What's the best dish to cook to impress girls?

but user is eating flap steak for dessert ;^)

what if OP doesn't get laid that day?

Spatchcock a chicken and roast it with piri-piri sauce, garlic and thyme. cook it to 165 degrees and make a meal around that.

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Pissflap steak?

My Best Chicken

Piri piri Chicken

2 tbsp McCormicks piri piri blend
3 tbsp Olive oil
1 tsp Herbes de Provence (thyme or Italian blend may work)
2 tbsp White wine vinegar
1 tsp Salt
4 Garlic Cloves minced/finely chopped

optional:

Liquid Macarico piri piri hot sauce to taste (approx. 2tsp)

mix well

Use Jacques Pepin recipe for application instructions and cooking.

something light

make some seafood pasta with lemon and capers or some gay shit

sea food bro, so they know you don't fuck around ;)

youtube.com/watch?v=bJUiWdM__Qw

Desserts.
Pastries, cakes, etc. Presentation is as important if not more-so than taste as well.

No you don't understand, the simple fact that it's a filet mignon will be enough to impress her.

Cook with wine, it will fool dumb girls into thinking you're sophisticated.

A simple dish like sauteed chicken thigh and haricot verts with a moscato reduction in the pan will have them dropping panties.

the only answer is salmon. Every girl diggs salmon and I don't know why. I dig it too, maybe i is girl

t.never cooked in your life but just browsed ck long enough to post this bull shit.

how do I know?

let me tell you.

You are giving measurements.
No one will ever say anything like "herbs de provence" if they are actually cooking food.
You used minced and finely chopped in the same sentence rofl.
No order or instructions given.
"MIX" are you fucking kidding me?
neglected how to cook the chicken with your BS ingreds, because all you did was take the ingredients off of the first recipe you found on google and included the word chicken.

prove me wrong, I am 100% sure you are under 18 years old.

This. Some simple pasta with white wine.

batting 1.000%?

>herb blends
>using dried herbs
>leaving out how to even cook the chicken

what the fuck, man

girls love pasta for some fucking reason
I fucking hate making and eating pasta dishes cuz they are so fucking heavy

Seconding salmon and spaghetti. Presentation is very important when trying to impress someone.

If you're already dating/have fucked, go for a risotto or a roast with scalloped potatoes/fondant potatoes.

If not, a pasta dish or something that won't stick in her gut like a sack of bricks alongside a lot of wine.

Pasta because it gives you an excuse to drink wine

Balsamic chicken salad with strawberries and walnuts. It's light, you hand make a salad dressing and chicken showing off your chops, and it's fucking tasty as hell.

You're on Veeky Forums. Telling them to make their own sauce will not help them impress a girl. It will scare the girl away. "okay so one jar prego traditional sauce, 1/2 cup sugar, 12 bay leaves, some cinnamon, 2 eggs, 1 pound of elbow macaroni made into birds nests all over the plates with a frozen meat ball on top of each, I'm getting laid today!" "Go to Fazolis and buy their food and put it in your own dishes and bake it at 475 F for 45 mins to impress her"

Man, you guys are picking weirdly heavy food. I'm fucking into it tho. There is nothing better than wine drunk, full of pasta, garlicky gross sex.

Spotted dick

this

balance out those basic bitches with some acidity

Her ex bf

Make some Alfredo sauce in a pan melting butter, garlic, cream, and shredded parmesan cheese. Put over fetachini and sprinkle some parsley over it

>balance out those basic bitches with some acidity
underrated gem right here

wtf is that? meatloaf??

My girlfriend is coming for the weekend and I want to prepare something special.

She already tried my spaghetti, curry and some regular everyday meals.

What should I prepare now? I was thinking about buying a nice meat and prepare it seared, but what do I prepare to accompany it?

Something light if you wanna fuck after, nobody feels sexy with a bloated stomach.
As an user already said you gotta have some acidity with these basic bitches. I like to do honey-lemon chicken in whatever variation (morrocan/asian) bitches love sweet stuff, chicken piccata is great too with all that butter and lemon if she's not picky with the capers. If she's not some bucktooth bow-legged inbred redneck then maybe she'll appreciate fish and even sushi (making sushi/tacos with someone is always great), tuna or salmon always impresses some people.
Spinach and ricotta gnocchi is also great if she isn't fussy about not eating meat.
Have a semi-sweet bottle of white wine as apero like pinot blanc or viogner (no man likes american chardonnay).

It's ribs you fucking blind bat.

>Something light if you wanna fuck after, nobody feels sexy with a bloated stomach.

gonna have to disagree with you there...

>impressing a girl
Girls are only impressed by big dicks and prestige (aka money). Impress them by paying someone else to make a nice dinner. Take them to a restaurant that requires reservations without one and get in.

>Girls are only impressed by big dicks

This is what happens with a generation of boys growing up corrupted by porn and believing it to be reality.

A big dick is fun on first impression, but 90% of girls can't take a cervix pounding and doulbe over in pain... it's not fun fucking somebody who's crying or wincing all the time..

fucking kids and your porn nowadays...

I don't
>t. Born in 1994

>What's the best dish to cook to impress girls?

Nice green salad and savory crepes.

"t."
Kill yourself fatty

wtf? ribs of what? alley cat?

