Lobster

>Lobster
>Crab
>Shrimp
>Marry, fuck, and kill

Marry lobster, fuck crab, and kill shrimp.

Marry Crab, Fuck Shrimp, Kill Lobster.

Crab in my ass, lobster pinching my nipples, holding hands with shrimp

but no
why the hate on lobster?

fuck, fuck, fuck

Marry lobster, fuck scrimp, kill crab. Crab is good but its just lesser-lobster.

Marry crab, fuck lobster, kill shrimp, hold hands with crawfish.

Partrcian taste in shellfish and kino.

It's good but too expensive and not as versatile.

I came here to post this

kill shrimp (it sucks in a sandwich compared to other two)

marry lobster (best every day meal)

fuck crab (good once in a while but would get too rich to eat every day)

marry crab
fuck lobster
kill shrimp

Lobsters are just too roachy for me to stomach. The idea of eating a giant spider doesn't seem so bad, so for me, crab is number 1. I also have an extreme fear/ aphobia of all insect exept spiders. I have two amazon tarantulas for fucks sake, yet if there's a cockroach in the room, I'll panick like a fucking girl. Weird huh?

Marry Crab
Fuck Shrimp
Kill Lobster

marry lobster, Fuck shrimp, kill crab.

marry shrimp, fuck lobster, kill crab

marry lobster, fuck crab, kill shrimp

I am of the opinion that crabs taste better than lobster.

As far as I'm concerned, shrimp isn't even in contention.

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marry shrimp
fuck crab
kill lobster

This is the correct answer because shrimp is cheap and ubiquitous, so you marry it because marriages lead to no sex.

Crab is high end and delicious, so being able to get it at low cost is great.

Lobster just tastes bad compared to the other two (but still pretty good)

Shit, forgot the point of the thread

Marry Crab
Fuck shrimp
Kill lobster, then feed it to my cats

wow this is pretty autistic.

everyone in this thread is playing KFM with Crustaceans.
id say we're all pretty autistic