Hey there, what'll ya have?

Hey there, what'll ya have?

a beer you frog faced fuck

a white bartender please

A Dorian Grey. Tis the season, after all. You do have fresh strawberries and cucumbers, right?

A non-racemixing bartender

I will also have one of those.

Tequila. Neat. Don't forget the lime and salt.

>a white bartender please

/thread

Maraschino. Strega. Grapefruit juice. Fernet-Branca. Equal parts, shaken, up.

One White Russian, please

A potato stuffed with a shot of bushmills floating in a pint of Guinness.

Racism is alive and well as ever. Lmao. A noble idea was equality, just crumbled under its own weight.

Ok, and to drink?

a beer and a shot of tequila

You guys are faggots.

Give me some buffalo trace neat

And then after I'll have some rittenhouse neat

One bourbon
One shot
One beer

1) I don't drink alcohol
2) if I did drink alcohol I certainly wouldn't do it at a 2000% mark up when I can just buy it at the store

So tired of that song.

You seem like a fun person.

I can't find a fedora big enough for you

I haven't heard it in years but I imagine they play it in dive bars all the time

that's not how the song goes though

One Irish Wet Dream coming up

Fuck it was scotch fuck

A Sex on the Beach. Thanks, sweetie!

Yeah also I imagine it gets steady play in bowling alleys

Aviation

D'y'all have honeyjack? Not that fucking Jack Daniels trash, I'm talking distilled honey.

>no jameson

nothing

Shirley Temple please

Two dozen Buffalo wings with a glass of Busch please

i pretty much hear it exclusively at dive bars and really no where else

two Jack n' Coke and six bud light

I have a friend who always has me make these for him. He calls himself a "grenadine slut"

this.

Second post best post. Get the fuck out of this European establishment you soulless, rape-baby mongrel.

yeah I'll have a double-barrel-aged stanky-dragon west coast triple hops pre-cambrian IPA please.

sex on the beach
and to drink a mojito please

Russian Mule.

>pre-cambrian
Somehow that's the only descriptor you used that's /not/ likely to feature on a bottle of IPA along with the rest.

I can imagine hipster faggots boasting about their shitty beer aged in a bourbon barrel AND a wine barrel.

Double rye.
Rittenhouse please

Chumbawamba Tubthumping.mp3.exe

Chocolate milkshake

kek

That sounds pretty good, I'll take one too

5 shots oft vodka and after that, your most complicated drink, preferably with you needing to go into the cellar to get some idiotic Gimmick you need for it. Also, if you don't grow tits fast, you will not get a tip,monkey

I feel like a scotch and dry tonight.Thanks, mate.

>A noble idea was equality

No it was not.

A double tall moscow mule please

Daquari please. If a bartender can't make a proper cocktail, I will happily drink Coors all night.

quick OC

And what'll you be feeling tonight sir?

>tfw no gf

Gin n' tonic, Hendricks if you have it.

>A noble idea was equality

There will never be equality. Blacks don't even want equality, we want revenge.

Hell, we had a fucking black president already... It's time for reparations and for whites to be subservient.

vodka and iced tea

this site just gets more and more cringe-worthy

at least you're not embarrassing yourself in public

im 30 days on the wagon as of today so a mineral water please

spbp

>I hate beloved memes
Why do you even come here if you can't have fun?

>Blacks don't even want equality, we want revenge.
>Hell, we had a fucking black president already... It's time for reparations and for whites to be subservient.

"Muh reparations"

My grandparents have been robbed by niggers at gunpoint. My father has had countless break ins by niggers, when he lived in Cleveland.

Where are my nigger reparations? You'll get your reparations AFTER you pay back every other race for all the crimes you've committed. All the robberies, all the murders, all the rapes.

You pay your reparations, and well pay ours.

Fair is fair.

Nice false flagging, whiteboi.

>My grandparents have been robbed by niggers at gunpoint. My father has had countless break ins by niggers, when he lived in Cleveland.
>Where are my nigger reparations? You'll get your reparations AFTER you pay back every other race for all the crimes you've committed. All the robberies, all the murders, all the rapes.

lol THIS

Ill take a dark and stormy, hows the wife and kids john?

White people easily have the high score on rape and murder, what with all the global genocides and enslavements they've committed. Some of the largest genocides ever committed were done by white people that people still alive today can remember

How can you trust him to mix the drinks, if he isn't mixed himself?

a whisky sour

Yea. Its too much work.

AHAHAHA no, Asians (including mudslimes(technically Asians)) and niggers are tied for that

Gin and juice

What kind of juice

...

Answer the fucking question

Pineapple sir

NO

yes

NO

Bottle of Cider with a lemon wedge my good man.

What kind my man

Apple, harder than an American on the 4th of July. Now that I think about give me the whole god damned lemon.

Manhattan, and don't you fucking dare shake it

a pint of Pale ale pls

underrat'd

Get me a Moscow mule, an electric lemonade, a blue Hawaiian, and finally I'll take Voodoo Juice.

tom collins please

or this

Equality was never a noble idea

and then there's this faggot
kys in the name of social justice

Yuengling and a Jameson please.

Also do you serve chicken tenders with honey mustard?

Time to be pretentious
Old fashioned, please.

That's what rich people drink apparently.

>cheapes whiskey u got with a little bit of ice

or

>a whiskey sour (needs some egg white tho)

The regular,obviously

A martini please, extra dry. I want it so dry there will be dust on the olive.

Double Jack. Short glass. No ice.