/alc/ al/ck/ Alcohol Thread:

/alc/ al/ck/ Alcohol Thread:

When did you first realize drinking was great, but more importantly when did you realize drinking was a problem edition.

Drinking became great at 15 , drinking started becoming a problem at 20.

It was a problem by 18

I never really enjoyed drinking. When I was 18 - 21 I drank way too much. Was known as the drunk of the group but did it just to cope with my social anxiety and felt no one would like me sober.

Now over a decade later I drink alone and purely to cope with my shitty existence.

That's too early user.

Also what is everyone's drink of choice?

Same, except I still hate the fuckin taste of alcohol and can't touch the shit.

I hab some good luck Endone which I'm rationing because it's nearly all gone. Try to stay away from opiates as a coping mechanism tho man, that shit has nearly stopped me breathing a few times lol

I've always been known as the pill-popper or drunk of the group and its dumb.

I guess I do it to cope with laziness or boredom.
Whenever I clean up I am entertained but when I just have one drink or pill or smoke I'm back to losing focus and being bored without it.

Alcohol, before or after your morning coffee?

Today it is before, today I am worried because all I have left is 2-3 oz of vodka and no moneys.

It's 6 am. It is going to be a long day.

I didn't realize it was a problem til my late 20s. Usually made it to work, hangover or not. Could hang onto relationships despite drinking. But all of that stuff would have been so much better without alcohol. I feel like I wasted a lot of years with alcohol holding me back. lots of good years.

Gobstopper factory location

Drinking became great about 2 years ago

Drinking became a problem about a week ago

Beer, Whiskey, or Gin

Best mixed drink for me is a Mai Tai. Trader Vic's recipe that is.

First drunk feeling at 15, DUI's at 21 and 23. I havent drove in 9 years. Fuck it man I know I'll just get another one and then they could make me a felon. I aint going back to some shit $10/hour job. I'll just suck it up and take the bus and keep all my shit making decent money. Living 10 minutes away from work helps so much.

Drank for the first time in 4 months yesterday.
Said it would be the only time then back to 3-4 months sobriety.
Already drinking a bottle of wine this morning. I realize alot more clearly why I drink though..
Thought process goes like this "feel like shit, what can i do? drink"

What do you do f for work?

I didn't have a drink until around 17. Became a problem right when I was around 19. Was out of highschool, didn't have much to do because I was taking a year off before signing up for community college, had a job but got fired and my local liquor store never carded and anywhere that did I would just get my sister to buy it for me who was a few years older.
Realized how much I enjoy drinking alone rather than with people/at parties and it was just a downhill slope from there.


On a different note, i've been working out on the regular lately and I've got to say how much it helps with hangovers. If I wake up feeling like shit then go for a bike ride I feel way, WAY better when I get back. Sweatin out all that poison I guess

Started at 21, am 28 now. I don't and never have had a problem with it. I just took the time to realize my limits and to keep my drinking to moderate levels.

Drinking was great maybe several months after I tried it when I was 17. Realized I was charismatic as fuck with a couple in me, whereas normally I was captain dweeb.

Realized it was a problem when I got a dui, got into multiple fights, lost a job, lost a couple girlfriends, spent money on retarded shit online, and then got arrested and the shit kicked out of me by the cops for basically running my mouth.

>got drunk over the holiday weekend and texted my attractive female boss saying I wanted to be her footslave
>called in sick to work today because I'm too scared to face her

I just want to crawl in a hole and die... And the worst part is I'm not even a footfag. I have no idea where that outburst came from

Discovered drinking was great at 12, used to sneak booze to offset anxiety at 14, home-brewed at 17, and first used heavy drinking to escape worries for long periods of time at 19, at which point it officially became a problem.

>at 12
jesus dude

Tell her it's a weab phrase for a right hand man

I made but of.money today and was gonna hit the liquor store, what should I get?

What's a weab? Is it a gnome phrase?

My father gave me sips of beer when I was an infant, probably just to shut me up.

Got into my mothers stash of wine coolers at 5 years old and she found me asleep next to a few open ones.

Socially drank from 17 until I turned 19 and it slowly became more and more of an issue.

25 now and I'm on day 1 and I feel like dogshit.

Vodka and Whiskey. Later just vodka.

sobriety

A friend of mine loves rum so I got some to test the hype.

