Going to try Shake Shack™ for the first time tomorrow. What should I get?

Going to try Shake Shack™ for the first time tomorrow. What should I get?

Here's the menu of the one I'm going to for reference.

Kill yourself faggot who cares

Shake Shack is the most overrated burger in NYC.

The only burger-like thing they have that's legitimately good is the Portobello burger (which has a deep fried mushroom cap filled w cheese).

Their Concretes are good too but, the burger is a huge disappointment. You can get much, much better at countless places in the city (e.g., the OG Corner Bistro location)

What if OP isn't in New York though?

He should still find a better burger, rather than be disappointed by this shit.

This is in center city, Philadelphia.

I'm confused by the description of the 'Shroom burger here. Is there even beef or is it a patty made of mushroom?

Also I'm more in it for the shake than the burger.

Get a vanilla malted.

Get out of my city please kill yourself tourists not welcome

shake shack is about the platonic ideal of a fast food burger. it is by far the best non-gourmet burger you will get, despite it approaching $10

my order is a double smoke shack with fries. if you want more food, make it a single and add in a concrete or the shake of the month if it appeals to you.

the shroom burger is one big mushroom cap. no meat.