Wanna hear something fucked up? If not stop reading.
This fucking dude was working the fry station with sunglasses on his head...expensive ones like Oakleys or something. Anyway he bobs his head, I saw all this, and his glasses come off the top of his head and drop right into the fryer oil. This moran just shoves his hand into the oil to retrieve his glasses.
It took about 2 seconds before the flesh started to fall off his forearm and the screaming and pain set in. But it did. 9-11 call and an ambulance later and I never saw the guy again...fucking retard.
Evan Sanders
I stock the dessert section at my school's all-you-can-eat dining hall. My coworkers and all the customers are college students so everyone's pretty nice and chill. On my last shift of the semester I accidentally dropped and shattered about 6 plates but nobody really gave a fuck and I had a laugh about it with my manager before clocking out.
Jayden Perry
I've done this recently at a Chili's. They unlocked the front door, the absolute madmen.
Jack Flores
>Nigger wearing loose clothing/anything but his uniform >Glasses/rings/necklaces at all, ever
He deserved it. I'm a fucking stickler for taking off loose clothing/tying my hair back/keeping my phone in my pocket instead of in my hands (if I have to wait tables).
Noah Morales
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Camden Rodriguez
>single bathrooms at our place >in line behind a customer >he's a short little awkward man like cotton from king of the hill >asks me if I need to piss or shit >piss >"Here we'll both go in when this guy's done then." >just use the women's bathroom instead >later that waiting to use bathroom again >him and some other guy walk out of there
Did some guys do this to reassure themselves their not gay? By pissing or shitting next to another guy and not doing anything gay with them?
Aaron Martinez
It's locker room mentality, and actually efficient. Dudes can hang wangs but bitches need stalls and privacy to piss.
Most guy's don't give a fuck.
Owen Cook
this. so unreal
Daniel Rogers
>be me >working as waiter in old school steak&potatoes joint >gay host boy walks up to me >"user you have a togo order" >it's scrawled in crayon on the back of some scrap paper >"ok" >enter the order >"user she called back in, can you double the order and add potato skins?" >"sure" >order is done >order is sitting on the line ready to go >order is sitting on the line ready to go for over an hour >around the 1hr30min mark togo orderess walks in >she's an overweight black woman with her head down in her phone, never looks at anyone and communicates largely in grunts >30% chance she's a hooker >part of the order is wrong >have to void like $80 worth of food >she has to wait 5min while her food is fired >she's bitching to the host boy >food done >bring it out to her >"here's your food miss, sorry about the wait" >she grunts >drop the check >see to tables for a minute >come back >open checkbook >$.35 for user >she left a dirty half chewed on chicken wing on the tablecloth