Bong Food

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>win an action packed trip to detroit
It'll be action packed all right

I'm in the taco bell
I'm in the pizza hut
I'm in the combination taco bell and pizza hut

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>Findus
>British
Might want check up on that, dipshit.

>implying britain has any food

Literally everything that isn't the popular kid's menu item, fish & chips, came from somewhere else.

>British cuisine
>posts Belgian produce
Dumb
Shart
In
The
Mart

So, Findus is a British company?

kek

Statistically speaking, 9 out of 11 Americans won't get this joke.

>tfw ip counter

How's that damage control, buttbong?

I ate about half of it.
Had to use hot sauce to get the pancakes down which were like cows eyelids filled with minced cows eye lids.

>frozen dinner
>produce
What

>win an action packed trip to detroit
>a $25 value!

the cheese filled version of those crispy pancakes are pretty nice desu.

> OBSESSED
Also, enjoy your horse. Those were at one point found to contain 100% horse meat, because the Romanian mafia really fucking have it in for Findus.

I had some microwave lasagna that got called back during the horse meat scandal.
It was noticeably nicer than normal.

Oh shit, findus.

Findus isn't even great in Sweden, I can only imagine what horrors they concoct abroad.

>mfw they have spotify ads for frozen peas

Dude they are frozen peas, even the cheap store brands hold up well and are good.

It's a conjugation error from a second language speaker.

Just let the man talk about Produits and leave him be.

There is literally nothing wrong with horse meat, y'all are bitches.

That said products should accurately state their ingredients.

*stands up and salutes*

lucky i only eat the smoked haddock and cheese ones then.

Damn these things are so good

BEHOLD

Are ploughman's lunches any good?

its a glorified cheese sandwich

I love the concept of this

but any £1 ready meal is going to be pretty shit unless it's on sale

once again on my own

>but anything from Iceland is going to be pretty shit

Fixed

except their football team, eh lad?

>britcuckistanis
kek

the ostrich and water buffalo steaks are brety gud

This desu. But then again it's just meat frozen. Also 3L vimto bottles are the best

What are some British snacks anyway? All I ever hear British people eat is beans on toast, American food, and cheeky nandos.

>Americans really innumerate
why did you/whoever originally capped this bother to include that? at least include the entire sentence

OOOOOOH SAY CAN YOU SEE

I love British food. Nothing like some Pork Faggots followed by some Spotted Dick.

Maybe some Chummblywumbers on the side?

in america these are called hotdog bagel bites

>>>/ck like 3 years ago/

Bread and fries/chips?

>YOU asked for it!
why is this so intimidating

Overcompensating for their gay name

They didn't want to do it, it's too much sauce.

Nah, Chumbleywumblers give you grumblytummies. Toad-in-the-Hole or Bubble and Squeak are better options. Maybe Stargazy Pie if you feel up to it. At any rate, if the name doesn't sound like 2 year old babbling, it isn't authentic British cuisine.

Point me to a country that doesn't have a dish that doesn't sound odd to foreigners and I'll accept there's something in all the lazy /int/ shitposting.

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america. everything here has normal names

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fish n chips is our traditional thing, but its fallen out of favour in recent years. most people south of yorkshire will go for an indian or chinese takeout instead

why tho

bechamel in a frozen item holy shit no

>fish n chips is our traditional thing, but its fallen out of favour in recent years

Why? All the brown people don't like Fish and Chips?

You guys have good curries and kebabs, right?

>Be American
>Eat Kool Aid Pickles
>Be American eat pigs trotters preserved in kool aid

Beautiful desu.

BY THE TACOS WE LIKE,
AND THE PIZZA WE NEED, WHERE THE CHICKEN KEEPS FRYING.

Findus is a Swedish company.

poverty

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Personally i love a good Ploughman's,
Perfect Pub Garden lunch with a pint on a summers day if done well.
Interestingly (to me at least), Ploughman's lunch is a modern invention, invented by The Cheese Bureau and the advertising company J. Walter Thompson in the 1950's as a way to increase cheese sales.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ploughman's_lunch

>dig in!

boi

Yeah, i love chitlins, grits and sloppy joes.

>detroit

Jus poppin down the shop like

That food is out of date, this is British food now.

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I mean it makes sense Brittain would have Indian food in the same way Texas has Mexican food.

how do these British animals eat this slop?

With miniature cutlery.

I browse /sp/ a lot and I remember a meme from years ago where a British poster said something about Salad Cream. The rest of the thread was pretty much

>Salad Cream
>Britain

A British person couldn't post on that board for over a year without being destroyed by salad cream memes.

Salad cream is pretty good though, goes great with cheese, eggs and cold meats.

Wrong. The US never colonized Mexico. We just stole large swaths of their land.

Horse meat is good. They sell it here in Quebec and it's usually at a good price too due to the stigma. There's literally nothing wrong with it.

I love salad cream

The horsemeat used wasn't food grade. it was probably a shit racehorse that was pumped with steroids.

Oi mates, just wanted to mention to all Shart in marts and Eyetalians, that it was us, the British people, that invented lasagna!

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/3067455.stm

Why is British cuisine so superior?

At least change the image once in a while yank, you got blown the fuck out before when you thought jellied eels were raw.

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>look mom! I posted it again!
>Henry, you're thirty two, get out of the basement and get a job

Change.your pic, link and grammar and pretend to be more than 1 person.

Ah always a classic

I got this when I was in Bongland.
I asked for a British speciality.
I was suprised when I got it.
But when I tasted it I understood why it was quintessentialy british.

Wow that looks like some top gobber m8's

itt: Americans pretending they're any different from bongs

Man knows.

I never asked for this.

>this hasn't been posted yet
I'm disappointed in all of you.

>make treaty for land
>get land
>"stole"

lol