Pan

cornrod flimsy

The way he speaks is so funny. I don't think he's a normal person.

reptilian. he is actually trying to take over the world with new schwabenland spices.

Well, he's British

Dick. In. Nice.

rustic
delicious
seasoned
honest
fresh
the most amazing

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garlic
in

Who else is excited for the new F-Word series?

Season it properly

PLONKER

this board shouldn't be allowed to make memes

pan
nice and cold

YUH

*Adds 3 sticks of butter*

mm such a beautiful cut of meat
meat in
mm beautiful beautiful

WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE?

nice

>womb, nice and hot
>start off with a splash of olive oil
>add seasoning -- pinch of salt, fresh ground pepper...
>wow. just... wow, very nice. beautiful aroma
>now, you've got to make sure that you're not too forceful. just let the dick do the work.
>in
>
>out
>and now, let it stand for 5-10 minutes
>that... is a beautiful color
>and there you have it. simple, rustic, and absolutely breathtaking!

Father in law
Computers, nice and hacked

Exactly, his superiority over the jf is clear for all to see.

COME HERE YOU PILLOCK

That's a nice nob if I ever saw one.

UHH!

TWAT

it goes?

GUILLOTIIIIIIIIIIINE

WHY DO YOU SHITROCKETS POST THESE THREADS
IT BELONGS ON /S4S/
also gordon's a dickwhole and f word is garbage cross promotion masturbation
seriously, these are worse than dark souls rate threads on /v/

poster, nice and mad.
memes, in.
thyme, in.
some salt.
knob of butter.
simple.

i don't know, man, it just gets old and rubs me the wrong way like no other shitposting can.
i'm not a mad person.
sorry.

/s4s/ though, really

>knob of butter
>throws in entire stick
>tablespoon of olive oil
>pours in half a cup
Why the fuck does he do this every episode? Aren't chefs supposed to know their measurements?

Garlic. In.

It's a fucked up Americlap version with invented drama and competition that it had no need of, and will not improve the show in any way.

You will never see the Americlap equivalent of James May eating a bulls penis on the FOX version of F-Word.

Prison cell, nice and cold.
In.

This is a /tv/ meme I believe

I hear you but still I'm willing to give it a chance. And as long as Ramsay isn't neutered too much I think it'll still be entertaining.

>"i'd like to have the special of the day, the most pretentious meal on the menu, and some of your best ice cream as dessert"
>they bring the special of the day, it looks completely normal
>"are you serious? it looks like fucking dog shit! bloody hell. well i'll try it"
>he takes one bite
>"urgh it's FUCKING DISGUSTING, it tastes like whale sperm. who made this? send it back to the kitchen!"
>they bring him some pretentious item
>"look at this. it doesn't even look fresh. i think i'm gonna puke! when was this made? 5 weeks ago? fuck me. i'm not gonna eat this. send it back"
>they bring him the ice cream
>"is it freshly prepared?"
>"uh yeah, you see it's still frozen"
>"frozen? fucking hell, shut the restaurant down!"

IK WEET HET NIET
CHEF

I've never heard a Brit call him "Chef Ramsay".

is this Dutch?

yes

MEME.
NICE AND STALE.

IS HET IJS INGEVROREN?
>Ik geloof van wel, chef
NEUK MIJ...

Mild kek. 4/10. Needs more salt and edge.

ik ben nederlands en wat is dit

fuck, why do kids write his name like this, it triggers me for some damn reason

and the ice
is it frozen?

Goodmeme

>These icecubes .. are they fresh??
>They're frozen sir
>Fuck me

>And the salt and pepper you're using.. Is that fresh?
>Store bought Chef
>FUCKING HELL you've gotta be kidding me

>stop
*music stops*

>violin screetch

>the jews are fucking RAW, you need to cook them better!
Jesus Christ, was that really necessary? I see Ramsay has been taking advice from Raimi lately..

Anyone ever notice the difference between kitchens in europe and the US?
Upper cabinets are always missing, and there's shit that can't be put away all over every surface of the counters? Is it because people are short that they actually enjoy bending down to get at every plate, platter or storage? I love stuff at hands reach or eye level myself. Also less actual wood, more IKEA plastic.

kek

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gordon ramses is an absolute madman

Drunk off my nuts right now and this is fucking magic.

He's Scottish tho

infinitely better with sound

youtube.com/watch?v=qyL_cYxV6QA

lmao

>tosser.
Lost it

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>chipped porcelain knife

Scotland is part of Britain

youtube.com/watch?v=ZIesCd4I4hU

IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME

youah mouth looks like a camels arse

REALITY SHOW

NICE AND SCRIPTED

That's the thin crust!?

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