When non American countries think they can make burgers

>served on a pallet
kek

Those fries look pretty good, and the veggie combination in the burger seems to be on point. I can't see much of the burger itself so I can't accurately assess it, but at a glance is seems to be fine.

I don't think there's anything wrong with this burger.

>classic IMG_xxxx.jpg

The burger looks good; the pallet doesn't. It seems to be a daring amalgamation of the "food on a plank" and the "furniture from pallets" memes.

It comes on a pallet?
What, does the waiter bring it to you with a forklift?

>fight me
wish I could you stupid faggot

>Reddit image
fag.

having a gf is reddit as fuck

>cucumber slices
>piddly vomit looking pattie

literal pigshit disgusting

Does anyone remember when we talked about food on this board?

So post a burger not from America and agree with or refute the initial claim? Or you could just whine and make it even more off topic.

i don't see what it will achieve but fine here's one from a burger place in glasgow/edinburgh

>ITT: lardysharts discuss German cuisine.
Should be interesting.

This one wasn't bad but the bun was a bit too soft.

This is from Meat Liquor. The gimmick is that you can discard the bun and use the lettuce instead (I didn't).
The balsamic dressing was a surprise but worked well against the sweetness of the mustard.

>the patty

>literal denial

i've heard only good things about meat liquor, hope they expand up north a bit more

>burger
that's pulled pork

Fries look good. The burger/bun ratio makes me want to join ISIS, though.

The food's really good but they overcharge for drinks and they only have a limited wine selection.

>fat amerishart is afraid of non overly processed food

the burger is under the cheese, it's a topping pal

Too much tomato on this one.
Not bad though.

Inside after it fell apart.

>eating a burger with a knife and fork

in that case, who's not to say the burger patty is a topping for the pulled pork sandwich

'Heaven burgers' from some random diner in AZ.

>knife and fork
Let me guess, you use chopsticks?

basic english grammar really

that burger and those fries are beautiful. you just jelly fatties

>raw fucking cucumbers
How do you cook your cucumbers?
Retard.

No, just my burger gloves

...

Every single burger in Japan comes with a wrapper so it doesn't drip and people can't see you biting into it.

>Whats a pickle

the bread itself seems good, the burger seems too small, the fries too greasy
but in the end the taste is the point
so go suck a dick op

i cut it in half and eat the 2 parts, otherwise it disintegrates halfway
and there's nothing you can do to stop me

do they serve it to you with a mini RC forklift

>My gf
Fuck off back to R.eddit.

>tfw i do the furniture from pallets things
>mfw it's because i'm broke and just had some paint
>mfw everyone who sees my apartment thinks I'm so trendy and have no idea im poor

Everyone just thinks i'm a hipster, but i'm actually just spending all my money on rent and weed.

Top bun is huge

I personally love reddit. I spent about 6 horus on there a day and only 2 on Veeky Forums

The whole lot of you are all a bunch of faggots arguing about cheeseburgers. Think about that for a minute. Arguing about cheeseburgers and trying to prove each other wrong. Is this the life you want to live?

You're on a board dedicated to arguing about food, pal. Take your own look in the mirror and frig off.

>tfw Americans have never been to a European microburgery

The American fast food industry is literally a stumbling dinosaur, too afraid to try new ways and always blocking innovation to the classics. The rest of the world has developed so much quicker in the burger game.

I find this to actually be a true statement that is well though out and well worded. 5/5

The good burgers are in peoples houses where they make their own using their own ideas when they love burgers and not just a quick grilled plain patty with ketchup on the grill and they never get past the doorway of their front entrance because they're not McD's Burger King, Wendy's, and so on.

