Is there a food:
>easier
>cheaper
>more versatile
>tastier
>quicker
Than the humble omelette?
This should be everyone's first dish. Teaches basic skills such as temperature control and how to be delicate, and is a great way to fine tune your palette.
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Gonna make one in your honor OP.
Fuck i saw this thread after i finished my scrambled eggs
Not vegan. I don't like chicken periods.
There are countless tastier dishes, but this one is a clear winner in taste/effort.
You're totally right about the rest.
CHICKEN EGGS ARE THE ULTIMATE FOOOOOOOD
YOUR BODY HAS THE SAME REACTION TO IT AS YOU HAVE TOWARDS MOST COOKED SEA CREATURES
YOU PUT IT ON YOUR TONGUE AND YOUR BRAIN IS LIKE
"YEP, THAT'S FUCKING GOOD BASIC PROTEIN SHIT THAT KEEPS ME ALIVE. EAT ALL OF THAT SHIT. EAT IT NOW."
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
Ever tried scrambled human periods? Might sound disgusting but once it enters your mouth you imediately transcend this dimmension and start absorbing 4D protein to start building 4D muscle to become a powerfull interdimensional warrior. Also chicks love guys who love periods.
God gave us a mighty digestive system that can consume an awe inspiringly huge number of things so that we may survive, thrive, and enjoy life.
Chicken periods are one of those primary divine foods meant for us to consume... historically THE significant protein source in many places and cultures.
To look upon chicken eggs consumption with such disdain is an evil from the will of SATAN. REPENT SINNER! REPENT AND EAT THIS DELICIOUS OMELET
I've been saying this for years, good thread OP.
Aside from soups yeah you're spot on.