I'm taking a mormon fella out to a gay bar soon for a laugh.
As a Mormon, he has never
>Drunk alcohol
>Drunk tea
>Drunk coffee
>Taken any kind of stimulant
for his entire life
Whats his alcohol tolerance going to be like do you reckon? Will 4-5 pints be okay for him? I don't want to accidentally make him pass out or anything.
why a gay bar though?
He's probbly quite homofobic
Yea thats why I'm taking him
I think it might be funny to make him uncomfortable like that
Alcohol tolerance doesn't exist, you just get better behavioral tolerance. If he's tall then it'll take a few pints but he might not like the taste.
This sounds suspiciously like you're trying to get him unconscious so you can suck his cock.
>4-5 pints
He'll get wrecked off that.
Most people get fucked up off 3 drinks when it's their first time.
dont be a retard of course it exists
the human body can build up a tolerance of pretty much any drug, why would alcohol be an exception?
I really hope you read this comment and take it to heart. Buy him 1 beer and WAIT 30 MINUTES ATLEAST! Then buy him another beer, and wait ANOTHER 30 minutes.
then buy him a 3rd one (if he's liking it) and then he'll probably be goofy as shit. At this point you need to time his beverages by 45 min -> 1 hour.
He won't know his limits and has 1/2 of the tolerance of a regular drinker. I repeat, he will NOT know his pace and will go way to fast. So help him out by timing it, it will also help if he does handle it badly so you can say the system makes sure he's okay.
Fuck it's Pride weekend in SLC... So much for going out tonight
Mormans are gay as fuck, bro. Don't be surprised if he wants to suck your dick after you get him drunk. Or maybe that's your plan, it's strange for a breeder to go to a gay bar with another"straight" dude. Just don't let him drink too much, too quick. It will sour his opinion on alcohol, which is best enjoyed in moderation. Hope you get lucky or whatever, as a faggot I like to fuck straight dudes from time to time as well.