboyize
Playboyize

STINKY WEWWWWWWW STINKIER THAN YOUR BULLY

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

/c/ and /a/ are are cheese pizza
/n/ is water with airline peanuts
/b/ is moms spaghetti
/jp/ is paki
/i/ whatever /ic/ tells them to eat
/ic/ whatever hurts /i/ the most
/g/ wine
/sp/ stone cold ice cream
/d/ Casu marzu with foi gras served at Guolizhuang
Veeky Forums activated almonds on a mcrib
/o/ jimmy johns
/s4s/ lead paint chips n dip
/cm/ and /hm chocolate coated cheese
/h/ calamari
/u/ lemon tacos
/x/ mushrooms wrapped in tinfoil
/tv/ popcorn
I think you meant to post cupcakes

happy_sad
happy_sad

Yes, Jack, I suppose you're right.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

In "gamerfuel" threads, there are some purists who apparently refuse to put anything that has even a slightest amount of salt, sugar or fats into their mouths. Half /v/ users look like sentient blobs of fat while the other half are hungry skeletons

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

/s/ - Breast milk.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

/hc/ roast beef.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

/sp/ - hotpockets

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

/n/ - 50 bananas

whereismyname
whereismyname

/x/ mushrooms wrapped in tinfoil
I approve this. Noooice.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

/x/ is pan fried aluminum foil

Spamalot
Spamalot

/fa/
black coffee and cigs, possibly with a side of heroin. gotta achieve that <3% bodyfat somehow.
/mu/
plain potatoes cut into various shapes, though they're less for eating and more for discussing why your preferred shape is garbage
/fit/
definitely not pizza
/pol/
toasted white bread, the toaster leaves little swastikas on each slice
/k/
military rations, cut with a bayonette
/int/
macaque soup

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

/int/
macaque soup
My man

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

/sp/ - pie and chips

girlDog
girlDog

underrated.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

doesn't drink vodka
drinks diluted grain alcohol
what is vodka?

/k/ommando here: i drink vodka.

SniperGod
SniperGod

/k/ venison
/an/ brown recluse diet
/tv/ whatever makes you a big guy
Veeky Forums for me its the mcchicken and whiskey
/v/ mountain dew and doritos
/pol/ white meat

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

/g/ wine
not cheetos

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I wish i'd know the recipe, user.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Only commies drink vodka, Mandrake
lmgtfy.com/?q=Only commies drink vodka, Mandrake

Lunatick
Lunatick

nice

Bidwell
Bidwell

nice

Methnerd
Methnerd

YOUR BULLY WAS RIGHT!
leld even if fake

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

this is the only choice for /jp/

Evilember
Evilember

/fit/
chicken, broccoli, rice, no seasoning
/int/
"white" bread
/tv/
Whatever the least popular food is, durian and balut with hakarl and a bottle of fermented horse milk, they call it the kino special
/lit/
coffee with 1 cigarette

WebTool
WebTool

/b/ is probably literal shit, most likely from andy sixx
god damnit i thought i was safe from this on Veeky Forums

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

/out/ could be chili. /co/ should def be children's cereal. Photography could be a visually stunning dish like....idk grilled steak, roasted potatoes and chimichurri

Booteefool
Booteefool

My stomach hurts from laughing

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

/int/
mämmi, casu marzu, or more recently, sopa de macaco
/tv/
them? they'd eat crab legs.
/r9k/
frozen chicken tenders with honey mustard
/biz/
cocaine and a kosher meal
Veeky Forums
aunt myrna's party cheese salad

farquit
farquit

/a/ needs to be a more animey highschool trash food

melon pan or yakisoba roll

massdebater
massdebater

/a/ - 30-cent-a-pack ramen
/b/ - Stewed shit
/d/ - Broiled whole horse cock
/k/ - A stiff shot of vodka
/o/ - Sonic hamburgers
/v/ - Doritos and Mountain Dew soup
/r9k/ - "Alpha acid" extract from hops (actually a 100% bitter compound)
/s4s/ - TopKeks
/adv/ - Sauteed Death Caps
/an/ - Tofu
/cgl/ - Cock
Veeky Forums - McChicken
/diy/ - A live cow, some firewood, kindling, flint & steel, an axe and a sledgehammer
/fit/ - Oat, chicken and brown rice milkshake with whey protein
/int/ - Sopa de macaco
/jp/ - Three-tier bento full of plain white rice
/mu/ - Half a raw potato
/out/ - Trail mix
/sci/ - Badly done molecular gastronomy
/sp/ - Goat kebabs
/trv/ - Airline peanuts
/x/ - Ectoplasm

