Do you cook for pupper, Veeky Forums?

Do you cook for pupper, Veeky Forums?

I cooked some chocolate and pushpin steak for my neighbor's shit-assed little bark machine.

That's not funny user, that's just wrong

You don't know the half of it: I cooked that steak well done.

>pupper
go back to le rrrrrreedit.

I cook for my DOG because i'm a normal human.

I hope you made extra for the owner. People who can't control their four legged niggers at night need to be eradicated

You should use roast chicken bones covered in chocolate. The bones make the dog constipated while the chocolate festers in its stomach.

i knew a girl who used to cook elaborate meals for her dogs.

she was slightly overweight, lived alone, and was very average looking with a boring personality.

Hot dog has way too much sodium for a dog to handle.

Yes

We had my dog on a diet of raw chicken organs which was giving him tons of energy plus cleared up a bunch of infections he had, unfortunately it began to fuck with his pancreas so we switched to boiled chicken thighs and cooked rice.

It seems to be good for him and he deserves it but sometimes I'm jealous because he eats better than I did in college

you're worse than these dudes:

Was she in her thirties and screamed "Mommy's home" every time she opened the door to her shit smelling apartment?

Late 20s and I don't know the answer to the second part of your query.

this sounds like my kind of girl.
boring personality = leaves me alone but is present

kill yourself

>boring personality = leaves me alone but is present

> tfw my life is so boring and empty that I need to be in a relationship with a legit basketcase (like visiting them in inpatient psychiatric hospital) to make my life interesting enough to bother continuing to live it.

I cook pupper.

I don't know who to feel for.

I cook for my cat whenever I make poultry or fish

She will smack the food off my fork if I don't share

I cooked a turkey for the family for Thanksgiving one year. Gave the cat the scraps; she didn't like it.

My dogs eats nutritionally balanced .85c/lb kibble because he's a DOG. People who don't know how to treat animals as non-humans are the worst owners. They think pampering their furry princesses makes them good owners when it's the complete opposite. Just totally mind-fucks the animal.

t. professional dog trainer.

Do you attribute moral wrong to the dogs, or are you in the habit of harming innocent things?

No, he gets dog food and he loves it.

nah you didn't you fucking autist

Yeah, i do. But not to "pamper" my dog, she's not a pet, but a guard dog.
I do it because it's cheaper.
Chicken backs and pigs liver is 50-60 euro cents a kg, it's meat, she likes it... Makes my life easier.
I chop the liver or grind chicken, boil it in a large pot, add veggies like whatever I have on hand and add polenta to bring it all together. Cool it, chop it into 1 kg cubes and refrigerate.

>But not to "pamper" my dog, she's not a pet,
Good call you wouldn't want your dog to be happy.

>add polenta
because dogs digest corn so well?

I cook for my dog, whatever I'm eating, there's some set aside unseasoned for them too. Probably 50% kibble, truth be told, and it's dainty tiny kibbles not known to bust up little toy dog's teeth. Then, 50% "people" food meats, vegetables, sauces. Dogs smell your food cooking, and since they don't even know they're pets but part of the family, it makes sense that they get to anticipate your food like the humans do.

I eat well, so my dog eats well. I grill or make roasts. Dog gets pan gravy and some of the meat. Dog gets mashed veggies, and maybe only a sprinkle of whatever starch if it's not nutritious, sprinkle of rice, but more if it's great like sweet potatoes.

If I eat out? I probably more times than not tuck a bite into my napkin as the greeting at the door when I return. This figures into my decision on what to order, oh about half of the time. I also have leftovers in the fridge that can be made specifically for the dogs next 3 meals, or I make it, like frozen patted out burgers, chicken or turkey. My dog likes you to talk while you make this additional food and sit expectantly for the "good food is coming right up" happy conversation. So, while I have my morning coffee, make some oatmeal, yogurt or cook an egg on toast. No matter what, you're also cooking for the dog, or serving up a leftovers on the food. Animals aren't able to eat their natural diet, and dog food just isn't complete on trace vitamins, minerals, oils, enzymes and other things from real food. You'd better believe it when my dogs get a spoonful of cream cheese to take a pill, or a bit of dates or handful of nuts if I'm eating some too, or liver on a cracker. They only way you can go wrong is to give a dog the same exact thing all the time.

No, but I cock for pupper.

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The pups get kibble, but also veggies and meat scraps at mealtime. I also make a peanut butter/banana puree for them as frozen snacks.

That was a nice read, your doggo is lucky.

I used to shoot kangaroos and cut the legs into portions and freeze them for a treat. I also used to cook a meaty rice dish with a shit load of garlic in it to keep the fleas at bay. Fuck I loved that dog.

She's very happy user. She gets to run around the yard and gets petted often, she just doesn't socialise with strangers and she isn't allowed inside of bedroom or on couch.
Not every dog is a lap dog, some of them work. And it's not like I would tolerate a Rottweiler on my beige sofa

Underrated post.

Dog's senses of taste are pretty much the same as humans you stupid faggot; we fill the same ecological niche.
That being said, I don't know if they have the intellectual capacity to get bored of or disgusted by a meal half-way through or to appreciate subtle nuances, so I'll just nuke them various leftovers and add shit like ketchup or barbecue sauce.

>Dog's senses of taste are pretty much the same as humans you stupid faggot;

Um ... no. Not at all. They're sensitivity to sweetness and spice, for example, is 20x past human range.

Dogs have about 1,706 taste buds.
Humans have 9,000 taste buds.
Also, despite their pro sense of smell, their sense of taste not very developed. Which is why they can eat the same food for every meal, eat concrete off the sidewalk, eat water bottles, etc etc and not give a shit. Their craving for human food is more psychological. They want it because WE have it. It's a way for them to manipulate their position on the totem pole.

But they do appreciate human food that is heavily seasoned because it's the only way they really taste food in a way that gets them excited. It has be very bold. It is also incredibly unhealthy for them.

nailed it, pretty much

no, he is dead

I don't think I've ever seen two posts so incredibly opposite of each other.

Yes, my dog eats better than most people. I cook for her because she has some pretty major food allergies. She eats a blend of sweet potatoes, eggs, and veggies errryday. Pic related

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dogs need meat , man
you're worse than the parents that fed their baby vegan and it died

Actually dogs can survive on vegetarian diets, it's Cats which will literally die without specific nutrients and shit only found in meat.

Though I really don't know why you'd do it to a dog, they'll be just fine.

not specifically. but i always make a point of giving him some of whatever lean proteins i'm having for dinner (whether it's roast chicken, or lean roast pork, or tail ends/trimmings from my steak etc.