Coming soon to a British kitchen near you

>try to make homemade utensil
>nosy neighbor calls the license police
>ask if you have a utensil license
>when you say no, they perform a raid on your house and steal all objects, classifying them as weapons

>Conducted a weapon search and found the following items.

>A fucking wheel

Stabbing is a simple bio-mechanical action. Running around causing lacerations is going to cause far less casualties.

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2 spoopy

Or, i dunno, steal a fucking car and run people over all lined up on london bridge.

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oh THAT'S what they were trying to do?

Why were people body blocking them from turning their knives in?

But you still can cut throat with that

underrated post

Racist intolerance.

Just force people to cut vegetables with SawStop products.

>It's bloody Ramadan
>need to bin that knife
>driving like a madman down London bridge
>too much damn traffic
>fuckin hell with it
>drive onto pedestrian walkway
>need to bin that knife
>all these people in my way
>need to bin that knife
>Get out the bloody way
>hit the gas
>run down a fist full of people
>need to bin that knife
>strike a particularly fat bloke
>oy that did it, the radiators leaking
>jump out of lorry
>need to bin that knife
>all these people in my way
>running down london bridge with a knife in each hand
>fucking slash a dozen idiots by accident
>but I need to bin that knife
>coppers show up
>surely they'll help me bin that knife
>die in hail of gunfire

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>Try to debone a chicken with it
>Lose a finger

>Can stay someone with a needle
>Or a bottle
>Or a sharp piece of wood
>Somehow getting rid of knives means people can't stay each other

As someone who knows a little bit about violence with edged weapons, I can tell you that it is generally stabbing attacks that are dangerous and lethal. "The sewing-machine" is the classic. It combines a charging take-down with rapid stabs at the abdominal region. It is astonishingly difficult to defend against even with a reasonable level of training and equipment.

Slashing attacks with a knife can be defended with any object, various fabrics and light-weight body armor, or even simply just staying slightly mobile. If you get taken down, slashes are far less likely to inflict a fatal wound than stabs - because not as deep.

Those will still work just fine to stab someone. It's not like you're piercing through the hood of a car.

>Anti-stab knife
>Designed to deal with knife crime in UK

But can you still behead an infidel with it?

>not first lining the edge of your knife with AIDs and then slashing people
Easy.

Presumably if you're trying to stab somebody, you want them to die immediately, not in 10 years.

Think of the harm that would be dealt to NHS!

Hold my beer.

>Coming soon to a British kitchen near you
>soon

This is nothing new.
Considering the reason that butter knives are rounded is due to King Louis XIV banning pointed table knives in 1669.

Shitposting 400 years in the making.

>As someone who knows a little bit about violence with edged weapons

>while you were getting laid, I studied the blade

Law enforcement training

>be British
>don't have a chopping licence
>get caught chopping veg
>six months in jail

>yfw british police are allowed to enter any unoccupied homes if the door is unlocked and conduct random searches without the consent of the owner or without any reasonable suspicion

it's an interesting look at a civilization that doesn't know how to be anything other than subservient to authority

That's simply untrue

99% of the human race should not be allowed to perform simple tasks like chopping or driving because they will fuck it up without fail, and be proud of their fuckup.

A knife is much more efficient at stabbing than a bottle or any of those other things you mentioned.

You also can't really regulate knives by legal mechanism. Anyone can make a knife, anytime. Prison inmates manage to improvise and hide stabbing tools.

Are you trying to say that a wheel is not an item?

all the cu/ck/s from the cUcK are crying to their muslim bulls hahaha.

Look for these to become mandatory after yesterday's stabbings.

Because it's not Muslim terrorists, it's knives going down the street stabbing people randomly all by themselves.

that little point, will slice n dice somebody. safety cork is the only way.

Sad

My great Aunt gave me 30+ knives. Most are shit, granted, but some are the real deal. + sharpening? This makes me so sad.

Came here to post this.

Lel.
>2025
>every British kitchen has a sawstop table

You can beat someone to death with any solid object if you can't cut them with it.

Yep. Those are items, alright.

I mean, it's harder, but certain blade lengths are illegal in the US. It's obviously not 100% effective, but what is? Besides, I don't think the article is about making knives illegal, just about the availability of this point-less one.

So no one tries slashing there?

>certain blade lengths are illegal in the US
There is no US law that says a blade must be length X

There are local laws that describe certain combinations of blade length and whether it's foldy or not (etc) as being "weapons", and carrying around such a knife in public is a crime, but those laws are usually only enforced on poor brown people going home from a work site with a Leatherman in their back pocket. Whites need not worry.

>stealing the car radio
what the fuck man?

New to the concept of car thievery?

>anti-brit thread
OBSESSED

>my bikelock gets confiscated
>bike gets stolen
>go to police

Sorry, we can't do anything for you if you didn't lock your bike.

2 minutes with an angle grinder...

Are you 12

Stop posting this shitty thread based on an ancient article.

>but certain blade lengths are illegal in the US
lol, what the fuck are you talking about? Do you live in the US?