ITT: weird food shit only you do

It is literally impossible for McD's to make a shake that looks like that.

they just did

i know a girl who does this, you guys should get married

the most simple and most delicious

Who the fuck would enjoy having salmonella you fucking creep?

huh? how is that weird in any way? This is how they serve sushi

yea but its just rice and soy sauce nothing else

Nutella and cheese sandwich.

fuckin burgers

What cheese? blue cheese?

cheddar

add raw egg while the rice is still hot

faggot

who the fuck eats raw eggs with rice

that's why you add it while the rice is still hot

You do know there is no way it will cook properly, even in boiling rice? All the bacteria will be still there, and the rice will just taste like egg now. Why make the egg separately, soft boiled eggs are much better than some sort of a rice-egg paste.

When mixing spices/breadcrumbs/etc into ground beef for hamburger/meatloaf i taste the raw meat partly to make sure i have the right amount of spices and salt but mostly because i really like raw beef.
>inb4 food poisoning
Never happened yet and i doubt it ever will.

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what's this paranoid egg fear? are you a retarded burger?
they are used raw for plenty of recipes and unless they are left unattended for a few days in a hot environment the risk is virtual

Real talk, my mom always used raw egg whites in her frosting and it was good shit, never made me sick

Bottom right is vanilla, top left is...milk?

pff...look at this rookie

top left is vanilla bottom right is BANANA

McDicks makes a banana shake?

Every time I do that it just ends up as a gross eggy slug-mucus texture

I think McDonalds does only 3 flavors, that's what's on their website and I never seen any others

That's because that guy is an idiot and hot rice is incapable of boiling an egg
You throw the egg into the boiling water as rice is nearly ready

What does this do?

American here, mom would always bake cakes when I was still around. 18 years of licking the cake batter beater and never once have I gotten sick.

Apparently

mcdonalds.co.uk/ukhome/product_nutrition.drinksshakes.80.banana-milkshake.html#close

No you don't, he's describing a very specific dish, you unbelievably fat retard
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamago_kake_gohan

taste good

tell your people that there is nothing to fear from eggs, as long as you treat them with respect

you read shokugeki dont you

Amerifats don't have anything to fear from eggs, but I wouldn't trust eggs from a 2nd/3rd world country not to come from hens contaminated with salmonella
If it's shit stained throw it away

that is common sense
but eggs are one of the cheapest thing everywhere in the world, so there is no real import export of it
if you travel around, you should probably avoid anything that isnt full cooked
but that isnt related to this thread

t. suburban mom

go clean your room, right this instant

I like to eat bread and salt. My bfs grandma freaks out when I do this, probably WW2 flashbacks

Mayo user is Canuck

My mom does this, interesting

Me and some of my immediate family will make and drink cups of straight chicken or beef or vegetable broth from bouillon and drink it like tea.

Is this weird?

quite weird, why not just add more to your soup plate? Or do you drink it while eating something else? that would be even weirder

I DON'T LIKE SALT WITH EGGS

Really, anything egg-based, omelette, sunny side ups, scrambled, soft-boiled... I love eggs, I hate salty eggs.

tamago kake oatmeal m8

Nope, just by itself. Usually not at meals, sometimes with lunch if it's light. I never thought to question it until recently.

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More than hot climate, what's dangerous is if the surface of the eggs gets wet. Water can bring bacteria from the outer shell to the insides.

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That's like that guy for the Hatchet book.

Peanut butter & Beetus Sandwich, the Cletus Special

Stop.

Make. Me.

You didn't.
I know you didn't.
You couldn't.
No one could.

This is unsettling

Mayo and jelly sandwiches

I do that. Sometimes you're just in the mood for some broth

>No one could.

I assure you that people are totally capable.

Youre a monster

meet up 'n fug

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This with a Wendy's frosty and chicken nuggents is 1000x better

i used to only be able to eat flamin hot cheetos dipped in mayonnaise when i was a kid.

Its a common comfort food in japan.

you disgust me

I thought i was the only one who liked raw beef, its a fucking delight

Mah nigga

I started making homemade popcorn and coating them with salt and freshly ground pepper

Its very nice, the pepper adds spiciness and for some reason a slight fruity after taste

Are you retarded?

I drink most fruit juice with a spoon like a soup.

I don't know why, but there's something about cold metal with cold juice that works. And it helps to extend

severe autism

extend what btw?

I used to do that, juice in a cup with a spoon

Whenever my mother cooks crab I drink the crab water straight from the pot. She tells me it
s bad for me is she right?

Holy shit. Where on earth did you get this mug? I need 10 right now

Mustard gas, don't make it

Did your family live in the dust bowl during the Depression? This was a thing back then.

Try Doritos and condensed milk

Add banana for a more balanced flavor.
For holidays, add bacon.

extend his juice eating experience

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I eat the batter off of chicken nuggets first (edges, then the flat sides)
I love the smell of (empty) freezer cardboard boxes and buy food in them just so I can smell it
I also do this

Sour cream is better.

I always pour milk in my ice cream and stir it until it becomes soft like a milkshake

i only tried this once and it made me fat overnight

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Nope. None of them lived in the dust bowl at all.

Does not seem very special to me.
I have a few that are very similar to this, I collected over the years through promotional stunts of different beer brands. "buy a 6 pack, get a glass/mug for free"

That's not something only you do, that's literally just making a milkshake.

Whenever I get french fries I always mix ranch with ketchup

Probably more common than most

congratulations you just made a fucking milkshake