MEME FOOD: Spice Edition

>pic very related

gogurt is a spice

I just bought some of this and have no clue how to cook with it. I'm trying to make a shrimp risotto with saffron.

I don't know where to start.

Are you fucking hating on saffron faggot?

Do you know how to cook with it?

rice dishes are the best way to use saffron, and the best way to do it is to simmer a pinch of saffron in a few cups of your stock/broth, then add the liquid like normal.

I have to ask for saffron at customer service at my grocery store where it's under lock & key because Hindus and gypsies were stealing it all before.

Yes. I make a killer saffron ice cream.

I don't think I've ever had saffron in a dish, I have no idea what it tastes like

tastes like a meme

Poorfag detected.

Tumeric should be labeled a dye, not a seasoning.

It has a taste though? And it's kinda spicy

You're supposed to put in the saffron threads after pouring in the stock

Wrong
see:

>work in a kitchen
>can literally take massive amounts of this for free

so funny that people pay a shit load for a few grams. Especially since it's truffle tier overrated/priced

you mean steal

If that makes you feel better, sure

It doesn't really. I'd prefer if fucks like you got fired, but you should at least be man enough to admit that what you're doing is wrong.

fuck I love how butthurt you are

going to take some tomorrow in honor of your saltiness

nice obsession, weirdo

What's the big deal? Stealing fake saffron is a victimless crime