Claim your cheese-fu before someone else does

Claim your cheese-fu before someone else does.
Muenster.

Weeb faggot

Casu marzu.

Manchego claimed.

Gruyere is all mine

Prästost

Valbreso's sheep's milk Feta cheese

You fuck!

Västerbottensost.

Paneer

parm is mine

your all faggots who can't handle freedom.

>cheese

>The joke, your head
Thatsthejoke.jpg

Havarti

Halloumi

fuck i'll take brie while we're here

Unquestionably Cambozola

Tvarůžky you faggots!

Gr-
Damnit.

Pecorino Romano then.

that's not a cheese you inbred Moravian cuck

What it is then you fathead?

Velveeta. I don't care if it's pleb tier. I grew up with it and I'm not going to pretend I don't like it to fit in.

I'm going with the good old gouda

Not that user but how is it not a cheese?

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Nacho cheese master race.

Chedda

smoked gouda

P E P P E R J A C K

>no Roquefort

pleebs

Comte is mine, all mine!

That was meant to be a joke?

Ricotta Salata

Gorgonzola.
Just stole the best one people we can close the thread.

These people know what's up tho

I guess that leaves me with Grevé

Everybody has pretty much snagged most of the celebrity cheeses so I guess I will take the homey Humbolt Fog. It's a local Cali goat cheese. Moldy, aged, dry, a bit crumbly but still spreadable, astringent, it's got some funk, some sour. I like to buy a quarter of a round maybe once a month. Good for beer and wine pairings, does good with cracker/crostini. Good addition to a plate of charcuterie.

Forgot pic.

My boys

Feta desu

you fools left edam all for me

>nobody took Romano

Imported Bulgarian feta
sheep's milk > goat's milk

Your cheese-fu smells like feet. I will take a pure French fromage blanc cheese-fu.

Cambria. Faggots

Oaxaca

>Your cheese-fu smells like feet.
That only makes it better, user.

Favorite cheese to go on a turkey sandwich? Mine is muenster or baby swiss

Mozzarella

>tfw left your Stilton for 40mins at room temperature & it's all crumbly & greasy

Mine hasn't been posted yet.

forgot pic

I've always liked an extra strong cheddar on turkey. Literally no one else I know agrees with me though.

Saw brie but not camembert so I'll take second best

nyororo

Edam for me, garcons

Can't believe no one's posted Double Gloucester yet, guess I'll claim it

Havarti cheese

Now that the kids have ordered, what will the adults have?

extra sharp white chedder

No kids like Brie or Gorgonzola, don't be stupid.

Great face
Great skin
Terrible ass
Horrible tattoo

5/10 would still bang

Camembert

>entire thread is 3DPD
2d cheese is superior to 3d cheese in every way.

I loved them both when I was a kid, but then again I wasn't force-fed junk food like most of you guys, so my palate wasn't all fucked up growing up

>so my palate wasn't all fucked up growing up
Your palate grew up?
Amazing.

shropshire blue claimed
ate half a wheel of this on my own last christmas

>ol srsly tf u doin
black people are horrible.
go away.

Hey fuck you guy, parmesan was already taken

Thanks for leaving chèvre for me, y'all.

This user knows what's up

Porch monkey deleted his jungle-bunny post.
Do they get wifi up in their trees?

For me it's raclette, the best cheese.

Comte

I thought I was badass by trying all these random cheeses from my local grocery store's cheese bazaar. i started with the usual: mozarella, muenster, havarti, etc... and then moved onto the various brie cheeses.

then one night I went to a gas station to pick up some cheese to make burgers and bought pic related. literally the best fucking cheese I have ever had. even better than havarti. i don't know how it's so good.

This guys gets it

easy

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you fags took most of the good ones. I guess i'll go with butterkase

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Nobody likes swiss?

i do, but if i have to pick one, swiss is not my choice

Gouda, but only the aged kind. You can have the others

>You can have the others
mormon cuck

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JARLSBERG

Fridges master race
Local place makes gruyere and expensive ham paninis, well they make them for me. I have one every week

Venezuelan beaver cheese

:)

you son of a bitch can we divide age, you can have 12 month ill take 18 month comte

Comte. Fucking delicious.

seriously dude? such poor trolling offends me.

Anyway, Formaggio di fossa.
Cheese made from sheep (or more rarely goat) milk aged in tuff caves, strictly produced in Tuscany, Umbria and Romagna