Why the fuck do roasties care about the "colour" of a dish so much? "it's got amazing colour" like ffs we know you are only saying it because you want to divert attention away from how much brown poop you do. Honestly.

Looks like dog.

Not something you need to marinade for days. You just take it out of the fridge and throw it on the fire, that's really all you do. It's good because you can pay more attention to her, but not the best display of your skills.
But then again, you shouldn't want to impress a bitch with cooking to begin with. Jesus...

>fetachini
lol

Bitches dig tacos, but really it depends on the individual. Find out what she likes, figure out how to cook and plate it and make it for her. Girls do the same thing for guys all the time.

>Oh he likes stuffed peppers
>Guess I'll make them for him

It's not hard, you just need to be attentive, ask questions and want to make somebody happy. That's basically what cooking is all about.

DONT tell girls you can cook
it makes you look feminine like a beta male so they won't sex you
this is why I am a virgin btw

Effort, class, look.

Only three things that matter when trying to cook to impress. Then again lmao if you have to cook to impress in the first place.

broiled lobster tails and twice baked potatoes from scratch with white wine and some kinda BS salad option

shit costs less than 25$ if you go cheap (college chicks cant tell the difference) and works every time lads

>her havourite dish.
Come on annon, shit aint hard.

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>can't get pussy with dry herb encrusted salmonella

Why even try?

you seem to think women operate on logic, and don't just think "feelay megnon, people say that's the best and i don't care to question rumors so it must be true"

>fetachini

Top fuckin keckaroo senpai

I've been too embarrassed to ask for a long time, but what does the "t" stand for? Please help

Lurk more
"Regards"

Then tell her you can cook and grill her a fuckin tbone or some shit, and potato salad. Grilling looks manly and gives you a great opportunity to drink beers while you do it. Don't buy hipster craft bullshit, stick with something like Corona that bitches love but doesn't make you look like a fuckboi. Grilling is a very social activity so if you're lucky she'll be drunk before you guys even eat.

How does "regards" turn into "t"? I have a PhD in lurking and I have no clue, that's why I've been embarrassed to ask.

I have no advice but here's a funny story

>21 virgin cook at shitty mall restaurant
>chill with coworkers all the time
>like me cuz I have a speed hookup
>find out I am a virgin
>bro that new hostess is a total ho
>invite her over for dinner
>cook ribeye
>she doesn't touch it
>drinks a lot of wine tho
>fuck

We ended up dating for about a week, found out she didnt eat my food because I wouldn't feed it to her.

you don't understand this because you only date whores.
some women actual prefer a man who can catch, clean and cook food. or at least 2 out of 3 of those.
if you didnt live in a walk-up in a shitty city full of shitty people, you'd know women who still need men.

>How does "regards" turn into "t"?
'Terve' in Finnish. You know, land of Spurdo and all thing meme.

Fatass neckbeard manlet beta finns and their shitty ass meme I wish they would get fucking nuked I can't stand that shit

You sound ... obsed:DD

Your cock.

Anything expensive

the leftovers of the bag of dicks you ate for lunch. Bet there's not much left tho

>t.liberal leftist
Back to your safe space, fag.

Unironically this.

Millenial girls cannot cook.

Make literally fucking anything that is not from a box or a can and she'll be impressed.

+5 points for avocado.
+5 points for "healthy" food that is actually 1000 calories/serving but is colorful and contains enough vegetables to fool her.
+10 points for including wine in the recipe and not being fucking trash at it.

Wut

> I'll just lie about who I am until a girl falls in love with the lies
Do you really think that would make you happy?

Salads or anything containing non fragrant fish.

This
Girls only need an 8 inch so stop feeling bad

They'd be impressed because they like you, and your food didn't turn out like shit. Pick something they're familiar with too. Nobody wants some moon food oddity if you're not well acquainted.

Nah dood, just make whatever meal and cover it in cheese and bacon. It's shit tier but it's what millennials are crazy for

>Nobody wants some moon food oddity

If she doesn't want moon food, you don't want her.

t. jamal mohammad bin 60%

6 inch. Any deeper than that you'd be penetrating the womb and it won't be any fun for you.

pasta

especially if you can make the pasta instead of buying it and make the sauce from scratch

bitches will be all over your dick

>found out she didnt eat my food because I wouldn't feed it to her.

I'm laughing like a moron at this

did you post this bait to get spurdo images because here you go

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Almond crusted tilapia
"First you eat those nuts then you eat deez nüts"

tilapia is fucking bottom tier garbage eating farmed garbage
neck yourself you trend whoring plebian

>tilapia is fucking bottom tier garbage eating farmed garbage
Exactly.
You act as if women wanted a sublime culinary experience and not just something to post on instagram.

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also why they are all fat

Uh oh, looks like somebody had their good-boy-points revoked today.

>implying women give a shit whether you can cook

LMAO. Good luck finding a modern whitetrash to do those things and provide a reasonable income to support the spawn you're planning on shitting out. You think your going to be as lucky as the "pioneer woman" hooking up with "marlboro man" who inherited a 10000 acre ranch and can live like a king on his agri welfare subsidies alone? Yeah, prince charming in the form of budlight swilling, meth addled Cletus will pamper you in your singlewide trailer.

I make gumbo
I have ex-gf's who beg me to make it for them again