What would you add to this burger?

What would you add to this burger?

Remove egg, add BBQ sauce and onion rings.

Remove the tomatoes

I'd take off the shitty iceburg lettuce and wonder if they got my order mixed up with someones breakfast (ie remove the bacon and egg) and ask for more mayo.

Yeah, remove the naturally occurring MSG, and citric acid, both well known flavor enhancers.
Smart, kid.

Beef

Remove you from this board

Some hashbrowns.

You'll notice they included the spine of the lettuce. That provides excellent crunch. It's about the only thing iceberg lettuce is good for

My tastes are godlike.

>My tastes are godlike.
>no egg
GTFO you filthy plebeian.

The egg is under cooked. Over hard or fuck off

carmelized onions

remove one of the tomato slices

>The egg is under cooked. Over hard or fuck off
>this faggot does not like his eggs running.
I was wrong to call you a plebeian, even the plebs are better than you.

You should be burned at the stake like a fucking heretic!

>order sandwich
>drive down the road
>bite into sandwich
>yellow egg yolk drips out of your burger and stains your power tie and pressed white shirt.

Messy burgers are for plebs.

A ripe tomato.

>yellow egg yolk drips out of your burger and stains your power tie and pressed white shirt.
>not eating it with a large paper sheet or plastic bag to prevent this.
You not only have shit taste, you are also very stupid for not thinking of such a simple solution.

I would add a different burger without fucking egg and bacon on it.

>bite into sandwich with runny egg
>taste makes you cry tears of joy

>remove lettuce and tomatoes
>cook bacon longer
>add crispy onions
>add sriracha ketchup

Guacamole

a top bun