I want three scoops

I want three scoops.

TTTHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEE

SSSSSCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPSSSSSSSS?1?!?!?!?!?!!!??!????????????!!!!!!!!!!!

>my god emperor got insulted in tv mommy >:(

NOBODY GETS MORE SCOOPS THAN ME

I want a woman with boobs ;__;

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Mate it's just a meme. Why are you so upset?

>he thinks we're upset and not laughing at comedian stupidity

Funnier than anything Colbert has ever said.

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PUT
THOSE
SCOOPS
DOWN
NOW

Would you like soda with that?

>my late-night talk show host is being made fun of for being an unfunny retard :(

DERNULDD DUUUMPFFF GIVE BACK MY SCOOPS!!!!

>not wanting flat chests

Fine. I'll have just one scoop, like everyone else. Are you happy now?

Just don't drop the scoops like a spaz.

GRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMPH YOU WILL RESIGN FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP

DO
NOT
CLAP

GRUMPHLED DRUMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPH RUSSIAAGRIMAPMSPPPPPMHHHHHHHH

ONLY
ONE
SCOOP

>We're not triggered!! We just came out of the woodworks to defend drumpf because we're totally NOT butthurt!

Cool your head and drink some covfefe, pal.

Nice falseflagging

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I can't believe this was actually frontpage news on CNN

What a crock of shit

>drumpf

Is this shtick or are liberals actually hanging on to Trumps maiden name as some sort of insult?

I thought liberal faggots were supposed to be accepting of all nationalities?

Why all the bigotry over a foreign born name? Lots of people change their names coming to the US. Is this somehow a big surprise to you?

THE SCOOPS DAHNALD, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?

booo you are mentally retarded booo

>Is this shtick or are liberals actually hanging on to Trumps maiden name as some sort of insult?

Nope, all the insults are real. They think it actually makes Trump look bad or something to be an immigrant.

Liburls love them immigrants, until they don't.

don't hurt your head trying to point out the hypocrisy.

They only like brown immigrants.

I thought it was a thing about how they think Trump hates immigrants, and that it's hypocritical to do so when your family are immigrants themselves.

>triggered
>drumpf
>butthurt

>They think it actually makes Trump look bad or something to be an immigrant.

coming from the supposed "pro immigrant party" that's kinda really stupid, isnt' it?

>Why all the bigotry over a foreign born name? Lots of people change their names coming to the US. Is this somehow a big surprise to you?

Confused liberals keep deeming trump as "American white" without realizing he was actually an immigrant.

It pisses them off that Trump actually represents "their" side.

Well, I guess you can drop the scoops as long as you look really cute while eating it.

TRUMP WILL FALL!

are all 'Merican liberals this big of hypocrites?

TWO TERMS
TWO GENDER
TWO SCOOPS

They "literally can't" say his real name because Harry Potter. Fucking insane, right?
It's like being surrounded by children. Everything they hear from celebrities they like is the Absolute Unquestionable Truth, they scream and cry about anything that doesn't go their way, and no matter how wrong they are they insist that they're not only right, but that the very laws of the universe are on their side and that "it's inevitable so why are you trying to fight it".

The irony is thick tonight boys

This post reminded me that they're also twats.

GG GRRUMPF WITH HER THREE SCOOPS!

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Whatever happened to Christie?

wow this is epic
totally screencapping this thread for r/donald

Used and thrown away

>only 3 scoops

FOUR SCOOPS, COME ON!
YOU GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG!
LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND!

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VANILLA ICE CREAM IS RACIST. YOUR FLAVORS MUST BE MORE DIVERSE

Did you say two scoops?

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3 SCOOOOOOPS????????
FRHUCKIBGG GHARRFBLIIGHTT BIMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STOP MAKING FUN OF COLBERT RIGHT NOW, THE POLICE ARE BEING CALLED.

They don't think very hard before becoming the exact enemy of their proposed causes.

people only make fun of him because of his ego, insulting people with poor body image isn't as funny

Drumpfcuck spotted. Don't you have a Drumpf worship ceremony to attend? If there isn't one locally, you can head straight back to your /pol/ circle jerk. Apparently you haven't noticed, no one wants you on Veeky Forums, faggot.

So you still think Trump has a conservative agenda?