If you could have an infinitely refilling cereal that magically has 0 calories and no expiry date...

If you could have an infinitely refilling cereal that magically has 0 calories and no expiry date, what would you choose?

For me, it's the honey nut cheerios.

life cuz I dont have one

Frosted Flakes. I have it like once a year and I always end up running through like three bowls back to back

0 calorie granola would almost make life worth living

Corn and/or rice chex. I sound like a really boring person.

Same.

I will never get tired of that shit, and if I do, I can always use it as bird seed and fish bait.

Apparently my step daughter did this one day after school, shes in middle school, normal sized....

.....for now....

UNRELATED: how much do you weigh?
(asking for a friend)

Specifically bananas and cream but if possible the full rotation.

DISQUALIFIED

>not a fucking cereal.

6'2", 200

Oh no, someone doesn't know the actual meaning of cereal!

>doughball fish bait

Have fun cooking and eating your inedible nigog trash fish carp.

Oh its okay, I'm from lakey(go ahead have a mental grammar breakdown) part of the USA, where they are plenty, we don't eat them, we just catch them, rip the hook out of their faces and throw them back.

If we catch the same one twice we laugh in its face and then throw it back again, but not before high fiving over some fucking HONEYNUETCHEERIOSFAGGOT

I like how they use dehydrated apples + flavoring for all of their fruit. I assume it's just cheaper, but it's so weird.

I'm also mad they don't sell this where I live.

Flavored instant oats definitely aren't quality but they are comfy and I love them.
If I had to choose a typical cold cereal, Captain Crunch or Frosted Flakes.

Oh shit, if hot cereal is an option than steel cut oats.

Cocoa puffs

She's in middle school my dude. Don't worry too much.

Just make sure she knows nutrition and ethics by the time she's in uni.

T. My friends returned from uni as fat sluts

Also, I'd pick Sugar Crisps

grape nuts

I can eat it and fill potholes

It's a hard fucking tie between Reese's Puffs and Post's Honey Bunches of Oats

Life
Or Lucky Charms (just the marshmallows)

Thiamine mononitrate
Riboflavin
Folic acid
Reduced iron
Niacin

I'd actually separate the chemicals back out and sell them to retarded americans that actually believe they need to eat them to survive.
$60 For 200 pills, I'll beat out GMC in no time.

lucky charms are nothing without the grain. You have to get an even amount of grain and marshmallows, otherwise it's shit. Mom's Best cereal is the shit, they make the Mallow Oats blows lucky charms out of the water

pecan+date great grains cereal. sooo good.

LMAO

Niacin and Folic Acid are both things that are good for you and promote hair growth.

Try finding the right bad chemicals first.

Like the "natural" flavoring.

LMAO they like SHOVE folic acid down pregnant womens throat

lol nice try but try harder

>0 calories

what's the fucking point then

>Total
would never have to buy food ever again.

>hot cereal

I fucking love grape nuts, especially with slices of banana, date, and peanuts thrown in.

Now I don't have to kill my roommates for constantly eating my damn cereal.

Waffle Crisp or French Toast Crunch.

You're a bright bulb, aren't you.

I think that I'd have to go with Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

For me it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

id have to say lucky charms
:D

anything else is incorrect

tossup

are you me?

that box of cracklin oat bran is supposed to be 10 servings. I usually eat it in 3.5 or 4

that shit is so bad for you I get a box like once a year because I have the same problem

Raisin Bran. I fucking love that stuff.