Name one country that does fish better than Japan

Just a day ago, in NorCal, I ate a 3 course special shrimp dish, where the head was still alive when I ate it. There's a sort of amazing feeling when your food is literally trying to crawl out of your mouth. Also, their eyeballs are fucking delicious, like caviar.

any one that actually cooks the fish is better

Although I'm partial to sashimi, the best fried and grilled fish I've ever had was in Andalucia, Spain. So Spain it is for me.

>trout
>salmon
Pleb tier trash, I bet you eat catfish too

Those fish in your picture are prepared by sticking a large steel needle through the eye of the fish, pushing it through the body lengthwise and then suspending the fish over glowing coals. All while the fish is still alive. I am not a bleeding heart PETA freak, but I have my limits. Such things are just sick.

You got all of it right except for the "fish is still alive" part. No, they're not. They're gutted first.

Atlantis.

> too much of a pussy to gut a fish alive or cook one

'merican white males are the ultimate beta males of this generation.

Can't hunt, can't fish, can't cook. Crying over a fish.

No wonder white men all fetishize about real Asian or Black men fucking their wives. pathetic.

Did you know that animals are alive before they end up in the grocery store?

b-b-but muh animal SUFFERING

>alive
nigga you dumb

Yeah all those black and Asian elk hunters
Are you bait I'm high

>fried fish

Holy fuck what will you do once you visit the north

t.Snookie

>'merican white males are the ultimate beta males of this generation.

Yup.

Get ready for the Century of China. We're sneaking right into the world's top SuperPower position while you dumfuck 'mericans are busy catering to your illiterate niggers & 'muh feelings'.

kek

Yellow eye and Lingcod are god-tier. God I miss Alaska.

This. Just the other day some fucking whitey saw me skinning my dog the other day and they started bitching about "muh poor dog :( h-how can you listen to him screaming like that!1!"

Get fucked whitey. You can pay for your shitty ass carpets,I get mine for free.

I'd shoot someone if I saw them skinning a dog

>No wonder white men all fetishize about real Asian

White men are all fetishizing about fucking asian "men" who became women

Asian "men" is practically a general on /gif/

I'm Asian. I hunt elk. I can field dress it too, but I like to go and have it processed into steaks and cured meats.

Top kek

>doesn't butcher his own quarry

I'm a whiteboi who takes 2 deer every year and butchers it myself, you pussfag asian hunter wannabee. I would no more trust a processor with my meat than I would an Asian on any dealings financial or otherwise, whatsoever. Other than the women, which I'll take, thank you.

The Bahamas

Caribbean hut?

Tahiti? I've been there once and let me tell you something. Never order anything that isn't Poisson cru. It's coconut milk, lime, and raw tuna and it's bomb but if your digestion doesn't take raw fish too well than this will always have some kind of problem

Weirdly enough when I was in Norway their fish recipes were pretty damn good.

What's weird about that? I would expect any country with a lot of coastline to have a strong fishing industry & lots of experience cooking fish dishes.

Tie between Japan and the US Gulf Coast. Hard to beat a proper crawfish boil, catfish fry, or cajun food in general.

t.Cleetus McNopassport
This isn't wrong

It was weird to me because I just never think of Norway. I went to Norway on a whim while I was visiting the Danes and I fell in love with the country. Norway has beautiful country side and great food.

Chad

>implying I haven't traveled through most of Europe and South America
>implying I don't live in Houston where I can't drive five minutes without driving by a restaurant opened by an asian who immigrated here two months ago

>texas
Did I call it or did I call it

kek

Also southern India they have some great fish dishes

>Go to weston super mare.
>Go to the chippy opposite the pier, the one with blue sign.
>Order a fish and chips, pay with a fiver.
>Cross the road opposite, sit on the wall and share it with gf.

Literally the best meal of my life.

When I was in the UK fish and chips seemed like standard Canadian bar food. Really salty food that goes good with a beer. It didn't seem like some culinary perfection.

That's because it's not meant to be culinary perfection, it's just battered fish with chips.

>crawfish boil
Kek, this is trash tier. Dont get me wrong, i love the stuff but its not that good

Follow my instructions user and trust me you'll remember it for the rest of your life. If you get it in a shitty run down paki food shop then yes, they are usually shit. But if you go to a traditional British fish and chip shop (usually by the coast) run by honest, hardworking, white British men and women, it as close as you will get to culinary perfection.

Honestly this has made me crave fish and chips so much but ill have to wait till tomorrow. Got a fiver on my desk and its a 30 min drive down to super mare but fuck it'll be worth it.

>implying any autistic japs cook fish better than my grandmother
Norway

Honorable mentions to our bros in Portugal.

>Other than the women, which I'll take, thank you.
only repressed gays talk like this

t. repressed gay

If the cunts can't cook jellyfish, then they're inferior. One country that I had in mind when it comes to cook jellyfish.

Fuck your old retarded grandma, bitch

I had whale steak (Minke) in Oslo. Nothing special

>Oslo
lel they don't even fish and are basically not norwegian
shitskin nigger cope

>I'll commit human murder over a single animal being being slaughtered but continue consuming and not giving two shits about animals that were similarly tortured and mistreated before their demise
Too bad you're a basement dweller and will never go anywhere that kind of thing might happen, fatty

>not respecting reigonal cuisine in a contenent-spanning country

Because we coloradofags totally know how to do a crawfish boil.

try again sweetie ;)

>t.Cleetus McNoPassPort

kek

Fish pie is honestly not too bad.

had OP once after funeral in 富山県, absolutely the second worst thing I have ever eaten. Dry, full of bones, skin was extremely chewy, horrifyingly strong salty fish taste. Zero redeeming qualities, if not for the fact I was literally in front of like 30 people related to my ex-gf in her grandmothers after-funeral feast, I would have just gone home.

THE worst, however, was also during that dinner. I can only describe it as a jello-cube of liquified fish guts, bones, and sea-plants. Served cold. It was apparently a local specialty that went back hundreds of years. You could taste the individual eyeballs bursting in your mouth, chunks of fish skull, ribs, spine, intestines, and fins. I have no idea why this dish was made in the first place, let alone "preserved" for centuries.

That fish look like it came from fucking bikini bottom.

This.

But bring some shallot and green onion to stuff the fish with. Serve with a little bowl of ponzu.

Makes river fish a fucking transcendent experience. At this moment I am euphoric, not because of any phony sushi, but because of my fire grilled fishers.

Eyyyyyy

kinda telling how most of the japanese meme food is just copies of western cuisine

just look at tonkatsu and tell me its not a schnitzel

He actually did it, the mad man.

>human life is sacred

not in the fucking slightest.

deep ocean rock fish in Alaska, it's like Halibut but better.

Texas

We can fry badass telapia with batterd jumbo shrimp and fried rice.

France.

Which is underrated as fuck in this board anyhow.