How to improve upon the classic PB&J?

How to improve upon the classic PB&J?

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Replace the PB with bacon.
Replace the J with lettuce & tomato.

French toast instead of regular bread
Maple bacon in the middle
You're welcome.

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Put it in the oven when it's all assembled.

Use more PB. At least 3/8 inch thick

Inb4 crunchy faggots

toast it or grill it on a pan.

make a peanut butter jelly banana dog

Add some brie

Thin layer of peanut butter on both slices of bread, this prevents jelly from soaking into the bread and making it soggy. Also add fruit slices and honey

jesus, how slowly do you eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that the jelly makes the bread soggy?

You can't improve upon it. Simplicity is the point of it. It's either a cost effective, tasty meal or something negligent parents feed fussy children, depending on your perspective. But there's no way to dress it up to make it better. You either like it or you don't.

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This guy fucks

You forgot replace the bread with battery and fried chicken breast

Fat Elvis is superior
PB and Pickle is superior

Put a thin to moderate amount of mayo on the outsides of the bread and toast it on a hot skillet.

Cut the crust off :^)

I put a slice of american cheese in between. You get to taste the sweet and savoury and it's really good.

What's a Fat Elvis?

Replace the jelly with honey.

Some people pack lunch, ya retard.

Bitter chocolate bits.

It's what I gave your mom last night.

remove the J

You'd have to be a goober to buy smuckers.

remove the jelly

Why?

you're gonna think i'm trolling but try adding salt to the peanut butter before assembling the sandwich, it's like adding salt to any other thing, it slightly enhances the flavor, don't add more than a pinch unless you really like salt

You're fat?

Elvis is what I named my benis

Tastes old. Fresh jelly is easy to make, I highly recommend it.

I'm a goofy goober

Do you grind your own peanuts and bake your own bread too?

It's a lazy sandwich user, nobody is that particular about it.

Even grow my own wheat and mined ore and cast the tools to do it all.

This is the most pretentious bullshit I've ever heard relating to fucking poor food. It's like if someone got mad at how I made fucking Kool-Aid. I'm surprised that this bitch didn't insult me for not eating my PB&J while drinking cucumber water made from Himalayan snow.

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A fried peanut butter and banana sandwich. That is, fried in butter ala grilled cheese.

>It's like if someone got mad at how I made fucking Kool-Aid.
You've obviously never hung out with black people.

Remove J
Add Sambal Badjak

Just a little bit of finely chopped onion either mixed in or on top of the peanut butter.

It's called a Fools Gold, milleniel user.
A Fat Elvis is a burger.

Because it's missing?

Do americans really eat this?

Seriously though I'm 29 and I've never tried it. It looks fucking disgusting. hell, peanut butter on bread looks fucking disgusting as it is.

Nah, it's just fat and bloated and smells like cheeseburgers.

What kind of sandwiches do you usually eat?

I don't have them often because they're shit tier diet wise and I lift, but when I do I usually have ham+strong cheddar+ cucumber/lettuce, mayo or salad cream. Peanut butter and jelly together on a sandwich just looks fucking disgusting.

It's sweet and salty

It's a classic for a reason

Though a lot depends on the ingredients you use and how they match up

Honey, bananna slices, butter

Make grape jam
Make peanut butter
Make a standard pullman loaf with sourdough culture and flour you ground yourself
Assemble sandwich

Wala

into the trash

>make buttered toast
>apply CRUNCHY PB to both pieces
>I want it so thick, you can measure it with a ruler
>huge amounts of PB, HUEG
>cut up a whole banana, thick slices
>layer it ontop of the PB
>Put a HUEG SCOOP, MAYBE EVEN TWO(2) SCOOPS of Strawberry jam or preserves
>cover this monstrosity with the other slice
>press down on the edges creating a PB seal
>there should be a huge mound in the middle of your sandwich, like a giant button
>SMASH IT DOWN

the jelly will seep in between the banana slices, unto the edges of the pb seal

thus creating, the ultimate PB&J sandwich

If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike.
Thats not a pb and j

try honey peanut butter, its sweeter than normal peanut butter and for some reason cheaper as well
>k den
ive also heard about people making french toast out of a PB&J sandwich, but i haven't tried it, i might one day while stoned

are you from the south?

toast the bread and do a triple decker with the third piece of toast separating the peanut butter and jam
its divine

>greasy is gross

I disagree.

Ignore all of these autists. They keep recommending shit that isn't pbj.

Something good is whole wheat bread, optionally honey wheat bread, crunchy peanut butter, and strawberry jam. Strawberry jam is better than jelly because of its texture being more smooth and natural and able to be spread and conformed; but it isn't so heterogenous like strawberry preserves

Retard detected

...some people pack lunch you know? Some of us have jobs and leave the house

How little do you get paid that you're making PB&J for lunch?

By having it with a tall glass of ice cold milk.

Northern Californian living in Texas. So basically, yes.

Cook a peanut butter sandwich similarly to a grilled cheese. Once the sandwich is done cooking, spread jelly on top. Eat with fork and knife. 10/10.

fucking Minecraft loser

It's sweet
It's savory
It's salty

I like peanut butter and banana better though

In the summer when I get fresh local fruit I like to make a "deconstructed" version

>toast a nice thick slice of bread in a pan with some butter both sides
>or make some french toast and fry that up for extra flavor
>slice up some strawberries, or if you like other berries just lightly mash them so they stick to the bread better
>mix some of your favorite nut spread with a little bit of honey and milk(or cream to make it extra rich) until it's more of a sauce
>poor desired amount of sauce over fruit and serve open faced or topped with another piece of toasted bread

Use ghost pepper jelly instead of that infantile grape jelly.

add butter

Grow your own peanuts, grapes, and wheat until you perfect the tastes.

Start with banana nut bread
Turn it into french toast
Add pecans
Add butter and maple syrup
Fuck peanut butter and jelly.

>Add pecans
these are walnuts

Closest pic I could find.

Oatmeal cooked in chicken broth with mushrooms and spinach, toast, veggie sausage, and an egg

Sorry wrong thread

>not because it died on the toilet
missed oppertunity user