Can I sue Wendys? I went to get ketchup and the pump thing exploded and got all over my 200+ Signed Hockey jersey...

Can I sue Wendys? I went to get ketchup and the pump thing exploded and got all over my 200+ Signed Hockey jersey. It won't able to be replaced either.

What team?

>hockey
Nothing of value was lost, so no

Penguins vintage jersey

I'll allow it. Sue away sir.

That's your own fault faggot

How so it exploded you moron

Why were you pumping ketchup onto your framed memorabilia in the first place?

I was pumping it onto my fries and then it exploded.

Fuck you the Preds are winning it this time.