Butcher shop

im opening a butcher shop, any ideas of what I should call it?

A Cut Above: Fine Meats

the five guys touching your meat

the backhanded meat smashers

some dudes and a artist who works one random day a week butcher shoppe.

>butcher shop
There's a word for that.

the green tinge butcher shoppe.

sandies salacious silver-skin smiths and charcuterie shoppe.

Sell vinyl records as well.

Beats and Meats

Dicks meat

unlabled meat butcherie

caulfat teusdays

the cow up to the oysters butcherie.

[the sign is stylized balls]

its all frankies horsemeat butcher shoppe

heavy petting the inspector wholesale butcher

five and a half mice and a dude butche shoppe

[have the r in the sign look chewed off]

sams meat slappin wholesale beef

the bleached outer surface meat shoppe

the missing finger ground meats and specialty cuts.

the jungle

[the sign is a picture of the same titled book]

meat

/meat/

From Farm to Heaven

the shankmeats

[the sign is a old school pirate styled flag in black and crossed bones, indicating death and rape, the place is pirate themed, the hires are all convicts. crowdfund it as a second chance and a learning experience to get these men a trade. be glad you helped the world but also be ok with the math on a bunch of convicts with knives and customer service in a campy environ ending very very badly. make them sing crap pirate themed songs if they get tipped, maybe it strengthens their caricter, maybe it kills them inside a little]

Liberal Tears Fine Meat

Butch's butcher, in all capital block letters.

insure the place very well.

Satriale's

Meat?

Everything Udder the Sun

"Butcher Shop, also I'll diddle your kids"

McDonalds, the Burguer King

meat.com

Bvtchery

Kafkaesque

Make it sound like a pub name you'd find in an English movie.

The Marbled Slab or The Butcher's Knife or something.

Backalley Clinic - Choice Cuts and Butchery.

Anonymous meat.

> Long Pig Butchery

>implying wagyu

Dickman's Meats

Just the tip butcher shop

I don't care if you got double trips that post made me angry

walking mince cuttery

Cheesebutcher in Paradise

Mrs. Lovett's classical olde style butchers and pie shop.

[the sign is a old straight razor and a whisk on a cutting board]

Where's the beef?

The Chop Shop

Mucmuud's Halal Piggery...

when you open a second store name it 'what beef', followed by 'who's the beef'

totally beef butcher shop.

Beat off!
Beat off your taste!

Meatslut

maybe have a specialty fish shop called 'why beef?' at some point

The Glory Hole

Cock Meats

"meat"

Billy's Gristle

The Rusty Knife
Please to Meat You
Vegan's Bane
Our Meat Your Mouth
Look We Still Passed Inspection So Lay Off

Pizza's Butchers Shop

"Come get your meat you humongous faglord"

Abattoir.

The Blank Grinder

"Israeli and Jewish political influence on the United States is detrimental and in need of a final solution"

user's pet cemetery.

"Butcher Shop and Animal Shelter"

Slakteriet

taste my meat

Don't you mean
Just the tritip butchery

professional meathandling

The Vegetable Garden

i don't know why this made me lol

Jamiroquan's Big Bottom Round n All Dat

meatzeria

Sneed's Feed & Seed; formerly Buck's

Covfefe

BUTCHERO SHOPPU

Sam & Ella's

Very Rare Meat

Dr. Chen's Veterinary Clinic

The Fleshtival

"Hannibals"

Flesh

Go for honest marketing: Dead and Probably Tortured Animal Shop.

Mystery meats deli

(You don't ask & we won't tell)

vegan cuck detected

Butcher

i did not know they waterboard animals.
why do they torture them? it's not like they can get any info out of them that way

Fleshery

"Rick's good meat"
Burgundy Background and cream colored cursive lettering similar to coca-cola.

Meat Jerking Beef Boys

Have a wax figure of Johnny Depp hanging from the ceiling, vomiting minced meat into the open mouths of orphaned children.

The tender lion

'S BUTCHERS

Then people will be more likely to become repeat customers because they know you on a first name basis

And if his name is Stefan? Or Keith? Or Zane?

McDonald's

Blood & Iron Butcher Co.

Meet Me Halfway

For the record having a good butcher open shop near you is a fucking godsend. It's an underrated profession and even then it's saturated by crappy butchers. About two years ago a butcher opened up three blocks from my house and I refuse to buy meat anywhere ese now. Wide selection of meat and cuts. Mutton, lamb, beef, chicken, turkey, squab, cornish game hen, buffalo, pork, venison, and occasionally some weird or more exotic stuff like ostrich, wild boar, elk etc. They make cold cuts that are amazing and I buy for making sandwiches at home and they take sausage pretty seriously there. They can hook you up with all sorts of organ meat, bones for stock, and oxtail/chicken feet/trotters/blood and the like. The only thing I wish is that I had a fishmonger of that quality anywhere near where I live.

Also one time I was getting frisky with stock making and got a shitload of whole rabbits from them and tried to make rabbit stock. Rabbit is not a good animal for stock. Do not make rabbit stock. It is expensive and not good. Just make roast/stuffed/stewed/braised rabbit instead.

If my head was a slab of veal, how much would it cost?