I was trying to make some yummy teacakes and my bitchy friend ruined them...

Yes.

I work at a bakery. One day, we were a bit understaffed, so a friend offered to help. She was quite exhausted, but I couldn't tell and she didn't let me know. In her stupor, she added potato chips, soda pop, lemons, and earthworms. It wound up making pretty much all our customers sick.

ouch, sounds like some baked bads.

>she added potato chips, soda pop, lemons, and earthworms.
why was all that shit in your bakery?

Chips and Soda are probably for parties, while the lemon for a decoration some goods.
The earthworms were likely pulled out of the ground nearby the bakery, not in it.

Goddamn it, /mlp/.

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Funny, I work at a barkery too. One day this retarded girl came by to buy some muffins, we were out of her favorite kind and she flipped out with some superhuman, retard rage. She smashed the shop up and fucked up everything on the block.

It was crazy.