Help me roast a chicken

How the fuck do I cook this? I'll post whatever steps I end up taking / the final result.

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youtube 'foodwishes under a brick chicken'

that's a really good recipe

Heat your rectum to 250F
Place chicken fully in rectum
Sit 6 hours
Take chicken out of rectum, let it rest for 30 minutes before cutting

youtube.com/watch?v=EWLt6G85zC4
it's simple.

The only bricks I have are currently holding my house up
Could work, seems like it would be bland though
Thank you user, this looks like a good method. I'm going to cover the outside in butter and at least 4x as much seasoning.

Side note, this bird is 10lbs.

jacques pepin quick roast chicken, its a great way to make a mediocre bird tender and delicious

It's easy as shit

>salt and pepper that fuck
>maybe butter under the skin if you're feeling sassy
>shove some salt and pepper in its ass (remove bag of guts) first and maybe some rosemary and cloves or a lemon
>truss it if you feel like it
>400/ 425 convection for however large that bird is I'm not doing math
>wa la

>jacques pepin quick roast chicken

Is this what you're referring to? Seems like a meme
foodandwine.com/recipes/quick-roasted-chicken-mustard-and-garlic

Shit thanks user. This is what I was looking for. What do you feel about some sweet hungarian paprika on the skin too?

Aren't there instructions on the back