What are your opinions on deep dish pizza?

What are your opinions on deep dish pizza?

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Theyre great as long as its built in the city of big shoulders. That thing was probably made in some flyover land like Arizona tryin to make a fast buck.

Arizona is not even aware deep dish exists.

It's a very badly made lasagna.

It's too easy to fuck up and turn into a pit of loathsome slime.

Can't trust even a decent pie jockey to get it right 100% of the time, so it's just not worth ordering.

>live in NY
>lived in Chicago
I like both
Also,
>originally from Phoenix
Don't fuck with AZ you sons of bitches

They're like pizza but if pizza was a soup. Bad.

I like deep dish, but that's basically a bread bowl.

Phoenix is a hell-hole. It only exists to provide a cheap source of slave-wage labor for Scottsdale and a halfway house for People That Failed In Cali.

CA is a failure itself. If you "failed" in California it means you won in real life. Phoenix is objectively the best city in the nation and I've been everywhere man. Nashville is cool too, but Phoenix is best.

Now, I personally dislike Cali in general and LA specifically but...

Name one good thing about Phoenix. There's nothing. Nashville is pretty shitty too.

cheese casserole.

Literally everything about this pic is wrong.

t. Chicagoan

The car scene is off the rails, second only to L.A.
Anything you're into, there's a scene present.
People from all over the country go there for various trade schools.
Fuck pizza, the Mexican food can't be beat.
It doesn't fucking snow.
No lawn work to be done.
You can walk around with a pistol on your side.
They have horse trails in town.
The bar scene and live music scene is God tier.
I'm going to stop, but not because the list is done.

I visit Phoenix once a year, it's a depressing piece of shit city

>non whites live there
Oh boy good thing I can keep a pistol on my hip. I'm gonna need it.

That's Scottsdale you're talking about though.
I asked about Phoenix.

If you think Phoenix is a problem, you're a problem

Mexicans are great people
No blacks
Last State to recognize MLK day

Idiot
Those all apply to Phoenix.
Plus, in Phx, you have access to all the suburbs

When it's good, it's fantastic, when its bad, it's awful.
And, it's an occasional treat, I've never known anyone who eats it on the regular.

This shit is like opposite day.
I bet you think Trump is awesome, too.

Best Interstate and road system in country.

>made in some flyover land
Like Shitcago.

>Mexicans are great people
>Trump fan
pick one

That's not true. It's a pretty cool place, if you know where to go. Obviously, there's less desirable areas, like every city. When we go there, we usually stay in Chandler at the Sheraton Grand Resort at Wild Horse Pass, which is a great place to stay, especially in the fall when it's warm enough to use the pool and spa, but cool enough at night for the fireplaces full of pinion, smells amazing (great room service, too).

I forgot to add, though, I've seen some weird shit there. Last time we were there, we stopped at Whataburger a couple of times on our way to go do stuff, and BOTH times, we saw a black person get in a screaming fight with the employees. (At 2 different locations, and different black people ). It was bizarre.

You saw both of the black people in Arizona?
That's one in a million

Both choices are shit. Trump doesn't actually give a shit at all about preventing Mexicans or illegal immigrants from entering the country. The Wall is just a stalking horse for channeling public money to private interests. Just like building stadiums.

Again, Chandler isn't Phoenix.
Scottsdale isn't Phoenix.

Phoenix is Phoenix. And it is Syria-tier. Literally worse than Afghanistan in literally every way.

Obviously never been there

Literally less flyover than NY lol

Moving down the list I see

Please, there's plenty of black people in AZ. I still wonder why those 2 had so much fucking rage at Whataburger, though. It was weird. The first time, it was at night, and the guy was flailing out of his car at the drive thru window, and then pulled over and was yelling at us and the employees because we pulled up to the window after he left the line and parked.
Second time was in the morning while we were on our way to the mountains, and a black woman in front of us was screaming obscenities at the employees over the speaker and throwing her arms around and her whole damn car was shaking.

I lived there.
Phoenix is totally distinct from the other suburbs in the metro. Phoenix and Tempe are hell-on-earth.

The other areas have some interesting stuff going on in certain ways, but are compromised by their proximity to Phoenix.

That's like saying San Dimas or Beverly Hills isn't LA. I don't think you ever been there, or to any major metro area.
Also, just because we like to stay in Chandler doesn't mean we haven't driven all over Phoenix and it's surrounding areas.

Tempe is hell on earth because of methheads.
Again, it's like any other large city with a distinct metro area, there's good parts and bad parts. The only time I hate being in Phoenix is in the summer. If I'm not in water, I'm going to be miserable.

New York's finest achievement.

For all practical purposes, San Dimas and Beverly Hills are not LA. I've stayed in Chino Hills with friends, and I've seen what the rest of the city has to offer.

Dante had the gist.

Phoenix, Tempe and Scottsdale have the hottest chicks on the planet

For all practical purposes, those areas are factually considered part of the LA metro area.

Ukraine though

Only by morons, failures, and dupes.

They don't even speak english dude

>this how we know you're from /pol/.

Stop getting your adjectives and insults from infowars.

They sure as fuck do

Alright, fine. AZ has hottest chicks in US

Yeah, they learn menial English so they "love you long time, rich American super hunk".

I've been from a lot of shitty places in the distant past. I've been from /adv/. I've been from /r9k/.

