Me: Today I had a Smart Dog in a bun topped with Hormel vegetarian chili. Not gonna say it's the best thing I ever ate, but it was satisfying. Reminded me of Wienerschnitzel, except less skimpy. Same quality. On the side I had seasoned curly fries. Then I had some strawberries with coconut whipped cream, which is always good.
Oh, and apple sauce makes a great egg replacer for cakes. So does baking soda and vinegar. If you want a super easy, low calorie one pan no dishes cake, you can use one cake of soda + 1 box of cake mix, mix it up in the pan, pop it in the oven, and that's it. It makes a very light, fluffy cake that pairs well with strawberries and coconut whipped cream.
Zachary Mitchell
Went to a sports bar today with some bros. Ordered a three sides of broccoli with no butter. Triggered everyone at the table and the waitress so fucking hard.
This is the life I want to live.
Dylan Howard
Nice.
Owen Parker
one time after drinking heavily at a house party we all went to a breakfast joint and instead of a proper meal I ordered six sides of bacon the waitress looked at me like I was crazy and asked me if I was being serious