How do I drink this without becoming an alcoholic?

Too late

Poker night boys!

make FL rum runner that tastes like bubblegum

rum + horchata = pure sex
I tried some at my Dominican friend's house party a few days ago and it was amazing

Least painful way to die that is accessible to near enough anyone?
Know you lot have thought about it too.
Getting very very tired of this prolonged and agonising method.
No shitposts please, I'm not asking for arguments or sympathy, I'm asking for specific advice. Thanks.

Don't so it, live life with no regrets. Pack up and move cross country, if you run out of money and die , well you wanted that to. Cash out all your money and go live a little before you die.

Nah it's a shit method. I was one of the anons above.

In February I went to the hospital over an accidental almost-dying. Had a few small seizures, muscle cramps for 2 days and they kept me for 3 total days.

Dehydration to the point you puke when you crave water badly but vomiting every drink is a bad way to go user. Seek help or a better method.

He misspelled "Weeb" which is a person who is obsessed with Japanese culture, usually anime and maybe the actual culture. If you told your boss that im 95 percent sure she wouldn't know what you were talking about.

Id seek help m8 but if life has become as tormenting ad you say, there's balloon time.

Approximately how dangerous are seizures, and can you describe the experience please? I mean, are you conscious while it happens? Approximately how unpleasant would you say the ordeal is? It sounds heavy.

Make sure if you become an alcoholic with rum you brush your teeth, the cheaper versions almost always add sugar. Rum is my favorite form of alcohol. Its so pleasant. I also live on the coast 10 minutes from the beach and sometimes I take a glass cup over and just drink on the beach.

Werbs

Image scared the shit out of me. Anything even slightly sinister looking (I mean, children's cartoons, an unhappy doodle, fucking anything) when I'm not drunk, is likely to give me nightmares. Sometimes if I see such trivial, hopelessly innocent things while a few days into withdrawal, I'll develop a new phobia which can last years.
So.
Thanks.
Want some bacon? Lost muh appetite.

Came down with a minor withdrawal yesterday, and lasted till 7 pm till I had my first drink. I felt fine earlier so I started drinking at 11am, I lasted a few hours passed out and woke up an hour ago. Right now I'm trying to resist the temptation. Kill me

Saw that at a buffet today. Thought it was kind of out of place.

I don't even know what it's like to drink moderately. Lately I feel like I don't want to drink every day, got a week dry under my belt, but I just can't stop. I hate being sober, and I don't really like being alive.

I'm hoping that things improve to the point where I don't have to keep waking up full of regrets, but it's been so long like this...

wow a whole week sounds tuff ya dumb cunt

Clearly a cunning, money-saving ruse to make people lose their appetites.

You'd fucking hate my house then. It was build over a forgotten cemetery where 19th century miners were buried. This was supposed to be my dream place, but ever since I moved here, my life has turned to shit, and now I'm an alcohol. I know there's evil shit here

I was exhausted and had spasms in my lower back all day after. Just before it I felt wonky but it felt like I relaxed into it, kind of like going to sleep - there was no choice. I only faintly remember being wheeled elsewhere with them trying to bring me to - pressing on my sternum and rubbed an ink pen against my thumb cuticle.

As for severity, these were considered medically serious. They tested me for several things, and determined I was not epileptic but the seizures were from alcohol.

They weren't the worst. Afterward I felt like the most shit I've ever felt. BP was high and my heart rate was > 100 for a day or so.

Ah yeah I know you. I've still got that rekt wooden building set as my wallpaper.
Sounds fucking charming.
On that note I'm gonna take another illegally-acquired benzo or 3, down my last bit of booze and try not to imagine what the next few days are going to bring.
Tomorrow I go cold turkey. Again.
Gun be gud, gents. Wheee petrified.

>sell some books
>only get four dollars
>was hoping to buy a six pack

Got some PBR 2 for 2 dollars and a fountain drink.

Good luck m8. I wish I had benzos, but if I did, I'd probably double down on the vodka. I'm seriously considering selling the place too. God bless the poor cunt that buys it.

Oh it was sexy.

You should save that benzo for tomorrow or plan on getting more. They gave me an injection of Ativan and it helped a lot.

I'd probably suck a cock for Librium at this point

Drinking became great at 19. Drinking became a problem at 23. Still drink at 27 but much less liquor now.

