Anyone knows what kind of fish this is? It looks revolting. Like something out of an Alien movie...

>hair all over the doorstep
ew clean your home you bum!!

Relax dude, he has a dog. Dogs shed. Hair gets deposited on the floor. You probably wear shoes in your house coated in urine and feces from your visit to a public restroom. Do you sanitize your floor evey 30 minutes?

worms. it's why sushi-grade fish is a thing.

that's a rat

How the fuck do you not know what it is that you're cooking?

Thats the pattern of the Tiles, dude.

l-lewd

Looks like eel or lamprey, both of which can be shitty/tough if you don't cook them right.

>fish
>dick
It's eel.

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