Skullbone
Skullbone

giving /a/ shit food recs when anime is filled with partrician eat

At least say omelette or something

RumChicken
RumChicken

By that logic everyone in /a/ has a harem on their dick and will soon come to realize they have miraculous abilities they've never known about.

/a/ users themselves are the kind of people who can't make toast without burning it, the kind that can't make anything that doesn't come out of a plastic container. I don't mean to bully them, but that's just the board generalized.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

/f/ would be old kiwis.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

lets get this out on a tray....nice
I can certainly tell you he did not mean to post cupcakes

Firespawn
Firespawn

just the boards I frequent
/a/ - some weeb shit, probably ramen
/an/ - road kill
/fa/ - black coffee
/fit/ - oats
/g/ - dried mango slices ordered from shady chinese sites
/v/ - doritos and mountain dew
/jp/ - your own bottled semen
/pol/ - taco bowl

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

/b/ would be trap dicks, obviously.
/k/ would be cum brownies with literal nut butter.

Supergrass
Supergrass

/a/ - Pocky
/b/ - That maggot cheese
/bant/ - I can't remember
/jp/ - Raw brains of idols
/mu/ - Rice Crispies
/pol/ - Nigger toes
/v(g)/ - Cheetos

Playboyize
Playboyize

I haven't taken multivar yet explain the meme pls

Techpill
Techpill

Rum and coffee is fucking amazing.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

it's a transformation from Cartesian to polar coordinates
the middle part is the change of coordinates and the Jacobian matrix and its determinant

if girl is a graph, the one on the top is the original, plotted using Cartesian coordinates, and the one on the bottom is the graph after being transformed

also notice, the original has sort of a rectangular shape to it. As such, after a change of coordinates to polar coordinates, it looks somewhat like a polar rectangle (pic), which is just a rectangle after such a transformation has been applied to it

I don't know what the color change is referencing

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

microwaved tin foil

girlDog
girlDog

/fit/

idontknow
idontknow

/co/ should be vegan food because so many SJW cucks hang there.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Cupcakes is vintage /mlp/; donuts are the new hotness now.

the whitest bread in Argentina

StonedTime
StonedTime

It's a joke
honestly thought my /d/ choice was more clever.
I guess it should have included rooster eggs/breasts

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

hating on anime
on a website wholly dedicated to anime

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

/s/ is pussy. /hm/ is cock.

/gif/ is pussy drenched in cum of the guy she cucked you with.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

/v/

Nojokur
Nojokur

/sp/ is pizza de queso, Sprite, galetta and yoghurt liquido fresa

Bidwell
Bidwell

Finally some vg representation

Crandino is in da buildin

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

there are more porn boards on this site than anime ones
count them, its true
weeb

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

accurate list

Nojokur
Nojokur

Granted, that bubble bass burger was pretty impressive.

Evilember
Evilember

X-acto knife
/k/
Nein

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Thanks

Skullbone
Skullbone

What is the recipe for the meatbread? Why do you post it and not post the recipe? Why do you hate?

iluvmen
iluvmen

Seems as if you literally just bake bread but shove meat into the dough

SniperWish
SniperWish

1d4chan.org/wiki/Meatbread
I think I've found it.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I posted that link earlier and said that the page has recipes on it.

rtft

TreeEater
TreeEater

Water is huge on v and has been for quite some time. I don't know where the celery comes from though, I may have missed it.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

nice

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

/tv/ - crabs legs
/mu/ - tomatoes and radio wire
/3/ - you ever see that spongebob episode where squidward eats the holographic meatloaf? that
/hc/ - recipes from that semen cook book
/fa/ - nothing

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

wait it was plankton who eats the holographic meatloaf not squidward
youtube.com/watch?v=AJPMPXO4XFo