I have a big job interview tomorrow, that could determine the course of my life...

I have a big job interview tomorrow, that could determine the course of my life. Looking to treat myself right for tomorrow. What kind of food should I order in tonight?

fifth of whisky.

Curry covered enchiladas.

Handle of vodka and raw garlic

Blanched spring vegetables drizzled in olive oil and lightly salted
A small portion of oily ocean fish, poached or steamed
Small portion of nuts, choice is yours
A few olives
125ml of a young light red wine or a rose
A few pieces of dried fruit and a mild cheese for dessert

Have this 2 hours before bedtime

Then 30 minutes before bedtime, ZMA (if you like pissing money away) or magnesium citrate (cheaper) dissolved in a glass of hot water

Sleep

Wake up, have a strong cup of coffee, a mango, one pill of B complex vitamins, 4000 IU vitamin D3 (gelcap), and 25g of slow digesting protein, in that order

Do 30 minutes of medium intensity steady state exercise (no more than that because you want to have your glycogen stores still fully charged for the interview), shower, get dressed, and you're ready to go

where do i get this? UberEATS?

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>modified kindergarten
What did they mean by this?

This is the dumbest shit I've ever read, lol

God damn, fuckin pro

dont do this it makes cyanide

>celebrating before the interview

fuck outta here patrick bateman-ass nigga baka

> raw onion
> canned tuna
> trail mix
> $1 wine
> fruit roll up and a cheesestick

nigga he aint got the job yet

>mfw

Jesus christ look at this monstrosity

Magnesium citrate is my go to for anxious times. Really eases the nerves.

Ye

2bh I think you should drink 1/3 of what quantity of liquor makes you drunk

OP here - I got the job, Veeky Forums! I'm celebrating with an adobada burrito.

Congratulations on your enslavement!

>tfw phone interview tomorrow
Give me some of your luck senpai.

I love you, Taytay. Also, congrats, my dude.

you got it buddy

What kind of work is it?

probably some menial shit job like mopping floors at kroger

I wish I lived somewhere that poor sluts could be bought for the price of some shitty pizza on a plastic tray. Around here that hooker would demand a $100+ meal

Not ALL college girls are hookers

Lead Media Planner, Advertising, for a Fortune 500 company.

Oh, so you're going to be shilling fastfood on cooking boards. Great. We sure do need more of those.

>college girl
What kind of trashy 2-year schools are you thinking of?

Bro, save the feast for when you get the job.

Nice, man..I'm in Advertising/Marketing as well and have been looking for a new job myself. Only one interview so far which was a dead end. Congrats. How did you get the lead? Just from applying cold or did you know somebody that worked there?

Jack in the Box ™

lol you piece of shit

I actually left the company back in December, and they called me back to see if I wanted to rejoin the team. When I first joined the company, it was an online position with a recommendation from an old friend.