1.0/10! How will McDonalds ever survive his latest review?

New video from his house posted 6 hours ago...

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No. He did live in the car for a while because he was being stalked. Most of us assumed he had snapped but it actually turned out it was true.
And yes, of course the stalker was from Veeky Forums.

proof?

What

you heard me

Ok

i was some canadian faggot from /pol/

I bet you were

why do people like that faggot in a suit

He car reviews because of paranoia please don't be mean.

proof please

What

W T F
reviewbrah is a synth?, i thought he was a reincarnated 1940s quantum physicist.

You heard me.

I thought that was a running joke.

Progression

I remember the thread, user isn't lying.
He shared private, very personal pictures of Reviewbrah from when he was a kid to a teenager.
He also told us his strategy revolving around killing his cat, and how he did it. He smothered the thing with chloroform just to set Reviewbrah into panic, then followed him around for quite some time.

saw a thread about that, only saw those pics of the dude who was outside the house of reviewbro.

wait, he actually killed the guy's cat?
why was he even stalking him, if it was just for the lulz cat-killing would probably be a bit much

I believe he said it was just for the lulz. No real motive behind it, I'll try to find proofs for you lads.

Is this ironic? Who else is he like?...

You better not be fucking with me
Is this why we haven't seen reviewcat for so long?

Everyone else who sits in a car and reviews fast food. Even the fucking HodgeTwins do it.

>He also told us his strategy revolving around killing his cat, and how he did it. He smothered the thing with chloroform just to set Reviewbrah into panic, then followed him around for quite some time.

Dude deserves to get his dick nailed to a tree

>He also told us his strategy revolving around killing his cat, and how he did it. He smothered the thing with chloroform
Good. Cats are furry jews that deserve to be exterminated.

>wow I don't feel safe
>I know, I'll be secure in my car!
Sound logic.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ldyx3KHOFXw

>here in my car
>i feel safest of all

It's a like a hugbox on wheels.

img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1468/81/1468816096098.png

>hurr durr let me put my life online and make money from creeps who watch it
>oh no! someone stalked me

faggot deserved it

I dont like how his suits dont fit him.

Haha what the actual fuck.

I was watching his videos in my robe and about half way into the naked chicken chip review my dick was hard and in my hand.

Just imagine lying nude on your stomach on a bed.
Your face buried in the pillow you hear his voice whisper in your ear:
>Once again, this is user's ass.
>Going in.

>He critiques you as he plows you hard.
>He rates you out of ten as he fills your colon with his seedoftheweek.

...

>going in

fucking kek

>1.0/10!

How can such a delightful young man be so cruel?!?!?!

I'm starting to believe all the stories i've heard about him killing homeless black men.

Maybe McDonald's did cut him off.

>mcdonald's tries to use real food
>autistic food reviewers call it bad

lmao look who's back. Why do you have to be so autistic dude

hahaha, sounds like an alright guy

Both of the priests look molesty as fuck and I don't even know what to call that thing on the far left. God damn mid westerners are disgusting.

The bishop looks like the only non autistic person in that picture. His mom is kinda cute in a weird way. White flower shirt looks normal.

>250k subscribers

Fucking why? He's not remotely funny, informative or interesting. I've watched his videos on occasion as a stark reminder to never wind up a whispy, frail, emotionally stunted faggot that lives at home.

90% of these threads are started by him, guaranteed. /pol/'s obsessive stalking and support of this faggot speaks volumes.

I love how I can type "reviewbrah" into Youtube search and get his channel

And look, he's alive!
youtube.com/watch?v=0s70gbdf4AY

He's literally news famous

youtube.com/watch?v=OiTuA8FMaME

>CNN

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>reviews on fast food are news worthy in America

This nigga can't even meme right...

this.
his reviews consisted of "this is good... good burger...good.... yes really good"
he might literally be the worst reviewer ever

i admire his ability to speak a lot of words without actually saying anything.

Veeky Forums is like 80% autistic losers. He's a slightly successful autistic loser. Not hard to understand why so many faggots here slobber over this fetal alcohol syndrome looking fuck.

Well you're an anoymous nobody who's review of a popular food reviewer consisted of 1(one) inaccurate false quote and 1(one) broad opinion based claim. So I guess you are now the worlds worst reviewer. Ps: nobody cares about your negative opinions faggot keep it to yourself.

I've literally jerked off to a news story about public breastfeeding. We are just hardwired to focus on food, dude.

true, doesn't make him good though.
do you admire politicians too?
may i be the first one to congratulate on your retardation?
Ps. calling me a faggot doesn't make you cool

woah, somebody got triggered by their boyfriend being criticized

>I don't like thing
>this is why you're wrong

>UR NOT COOL!!
>HURR YMHE IS UR BOYFREND!!

wow you sure showed me huh. Congrats on not liking something, you want a cookie retard?

>there's usually a mcdonalds every half mile

what a great country we've made for ourselves

It is great, isn't it? We're so rich even the poor are fat.

Holy shit you sure are angry. It'll be okay champ.

In my car

Reviewbrah moving in with Steve WHEN

I will never understand what you all see in this tiny headed boys reviews. Why don't you spend the 2 dollars on the junkfood yourself and eat it.

They need to up their game on the church deal. Pic related was when shit was done right.

Bumping for interest

>It's so bad he turns the sandwich around and bites it from an entirely different angle
>It's still shit

>Review fast food
>Your only fanbase is autistic weeaboos on a nigerian cribbage enthusiast board
>Shill constantly to them
>Forget that there are occasionally actual psychopaths on there too
>Get stalked and your cat murdered
Like pottery

More McDonalds than schools. truly great. Wonderful variety.

Where is his sister in this photo? I do not see her

Do they not wear any underwear? I swear I can see that kids dicc on the far left.

that's a molester face if i've ever seen one

man this thread got weird

F

wut

/pol/: not even once

His sister. He has a younger sister. She obviously looks just like him but in girl form. She is not in the photo.

i wonder if she is as awkward as he is

>a priest must be manly and fashionable or he's a child molester
This kind of bullshit is probably what drove him to choose a life of celibacy

hnggg

I dunno. The way I see it, he's doing something him and a lot of other people love and he enjoys it. May not be something you or every one is into, but it works for him and those that enjoy his videos. I try not to judge others because I have plenty of my own faults and attributes. It's what makes us unique.

>that camera angle

his dad must be like 7 feet tall

I wish the travel channel would give him a show.

could you imagine????

>roe.png
>venti cup of water

I love this picture. Dude is fucking broke ass.

that's just reviewbra during his short lived gender fluid phase, stop posting false information

Or standing on stairs, which is more likely considering how small and frail his son is?

What does /pol/ have to do with this you cunt? Reviewbrah is literally /pol/'s guy anyway

faggot

>He's a slightly successful autistic loser. Not hard to understand why so many faggots here slobber over this fetal alcohol syndrome looking fuck.
WoWoWoWoWoWoWoW

>a molester face if i've ever seen one
and you've seen many

wtf

God dammit, I've never said this about another man before but reviewbrah is downright adorable.