I've never been from /pol/ or /b/ or /soc/

poverty food.

Average Phoenix females

Well, those two boards certainly explain THAT. Fucking hell......

>He thinks /pol/, /b/, /soc/ are less awful than /adv/ & /r9k/

It certainly does. At least /adv/ and /r9k/ has people that WANT to improve themselves.

Also explains why you like Phoenix, Louisville, and deep-dish pizza.

>he hasn't even been to /pol/
>but he's been to the cuck board

good on you robot.

>Mediocre bodies
>Ugly clothes
>Ugly hair

Just keep proving my points.

Louisville can't even make a proper sized bat

Nashville.
Louisville.
Same difference.

get outside sometime

I spent the whole fucking weekend outside.
Now I want to shitpost.

Pardon the FUCK out of me, but I never mentioned Louisville. Also, /pol/ is definitely worse, but admitting you've frequented the angry virgin boards still shows your true nature.

The whole fucking CONVERSATION has been about our true natures. The difference is that I acknowledge my true nature and you are in denial.

Get outside your bullshit, hillbilly, town in Oklahoma, hick
And I shitpost better than you.

How could you ever possibly know if I were in denial of my true nature? I haven't told what boards I frequent, and the only other thing you know about me is that I'm optimistic about Phoenix (another hint is that I'm optimistic about most things, with a few exceptions ). You're the one who showed your ass.

He doesn't have anything else to show

>admitting you're a cuckhold

good for you user, now fuck off back to your containment board and let the big boys talk.

>let the big boys talk about their fast food

The fact that you are optimistic about Phoenix tells me everything about you that is worth knowing.

Projecting.
I live in one of the ten largest cities in the world.

Phoenix is the 5th largest city in the nation.
>tfw live in New York
as I previously mentioned

The fact that you dismiss an entire metro area (including the city center) which includes some of the best dining in the entire country, tells me your nature is being an uptight prick who doesn't have the emotional range to be optimistic about anything that doesn't tick your rigid little boxes.
Also, I live in one of the top 3 most diverse cities in the US, I'll let you guess which one.

>being an uptight prick who doesn't have the emotional range to be optimistic about anything that doesn't tick your rigid little boxes.

Fair criticism.

You must live in Scottsdale.
30% white, blonde chicks
30% white, strawberry blonde chicks
20% white, light-brunette chicks
15% Botox 50 year old blondes
5% Mexican porn stars

I recognize this pizza.
veganricha.com/2016/09/vegan-deep-dish-pizza-recipe.html

Protip: I don't live in Arizona.

WTH are you talking about pizza? This is a Phoenix thread.

>actually googled "scottsdale women"

you're right lmao

Oh, also, strawberry blondes are the fucking BEST. Non-anemic looking but with little body hair, but still have that awesome spitfire personalities. Best sex I've ever had has been with strawberry blondes. (Natural, Obviously )

Here is sex award. Congrats on the sex.

I'm allover strwberry blondes and gingers

Jenna Jameson lives in Scottsdale

>fist bump goes here

Yeah....so many good memories

>Ginger last night.
>She drank enough to make Ireland fall over.
>Sat on my right testicle
>Pee blood
>She throws up in my bathroom until 2:00 PM.
>Finally leaves
>Nuts hurt
Good times

It's your own fault for trying to keep up with a ginger.

Food of the gods, especially back in the old days when Burt was still running Pequod's.

The bread is usually too hard and it cuts up the roof of my mouth.

Non american here. Isn't this just a fucking quiche?

>What are your opinions on deep dish pizza?

That's a casserole of some kind.

no, deep dish has a more doughy crust than a crumbly buttery quiche crust, and the filling is tomato sauce, grated cheeses like mozzarella, etc, sausage/spinach/your favorite topping, now its a flling. but similarly satisfying to a quiche. you really have to eat them with a knife and fork though. the insides are also way too hot at first.

> and the filling is tomato sauce, grated cheeses like mozzarella, etc, sausage/spinach/your favorite topping, now its a flling. but similarly satisfying to a quiche. you really have to eat them with a knife and fork though. the insides are also way too hot at first.
This is all identical to a quiche, all you need to do is alter the filling (a quiche can have several types of fillings, just like a pizza can have different toppings). The only difference is the dough, as you pointed out.

The point is, calling it a pizza is a bit silly. You could just as easily call it the "chicago style quiche". In fact, it would make more sense.

i would unironically have sex with it, then eat it.

Quiche is made. With. EGGS. goddammit.

NYC'ers don't know that, bruh. They just call whatever someone slops together "fusion cuisine" and demand a Michelin star for it.

No need to get upset user. No one talked about eggs before. If you say that's what it makes it a completely different dish, I guess I'll believe it. Not that I'll ever try a deep dish pizza anyway, so I can't compare the two.

>no, deep dish has a more doughy crust
Wrong.

It can be a decent casserole or passable lasagna if done right. But that shit ain't pizza yo.

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That's a nice bread bowl of tomato soup, now where's the pizza?

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Made my first deep dish pizza last night. I used some breakfast turkey sausage and mozzarella cheese slices that I had lying in the fridge. Also made my own dough and sauce of course. Tasted fucking good. Very different from other pizza that I've had.

Has anyone else here put cornmeal in their pizza dough before? This was my first time doing so and it was a major game changer. Also lined my baking dish with it. Dough was fantastic.