Favourite Cook/Blogger/Author on Food?

My new favourite is Mimi Thorisson

>muh internet celebrities
My favorite wai-fu is the female who is attractive but (according to an incredibly unrealistic fantasy) not "too attractive" because like then she would have no qualms about cheating on me unlike if she was slightly flawed like how that K-Pop girl has glasses which means she is a flawed geek awkward intellectual and would therefore be willing to sleep with me, a man who is unique in seeing her inner beauty. Also she wrote something about food (or someone wrote something for her about food) that didn't seem incredibly incorrect therefore this thread is definitely about food and cooking

fuck off with your pasta you retarded neckbeard

>anything more than 3 words is pasta
E-celeb stalkers don't associate with people who are capable of expressing themselves with anything other than grunts, I imagine.

Have you read her book numb nuts? She has written one of the best French cookbooks ever.

Rachel Khoo wrote a better book.

Yeah I'm sure the ghostwriters for some carefully constructed e-celeb from the Food Network has totally surpassed Marie Ebrard or Julia Child, let alone such out-of-date, not even in color garbage like that "Larousse" crap or that pretentious Escoffier guy

French cookbooks need to be written by invented fantasy people where we need to be treated to lengthy youtube videos about MUH WANDERLUST and slo-mo images of bucolic home life in the countryside, before we can get on with the irrelvant "food and cooking" nonsense

Why not just dispense with the pretense and have anime/CGI characters with made up names presenting bot-generated content? It would be much more sexy that way and you could even buy a full size body pillow version to cuddle with

do you cunts have to destroy EVERY thread

t./tv/ refugee who mistook "food and cooking" for "e-celebs general"
>muh nurrdy nummies geek geek R2D2 stand mixers! lmao I'm such a nurrrrrd! I love food xd xd

Damn she's sexy though.

That girl is cute! I bet she would like to be invited to my tabletop gamenight!

kys faggot I have been a chef for 8 years

>Why not just dispense with the pretense and have anime/CGI characters with made up names presenting bot-generated content? It would be much more sexy that way and you could even buy a full size body pillow version to cuddle with

I'm okay with this.

Chef John from FoodWishes. Because he focuses on what should be of paramount importance, the fucking food itself.

MARCO PIERRE WHITE says a story is important. Get some fucking culture you fat american bucket of lard eating nigger.

This. The only value a cookbook or recipe has in this day and age is the story behind it's development.

>captain Knorr says the story is important
Even if it's "here is how much cum I gargled to get the publishing execs to put my face on a vanity cookbook"

Holli Ugalde from hells kitchen.
But she's fallen of social media for a year now :(

The answer is always Maangchi

>nobody posted Emmy yet

She can't cook.

she is so cute, can barely understand her, but cute

If you hang around asians for long enough you start to understand what they're saying, at least she puts up subtitles for the people who can't understand.

But yeah, she's cute, I want her to be my mother, she seems like she'd be the best mother.

Why Emmy when you can Christine.

For me it's Maangchi, the best cooking milf

Nigella ''Want To Be My Goy Toy?'' Lawson

I heard she likes choking too :^)

fuck yeah I'd let her finger my ass

chef from cooking with dog

[spoiler]rip francis ;-;7[/spoiler]

I don't trust any cook who doesn't have this physique.

Maangchi is LEALLY good for the heart

Manjula

Claire Saffitz from Bon Appetit

Now there's a channel id watch on mute.

>tfw no 45 year old matronly but sultry looking MILF to ride you like a banshee while she has a cake baking in the oven ready for when she's drained you dry of all fluids

There's a reason the fetish is so popular

this.

I'd let her do what she wanted to me and I'd call her mistress

>Claire Saffitz from Bon Appetit

I just watched her morning buns video yesterday, coincidentally.

Good pic. She's a cutey. Reminds me of a folksy, domesticated, Architecture student I dated back in college.

I would eat her morning buns, if you know what I mean.

I like Master Chef Jack Scalfani

Hello this is Chef John from FOOOOOOD wishes DOT com wiiiiith...

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Brad Leone from Bon Appetit is way better, dude is fucking hilarious

Chef John, Kenji, Marcella Hazan

>Marcella Hazan

Beautiful. I'm glad this place has taste.

Beth M from Budget Bytes

the I'd like to see a manager starter pack

I'm not a cu/ck/, but rather than shit up the board with this as a thread, I'll just post here asking who that horrible YouTube "cook" who cooks every meat raw and makes foul "original recipes" is.

They get posted in food threads on other boards a lot. It's a big fat fucker with sausage fingers.

Jack.

>the channel's name is literally Cooking with Jack
>has those meme comics in the thumbnails

Fucking Christ

Thanks, user.

Ignis Scientia. Whaddaman.

She is so damn cute. I love how she always personifies food by calling it "this guy" or something

Meant for

I would mimi thorisson her cunt, if you catch my meaning.

ah so that is his name

he indeed is absolutely hilarious

I watch her because she's cute but that prison food series she did was nast nast.

You only like her cuz she's pretty and you're lonely

Yes but I'm bi cd and would love to get fingered by her