Which is correct?

Which is correct?

Left or right

>not putting another cracker on top

They're both asymmetric.

Right, but they're both missing mustard

Depends on what you want to taste more of

I do either

That's a shitty pizza

I do right with some summer sausage and edam on a buttery cracker.

Right. Left has a wider slice stacked on a narrower slice.

Right makes the most sense for obvious reasons.

right. cheese should be on top its area is smaller than the pepperonis.

Both, stack them into a sandwich.

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right to be honest

>that left cracker

Right but upside down. I'd rather taste the cheese envelope my mouth rather than dry cracker

Right. In order by size.

If the cheese is to be melted then left. If you're eating the cracker as is then right.

Seriously what would you rather you touch. A piece of solid cheese or a slimy piece of salami. The cheese also weighs down the salami, but that advantage is lost after the cheese gets melted.

This is like the redpill vs bluepill of Veeky Forums

I always put the turkey circle down before the cheese rectangle on my Lunchables.

Right is the obvious choice.

You want that cheese to act as a binding agent that attaches the rest of the ingredients to your mouth for a few more seconds for maximum taste potential.

how dare you this is a serious thread

Right.

When stacking things you want to maximum surface area contact between all connected surfaces.

With the left, you're wasting the surface area of the meat that hangs out off of the cheese.

It's also better to have the drier cheese on the outside to help contain any moisture in the meat.

right

the cracker and cheese are easily dealt with and not chewy. the real contestable bit is the salami, so that needs to be in the middle

Right if I'm eating it right side up, left if I'm eating it upside down.

Sad but true.

Do Americans really eat this?

Both look fucking disgusting

only autists will care

right, so my finger doesn't get greasy.

i always go with the right, and I occasionally put a thin layer of peanut butter

I do left so my fingers don't get greasy (the summer sausage, being the larger piece, always hangs off the edges, and the cheese elevates it enough so I don't have to touch it).

Neither is correct, unless you enjoy having dirty fingers, which so many of you apparently do. I'd hate to see what your keyboards look like.

I think its because most people hold the cracker and cheese, pinching it all together, whereas you seem to hold the entire ensemble just by the edge of the cracker

Left, it is easier to bite through without having cheese stick to your teeth. Left also has a better overall texture and presentation.

Put the cracker in the middle.
Bite half
Flip over
Bite other half

It's St Louis style pizza

left is actually the correct answer, even though right seems corrects, its not.

>Right
>Reverse order vertically
>-1 Cheese
>-1 Cracker
>+2 Pepperoni

>without having cheese stuck to your teeth

I don't have glue on my teeth so this has never been an issue for me

Do you want to bite into cheese first or meat?

Otherwise it doesn't matter.

right

left

if you tried to bite into right with imperfect teeth you'll drag out the meat. biting into the left means the meat is fully cut and the cheese is easy to break apart unless your teeth are REAL fucked up, and your snack is still intact.

Right. Texture and assembly only makes sense.

Right because any sweat that may potentially permeate from your fingertips is going to be salty and not to mention sweat smells like cheese so it's the obvious choice whereas you don't want cheesy sweat all over you bologna that's just common sense when you think about it.

Imagine being such a sad excuse for a human being that you try to justify your existence with threads like this.

Fucking hilarious.

Is this joke gummy food or do Americans really eat this?

I'm actually going to say left ultimately even though they both have their disadvantages.

Go back to watching anime neck beard