Preparation for Human Consumptipn

How would Veeky Forums preparr and serve a Human being?

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The overlors Chthuhly does not reqhire seasonings.

Pan, nice and hot
Drizzle of olive oil
Salt and pepper
Press and roll
Into the pan
Sprig of thyme
Render all that creamy fat
Out of the pan
Let it rest
Human tenderloin, DONE.

Like pork.

That's the closest flesh to our own, and burning humans smells like roasting pork.

do americans really eat that?!?

I'm starting to think that we consider ourselves above animals just as a moral barrier preventing us from eating each other.

Are you sure that it's not because we built civilizations and all that?

That we feel superior, or don't eat each other?

Cannibalism is against the rule of preservation of its own kind by nature itself, you retarded fedora tipper.
You don't see lions eating each other.

Eating human flesh will fuck up your auto-immune system and make you ill. Of course that's the least of your problems, if you are a batshit crazy psycho.

>Cannibalism is against the rule of preservation of its own kind by nature itself
What about war and the likes, then?

Don't lions eat lion kittens?
Cannibalism is definitely not unheard of in nature.

>kittens
You mean cubs, right?

I don't know about lions, but I know that for many animals it is common for males to kill and eat any young that were fathered by a different male.

Who is constantly making these threads?

I almost typed cubs but I wasn't sure and didn't care enough to look it up.
thank God you did.

Could be a vegan trying to force the 'meat is murder' meme.

like every other meat
just because it's human doesn't mean I have to worship it or pray to God for "providing" such meat

>You don't see lions eating each other.

Sure they do.

Just like damn near every other carnivore, older lions will eat the newborn if given half the chance.

Just like any pork recipe.

Pie

>Eating human flesh will fuck up your auto-immune system and make you ill
Only if you eat the nervous system.

The rest of it will just slowly make you malnourished, the human body doesnt contain any of the goodies that we need to consume to keep us running, weirdly enough.

I'd be down for that.

Steaks. Rare. Salt and pepper.

>You don't see lions eating each other.
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Roasted butt
just like Albert Fish

if Cube 2 taught me anything then it's that you can survive on eating raw human flesh for years

one of the most revolting things I've ever saw was a stray dog eating from the corpse of another dog at the side of the road after it was splattered by a truck

so, there...

I assume I'm dying in the fucking woods so I guess use a rock to cut thin strips off and boil it with snow. Try and leave any part of the nervous system for last so if I survive I don't end up dying to some prions disease.

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Bears eat their cubs if they have no food.

someone looking for homolust

>never taking college biology 2

there is still interspecies competition, my family to me is worth more than your family. crabs do this.

Roasting the Head

Ground Beef all da meat

Save hand and feet for a broth

Dark red Merlot

1. fuck her right in the pussy, repeatedly and without a condom
2. get that bitch pregnant
3. let her belly swell up til she huge
4. keep fucking her every damn day to splooge right in dat babby's face
5. massage her all the time to get her meat well marbled
6. take off all her clothing, secure vibrators into both lower orifices, apple "ball gag" in mouth
7. tie her to one of those knee-chairs with a backpost so she can't move
8. open The Breastaurant, where customers can breastfeed ten minutes for $100
9. ???
10. PROFIT!!!

More brothels need to do this. Also tittyfucking while being squirted with milk is $100 too.