It didn't help my doctor was a solid 8/10.

But they wouldn't even give me a second injection.

Started drinking when I was 13
I didn't get handovers til I was 15
Don't throw up for some reason
Wonderugen

I've had a drip of ativan on in an emergency room before, seriously have never felt better once it kicked in.

I remember first time i got drunk. It was fucking heaven. Like i literally found myself. I was 14.

When i turned 21 and moved to my own place, it became a problem.

Now 27, fucking fat bloated no future wagecuck. Life is great and i havent had a drink 3 days.

4 months sober boys. Still have zero desire to drink and honestly cringe at how pathetic I was in the midst of my "problem"

I've been focusing on self improvement. Just tackling areas of my life that have always bothered me but I was being too much of a pussy to address. Now that I'm making progress in these areas, life is becoming a lot more tolerable without booze.

Not bragging, just saying what I did to clean up.

Good for you user. Positivity is welcome here.

Sheeeet man I saved that pick of that destroyed place where those miners died too! Its a small world I think it was on /x/ that you were on but i forget since I was probably drunk. Have a good day nigga!

The place wasn't destroyed, but rather neglected for many years. Our state historical foundation replaced a few beams, and added bracing a few years ago just to keep it from collapsing. I bought the property because I was drawn to the place, and I felt like it belonged to me for no appearant reason. For no reason I became obsessed with it. The funniest part about all of this is I was a fedorafag when I moved here.

nice job user, keep up the good work

The worst part of being a disgusting alcoholic is pissing in bottles because you need the toilet too much to bother getting up every 20 minutes and the sick you cover with a towel for your future self to deal with (but you don't).

I'm clean just over a month and I cannot fathom how I let myself get that bad looking back. I don't even know how I had the will power to clean my apartment which was literally a floor of vodka, cider and coke bottles with piss stains and chunks of vomit on the floor, yet I'm sitting here now rubbing soap over my body every few hours to stop this fungal rash all over my body, and am cleaning everything every 2 minutes.

I think the damage has already been done though. I'm constantly getting infections, blood in my piss and when I take a shit there's always blood. I'm still trying though, because I look back and now look at my surroundings and it nearly makes me cry. Just having a clean floor and not dry heaving every minute at the thought of downing smother of disgustingly cheap vodka

And I bet you are underage, guy

First drink at 17, freshman. Became a problem around 19-20, during a depression. Now 26, drinking a bottle of wine a day.

I'm a psychiatry resident. So I know it's not nearly as much as other addicts drink, but it's more than I want, and I can't stop. I gained 40 pounds the last year between the wine and the eating that comes with it. Currently seeing a therapist, and I'm seeing a psychiatrist of my own on the 14th, hopefully to start naltrexone or, preferably, disulfiram.

Stay strong user, I'm currently trying to quit. My water heater actually went out over a month ago, but I've hesitated to call someone to fix it because I have dirty cloths all over the floor, and used dishes all over the kitchen. The tap water here is freezing cold, so I boil water twice a week to bathe with. No vomit luckily, most days I can get till the evening for the first drink. Other days, the sheer anxiety, and depression gets the best of me.

I bet I'm not, goy

I bet both of you faggots are underage

Are posts like this actually real or is it some low key inside joke to pretend to be the most fucked up person here?

What made me quit was losing my job. I just stopped...the fact I could hardly walk on my floor and how bad the clothes everywhere got just got the better of me. You'll never be ready to change, so just get up and do it man, because the state of were you live also affects the mind. If your house is a mess so will your brain, get your shit cleaned up and you'll feel absolutely incredible at the end of it (if it's as bad as how mine was).

Hope shit works out for you though man. I'm still rocky even a month later but you gotta take each day as it comes.

No my story is genuine. I got that bad and so do many 'others when they go off the deep end.

That shit is reserved for cinemaposting.

Drinking became great at 18, was probably a problem by 20.
>drunk in class
>drunk at work
>drunk at home
>drunk for family gatherings
>drove after drinking two pitchers by myself to another bar frequently
Finally got my shit together at 24. Three months sober, lads.

Thanks a lot for the encouragement. Like I said, the hardest part is getting past the anxiety, and depression even though I know it's a direct result of the drinking. I'll probably just hang out in a coffee shop of some shit, and shitpost from there.

