Behold the epitome of culinary integrity

Behold the epitome of culinary integrity.

recipe?

cucumber
Shitty white bread

put the cucumber into the bread sticking out of the crust a bit
Cut the crust off making sure bread is perfect square, then cut into 4 to 6 even isosceles triangles

Deserves to be thrown into the ocean tbqf

>culinary integrity
I have no idea what this concept is supposed to mean. Define?

Nice with cream cheese.

Maybe if you want to summon a tri-horned bunyip

Bread.
Slice crusts off.
Butter.
Cucumber.
Top.
Cut at a diagonal.

Cucumber sandwich. Done.

You'd think it wouldn't make much of a sandwich but it does.

what's better butter or cream cheese for these. seem like a neat picnic idea for me and the gf.

Try both, surely you have both butter and cream cheese at home.

cheers!

Pan.
Hot and nice.

Cream cheese

Mayonnaise also works
Never butter

add some bacon and you're on

Hard Boiled egg slices

soak cucumber slices in white vinegar while you lightly toast white bread. quickly rinse the cucumber when you're ready to assemble

>salt
>FRESHLY CRACKED black pepper
>mayo (or butter)
>cucumber

you might as well be a nigger if you use pre-ground pepper for this.

The key to a good 'cumber sandwhich is french salted butter and a hidden dollop of sriracha.

I thought you use butter as a spread too.

>sriracha.
Faggot

Sorry forgot that step

Says the guy who takes the cucumber whole.