That first sip of the day

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I need more pics like this

Salted Caramel Java Monster the best

>Veeky Forums making it to Veeky Forums

Honestly they could use you over there

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>tfw business sippin

>this is where I keep my sips

ivy league sip squad

Very nice. Comfy sip my friend

I enjoy the Rehab brands, I work at coke, so we get this stuff free at the plant. You may have seen the new brand hydro monsters. Neat bottle, but the flavor isn't for me. We have a mango coming out soon that will be decent. Probably will replace the peach rehab. Rumor is we are going to scale back the 24oz and push 10oz/12oz, but I don't see that going over to well.

Anyone had Hydro yet?
Is it any good?

Just got these in. Coworker had one, tropical smells like Tang.

I work at a convenience store so i get to see all the energy drinks. I don't sip much however.

>Rumor is we are going to scale back the 24oz and push 10oz/12oz, but I don't see that going over to well.
You guys get shown up by Red Bull in terms of sizes (16/24s vs. 8/12/16/20s), so I'm not surprised if that happens.

Yeah, I work at a gas station too. I stock all this daily, and they just reset the whole cooler so now I get the lovely job of figuring out where the fuck they moved everything. Got in the Hydros and now we got 24s of NOS. Although...
>mfw they scaled back the shitty Rockstar

best place to buy monster in bulk?

here. Know anything about Monster Java? Know why all I'm getting is Mean Bean, Loca Moca, and the occasional Salted Caramel?

>best place to buy monster in bulk?
You can probably find your local Coke distributor and buy it from them. Or ask your local stores/gas stations/etc. to sell you whole cases.

probably amazon or one of those wholesale clubs like bj's or costco.

ITT: manchildren and their caffeinated sodas

costco business has this stuff in cases

The only thing i sip is the Starbucks Doubleshot Energy, anything stronger and i feel like i'm gonna die.

Am I a pleb?

>Drinking shitty overly sweet energy drinks
>Drinking sugar free/calorie free garbage

Jesus fucking christ, thought you had to be 18+ to post here.

dude, the president is a manchild. we can discuss about having some sense of shame again in 2-3 years. until then, fuck it.

Subhuman sippers will never understand.

It is a marketing thread. Remember to report and hide.

Xyience, cherry-lime.
That's my daily.
It's the only sugar free that isn't disgusting.
If I drink a monster, it's
>Super Dry
>Anti-Gravity
The rest of the monster lineup is shit.

>that morning sip

they add in a few drops of Gronk's sweat - pure manliness. Also -4 INT.

Spike zero cal is better then xyie but harder to find

Also has 350mg per can

Oh yes this is so much worse than the "do americans really-" or the thread where low functioning sacks of shit larp about being alcoholics

I always stood by mean bean. but I bought this on a road trip once..
>never turned back

Degenerate

Enjoy your blown out heart and brittle bones.

Enjoy the stick up your ass, queer.

I mean, I don't know about Monster or all that...

But the first sip of Manischewitz sweet kike wine in the morning gets my motor running.

A man puts a gun to your head and tells you can have 1 last sip. What do you sip

the silver ultra lo-cal

>when corporations pay guerilla marketers to turn their product into a meme

If i am going to get an energy drink its going to be chai latte but yeah that one is good too.

Where can I find (((this)))?

Is it normal to not feel anything ever from energy drinks?
I pretty much just drink Monster Ripper for the taste.

>Gronk literally means idiot in Australian

Kek.

>Australian literally means idiot in the rest of the world
Lol.

>The rest of the world literally means idiot.
Wew

Daily reminder that this isn't a meme but marketing that was paid for

Report and ignore

No one said it was a meme you dipshit.
>meme: an element of a culture or system of behaviour passed from one individual to another by imitation or other non-genetic means.

How is that one?
I have one lying in the fridge rn from when my gf's brother visited us and never drank it.
I'm scared to try it, I never drink energy drinks.

Ok, mom

"'I guess that I gronk it.' Jubal said."

nectar of the tards

Reminder to limit your sips or you'll vibrate through walls.

Don't drink it. It's pretty good but I don't want to be responsible for getting another user hooked on the sips

Is Monster Khaos the patrician choice?

objectively not

kek'd

I fucking hate monster shit tastes like carbonated buckleys

>sip before gym
>break every single PR
One bad thing about sipping is that I can't fall asleep the night of the sip until like 4am where I crash.

mean bean is the only drinkable monster

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Better than energy drinks.

Children, put down your MonripIts and put vodka in your coffee or a line of coke in the morning instead like adults.

>You will never fuck the temp in the office closet with the whole board of directors knowing because you brought coke, scotch, and lolweed to the End of Q3 Meeting.

>mfw non-sippers

Has Veeky Forums ever had a 32oz Monster all at once?

literally every time?

are you some kind of 40 kilos manlet?

You're a douche bag.

woooooooaaaaaaahhhhhh

Look at this smartassss over here

I'll end you kid

I'all CReam you

Sorry for slow response. We have had network wide production issues with the java flavors, including mean bean and loca moca. Vanilla lite and others are even worse. On a side note, the dunkin donut brand is also having production issues. A lot of missed sales because of this.

nigger

Get this demon shit the fuck out of here

>been drinking like 5 monsters a day for the past week
>feel like i will die if i stop
>feel like i will die if i keep going

>that third sip of the day
I'm starting to feel ill

I've seen this a few times before, but what is this thingie on the top?

So you can close the cap back.

Tried this and was disappointed it's no different to standard. My fault for being too lazy to read the can I guess.

I wish I had your guys' abilities to enjoy the sugar free ones. They just taste bland to me.

It was back when it was 70% juice. It hasn't been for some time now.

Pipeline Punch has it beat in the flavor department anyway.

>that first sip of the day

The types of monster in my country is rather low.

What does ultra blue taste like?

>also who does the super adventure combo here

anyone sipped on this recently? don't know if it's limited but it's mighty tasty, a little too sugary/sweet to be enjoyed frequently, but still good nonetheless

No, "sipping" as you fags call it is expensive as fuck.

For the price of two of those I can buy *ninety* caffeine tablets, each of which is as potent as one of those cans.

This sip meme is one of the most plebbit-tier things I've seen on Veeky Forums in a while

Monster got rid of their coffee flavor and I never got to try it :(

Get on my level, scrub.

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Kek, enjoy your screwed caffeine tolerance

This is why I come to Veeky Forums...to find like-minded individuals who understand me and why I sip about 2-3 of these a day....

The refreshing flavor is half of the pleasure of the sip. And I NEED those B vitamins or else I'll feel wore out all day. You sound poor, user.

>that first sip of the day when you just woke up and are dehydrated

That isn't true.. They are literally everywhere.

They weren't that great. I use to get them before going to my early math classes in college. They woke me up, but they tasted like shit; pretty cheap when i was getting them though.