That's what people mean when they say "rock bottom". That's where a lot of alcoholics get before they quit; or they just die.

went to the casino with my mom tonight, had to be helped and carried out by security for getting drunk. now im home in my room on my second 40oz

I'm asian and I can't drink alcohol!

Basically my body digests it too fast and I get asian glow and symptoms similar to a hangover. All alcohol does is it makes me feel dizzy and tired.

I don't know what if feels like to be "buzzed"

Thanks for the laugh aisanon. Consider you alcohol intolerance to be a blessing.

If you've ever been deeply hooked on liquor these kinds of posts wouldn't surprise you. I've been coming in these threads for years on a regular basis, and though I'm not as bad as some here none of these stories take me by surprise. If you've ever been really bad about it you know what can happen.

Great at 21 problem at 22. Been 3 years now and rarely have days when I dont drink

It seems like half of us a 24. What the fuck happened in 1992?

Proud of you.

Good luck with meds! They can really help.

I was born in 89 but if you look back at history it's pretty clear that the 90s were when things started to go downhill.

If I drink a six pack of beer in a night, I will get a 3 day hangover, even if I'm sure to hydrate properly and take b-vitamins. This could be kindling, or perhaps something else, either way I'm probably done with alcohol. :(

Double up on your potassium intake. Coconut water is an excellent source.

Damnit I hate when I drink enough to want to go get laid, then I remember I'm too drunk to get it up correctly. It would be a waste of time for the girl.

Naltrexone may help you, but I'm just throwing this story out there that when I was put on it, not only did it not really curb any cravings, but I drank a shit ton of liquor right through it like I wasn't even taking it. It's like it seriously didn't have any effect on me, so I stopped taking it.

27 here, only chance I ever had at fucking in college my nerves were too bad and I was drinking a ton so I actually got the same girl into my bed twice but couldn't go all the way through the act. Still a virgin. Doesn't matter, I never would have wanted to see her long term anyway, but still.

I just hit 25. For me it was a sour relationship that didn't get better. Actually just ended. Shes moving out on Friday with our son.

LIFE WASNT SPOSED TA BE LIKE THIS

Just get an exspenive hooker and get it over with it.

Wizard territory is right around the corner, do it u pussy.

Did you decide to procreate or did it just happen to you. Just a question, not trying to be a dick.

Atleast ur not a migger

God damn dude, just don't drink over this. Think of your son, you need to be there for him or he's going to have some seriose problems later in life. Don't let that cunt get in your way.

The thing is I'm so close now I almost think I should just hit 30 and become one. I can talk to girls just fine but I can't form relationships with them at this point. Another factor is my libido is much lower than it used to be. When I was a teenager I was ravenous for sex, but I had untreated problems with anxiety and depression because I kept denying them fearing the stigma.
I actually feel much better than I used to even though I'm pretty miserable (I assure you it was worse when I was younger even though I seemed to have more of my faculties about me in youth), but it's been so long I can't see myself fucking just for the sake of losing my virginity. It sucks because occasionally I will see a chick and know that she's hot but nothing clicks on these days like it used to where I really want to pursue her. Even back then when I felt that charge I didn't know how to go about it.

*serious
I swear autocorrect was programmed by retarded pajeets. Saged my post btw

U need no fap + no porn for a month. Then no porn + fap once a week with your imagination only.
You need to pay a hooker and fuck, just to get it over with and understand it's just pussy.
If u are making decent money get on TRT

Do not become a wizard, read wizatd chan read incels. Its pathetic depressing and suicidal.

Get it together

I've read wizard chan before. It is bad over there I know. I really think the porn intake is a big problem. Also I'm on an SSRI so that kind of makes actually cumming an effort where it didn't used to be. I'm cutting down on my drinking well enough miraculously, but it's like all I can really focus on is going to work and coming home and then doing whatever I want. I do have actual creative hobbies in music and some other artistic stuff but I just don't know. I really have to take one day at a time at this point.
Also I already know it's just pussy, I'm not putting it on a pedestal but I can't see myself being into fucking a whore just for the sake of it.

>Do not become a wizard

But being a wizard is awesome
t. wizard

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

this

I didn't really embrace drinking until my late 20s. It became a problem probably by my early 40s.