Order a diet coke

>Order a diet coke
>They give me a regular coke
>Have to dump it out
Are they trying to kill me?

>Order unsweetened iced tea
>Take a drink, it's like syrup

REEEEEEEEEE #NukeNormies

You don't seriously give a restaurant $2 of pure profit by needing to guzzle down the liquid jew with each meal... do you? I just order water.

>diet coke
Tits or gtfo.

You're already paying a massive markup on food, I don't see why you draw the line at beverages.

Sweet tea is the fucking worst

I know, sweety, I know.

I The food is at least being prepared by someone with a wage. Soda is just water mixed with syrup in a machine, it just irks me.

>tfw you work at jimmy johns
>got a free meal for working a double
>had a 1400 calorie meal
>plus soda and breakfast
>got off work 2 hours ago, drank the rest of my calories and im fucking hungry

I had a fast food job for a year.
I put on 30 pounds working there because I was just constantly stealing food through my shift to pass the time. After I quit I lost 40 pounds in the next few months.
I keep my pantry poorly stocked on purpose.