What is the best pizza topping, Veeky Forums?

>doesn't eat the crust
Fucking child

thanks a lot user
you can see her clitoral hood in that pic and my boss saw, now im promoted.

this bitch better be saving the crust for the garlic sauce and not wasting it

Jalapenos

enjoy your hepatitis. most girls don't clean their ass proficiently before sex

that looks like that's fucking stuffed crust too, unless papa john's crust is usually that shitty and hollow.

none of that shit matters when you're horny as fuck; ass buffets are the best. ten years in and I'm hep free.

t. virgin

girls don't poop dummy so it's always clean

YOu have hep, you wouldn't know unless you hit up a doctor. It's gonna kick in soon.

not even kidding here but cum is really tasty and makes a pizza juicy without making it soggy

It's all those fats and proteins in it right?
I'm pretty sure alton brown tweeted about it once

Salami.

I don't like how her ass is just one brap away from ruining the pizza.

>no bite marks on ass

What a waste.

>ruining the pizza
No

>ruining

>posting CP

disgusting

I didn't know Veeky Forums had a lot of brapfags. Please excuse my newness.

considering that I had a checkup and blood analysis in feb
I've eaten like one ass since and that was in a hot tub

could be, i haven't really thought about it much.
also cum can really taste good

Please be in London

Men with diabetes piss and cum very sweet product
Definitely a bit better than the regular product of healthy men
Try one of those if you need a bit of a change of pace

my diabetes cum tastes awful though?

Did the ass taste good?

my ex said my cum tasted like sweet and sour sauce. she was fucking weird

sorry, finland.
no thanks, i'm fine with the normal stuff
how was she weird?

My ex also said my cum tasted sweet but I was a vegetarian back then. I'm not anymore so I don't know if it changed because she doesn't taste my cum anymore, we broke up.

>not even eating the banana pepper
what a waste

now all you need is Asian pussy
[spoiler]she was probably lying

Best solo topping is
Mushroom.

Best combo topping is
Green olives
Pepperoni
Pineapple

oops, forgot you couldn't spoil cooking

Would you eat her pizza?

>being so easily lead around by your dick by some ugly fat bitch

Let me guess...you didn't have a father, or a brother, to slap you in the head when you were being a beta submissive bitch fawning over bitches, right?

they're just pictures dude

That woman is nasty and so is that pizza.

The best pizza topping can't even be discussed. Every person has their own view. People will disagree with it and people will agree with it. This is a waste of space on the internet asking this. Eventually you people will waste all the storage/memory of the internet and we won't be able to add anything else because it's packed full of stupid shit and no room left for anything else to be added.

why are you so angry?

Hot tubs are a breeding ground for bacteria and disease, in case you didn't know. science.tamu.edu/news/story.php?story_ID=493

pineapple and jalapeño

>being literally buttmad
got two older brothers with no reservations about slapping me upside the head growing up
doesn't keep me from appreciating a nice ass

Something tells me this guy was molested

>eating is sexy
I want this meme to die

Do people actually lick the nude butthole of women? How is that something you're supposed to enjoy as the guy

how is licking a pussy something you're supposed to enjoy
how is sucking a dick something a girl's supposed to enjoy
the answer is that not everything in sex is about you, sometimes it's about pleasing your partner
if you're only looking for self-fulfillment and orgasm, masturbate

What does licking ass and pussy and all this BS have to do with food and cooking on a blue board?

I used to lick this one girl's asshole and she didn't like it at all. That made me like it even more.

I haven't licked an asshole in a while though because most of them are gross.

Go away, whore.

cuz some faggot got mad that a picture of a woman was posted on Veeky Forums

Tastes good man.

Who???????

If she doesn't have hep, you won't get hep. If you're vaccinated, you won't get hep either. HepC doesn't have a vaccine, but it also needs direct blood contact to share it, so don't eat her on her period.

Can confirm about the piss; I was diagnosed a few weeks ago, and didn't believe the doc since I was fine six months ago. Did a taste test . . . yep, diabeetus. :-(

Yes. You do it because she likes it. It's a lot of fun to please your partner. Random pickup sex is boring and low quality in comparison to doing it regularly with someone you know well and care about, and who knows you well and cares about making you cum hard.

>Who???????

Ah, found her. Natalie Austin.

imgur.com/a/Eqwan