Cute Food Thread

This shit is pretentious

Jesus. Who would eat those? They're almost too well done to destroy with your saliva and teeth.

t. poorfag

t. hipster

What's the pretense?

t. Big Mac

You don't know what pretentious means

On Veeky Forums, any recipe that requires more than a phone and a take-away menu is pretentious.

>attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.
Shaping your deserts into little pyramids or cubes or adding kittens to your coffee is cute, yea, but fucking pretentious. You aren't a fucking food artist. You're a laughing stock.

>attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed..

I think that's all in your head. You projected that to the people who've made these and then got mad at them for having ambitions that you yourself decided they have. I don't think the people doing it have claimed to be the most cultured human beings ever thanks to putting a marshmallow cat in a mug.

A cute cat in a coffee mug is a cute cat in a coffee mug and you can appreciate it as is.

It's trying to be artsy. How about that? Can you accept that it's artsy fartsy?

It's trying to stand out from a normal serving of the dish just for its own sake. That is fucking pretentious. Like that guy who makes hazelnut air pillows for his food to sit on. God what a fucking nutter.

Caramel apple jello shots

Chocolate neko cake

Less bitching, more dumping

Panda bread

McChicken

vaporwave

it's food trying to be more than just food

Sakura tastes worst than it looks desu

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That shit looks like the mosquito cane from Jurassic Park

Postin' what I have.

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Cuteass dim sum?

calling it pretentious is actually pretentious as fuck. respect peoples effort

>calling it pretentious is actually pretentious as fuck.
that makes no fucking sense

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Thats pretty fucking cute user and I'm sure you're cute, too.

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That's some cute as fuck art, user-kun.

Here's some cute stripey rav I made last week.

that looks like part of a "new age treatment" bullshit

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You're discrediting somebody's attempt to make their food look nicer and/or just be mood lifting by labeling it pretentious, but your opinion is worthless. Therefore, your post is more pretentious than somebody making cute little marshmallow kittens for the sake of it being cute could ever be by leagues.

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>almost

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using the word pretentious in any situation is the height of pretentiousness

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That's some serious mental gymnastics, "sandwich artist"

Some cute little sushi.

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nah

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how trite

post more A E S T H E T I C food

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>snifters some brandy.

Indeed, quite.

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Unjustified claims with unwarranted authority, you're pretentious by definition, "faggot". Explain how any of this other shit is.

Apple rose tarts

Thanks for contributing! Those dimsum are cute af

Looks good but imagine how annoying that would be to eat. Chewy flowers in a jelly on top of a soft panna cotta?

lost

Do you even understand the point of this thread you uncultured swine?

I'd feel bad eating that those kittens on it are too cute

Rest in Peace food pics from Japan guy.

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>all that chocolate and raspberry
MUH

Oh shit, he died?

its beautiful

would I be wrong if I guessed that 90% of this type of food comes out of japan?

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Veeky Forums sure is a hellsite.

>there's no tipping
Wew

and then the cat melts like it was eaten by the blob
youtube.com/watch?v=EZqT1DFCSOs

Oh that's fucking beautiful

I enjoy this thread

Contribootin'

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You realize most artists make art for their own pleasure, right? The person who thought of putting a cat in his coffee was thinking "this will be cute." You're fucking pretentious dude, not the other way around.

You weebs are so fucking gay.

You're saying it like it's a bad thing.

I don't know if it's bad, it definitely is embarassing though.

How about turning the lights off completely?

half of these look like diarrhea

Oh you.

>REEEEE WHY DO PEOPLE DO ART IT DOESN'T IMPRESS ME STOP TRYING TO IMPRESS ME REEEEEEEEEE IT'S ALL ABOUT ME

literally autism in action

stop trying to argue with a neet hamplanet. they get angry at anyone who does anything beyond shoving cheetos down their gullet while playing league.

>you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about