As a frenchman, I pity any single american who grew up on fluoride water, polluted water, chemicals, hormone cattle and corn syrup. What a sad view to step in north america to realize that 80% of the world's landwhales live here.
Having your taste buds ruined by years of eating literal processed garbage is what every american has to deal with. At some point they even start to believe that their plastic cheddar is actual cheese.
Well I can only encourage americans to change their lifestyle or at least escape from their culinary wasteland. Godspeed

as opposed to Americas leading burger joint...mmmmm so much better OP

>The American fast food industry is literally a stumbling dinosaur, too afraid to try new ways and always blocking innovation to the classics

Fuck you white fuck, I aint payin no $10 for a fucking avocado keenoi fag burger when I can get a perfectly good Mccouble for $1.

American redditors pretending to be french
That one britshit who reuses the same public domain image every time he posts on Veeky Forums

God, none of you people ever have new material. I know Veeky Forums is slow and stupid but that doesn't mean you can just put in no effort. -4/10

I was with you until this:

>At some point they even start to believe that their plastic cheddar is actual cheese.

Nobody here thinks that at all. We all know it's not and it's not meant to be in any way.

>Fuck you white fuck, I aint payin no $10 for a fucking avocado keenoi fag burger when I can get a perfectly good Mccouble for $1.

And you eurofags wonder why Americans can't have nice things.

I'm french

Why do you despise your country that much?

Fuck off and kill yourself faggot

>>At some point they even start to believe that their plastic cheddar is actual cheese.

Are the french kids so dumb that they don't even realize they invented mixing cheese with sodium citrate?

Go to any french restaurant with melted cheese... they all use Sodium Citrate... the stuff you ignorant kids don't understand that makes cheese melty & 'plastic' like.

What are those dark brown sticks lying on top the cutting board?

This thread is the embodiment of everything wrong with Veeky Forums

That looks like a piece of shit.

Fucking frogs, stick to eating slugs and getting run over by muslims you fucking surrender monkeys

>This is a hamburger from Hamburg

Yeah, it's shit.

>Are the french kids so dumb that they don't even realize they invented mixing cheese with sodium citrate?

FUN FACT

The vast majority of dirty french surrender monkeys who enjoy "Raclette" are actually eating processed cheese blend mixed with Sodium Citrate.

The truth is, the French eating their Raclette with their noses in the air are nothing more than ignorant velveeta eaters with no self awareness.

>theyre better than cringy sour pickles. fight me

This is blasphemy

>n-no you are

why are amerilards so pathetic?

>why are amerilards so pathetic?

Fuck off, RACIST piece of shit eurotrash.

>The vast majority of dirty french surrender monkeys who enjoy "Raclette" are actually eating processed cheese blend mixed with Sodium Citrate.
>The truth is, the French eating their Raclette with their noses in the air are nothing more than ignorant velveeta eaters with no self awareness.

LE DELETE THIS!

even Hues can make burgers better than the french

looks like hot garbage

No, it's a simple but delicious burger made of ribeye and with the right seasoning

looks dry as shit perhaps you should consider that you have shit taste

the image quality is bad, but the burger is moisty, just the right amounts

and stop baiting me

you're the one baiting with your unremarkable burger, don't move the goalpost now you can't sustain your petty trolling

>microburgery
I laughed so hard my neighbor pounded on the wall.

Lol that burger looks depressed

somewhat related, Germany has had a "posh" burger place epidemic lately, but it's been dying down now

who cares

Don't be a jerk.

>You will never get to suck on her leg like she's doing to that chicken.

>. My gf sent me the image,

Yeah, and Donald Trump called me for presidential advice

lol

this guy...

underrated
the bun also looks dry

She did you faggot.

Its more believable that Donald is calling around random people asking for advice than it is that guy has a girlfriend

Not cooked, thats for sure.

Probably time you fucked off elsewhere, retard.

This picture has been taken with an electronic camera or a phone!

Ils sont jaloux de l'exception culturelle r/ançaise.

I'm expecting his call any minute. I'm OK with him not putting Hillary in jail, but can he make her pay for all my shilling? Not paying her employees is fucking evil.

I have German colleagues through work. One thing they mention they miss the most from their visits to the states is American beef.

>American beef
So tire rubber?