1) Someone who does massive amounts of physical activity each day, like athletes or manual labor 2) Some people under 25 who can still eat what they want all the time and don't gain weight 3) People who are sick 4) Those who struggle each day to basically starve themselves and avoid delicious meals
Which one are you, ck? Me? Yeah, a 4.
Jackson Lewis
5) People who only eat every other day
literally me
Justin Bailey
2 but I'm 31
Caleb Thomas
Do amerilards really believe this? Hahahaha holy shit
James White
6) People who know how to eat in moderation.
Ryder Butler
T H I C C H I C C
Brayden Diaz
These are basically the same, and I'd count myself as part of that group. Eat one great meal a day, fill the rest with coffee. Easy.
Connor Jenkins
>Which one are you, ck? None of the above.
6) People who find eating to be an annoying distraction from work and recreation, and therefore spend as little time as possible doing it.
I might sit down at a big meal or order a bunch of food at a restaurant but the moment that I am no longer feeling hunger I will stop eating so I can get back to doing something more interesting.
Alexander Reed
And exercise a little with simple, basic activities/have hobbies that involve a small amount of exercise.
Literally all you have to do to not be fat is eat regular portions of food, limit the ammount of junk food in your diet, and get off your ass for at least an hour a day.
Benjamin Martin
what the fuck are you doing on Veeky Forums then?
Carter Garcia
I guess you're simply memeing but I can't even tell anymore. This bitch is just fat.
Joseph Taylor
>T H I C C >H >I >C >C
GIBES ME DAT AZZZZZ!!!!!
Jeremiah Davis
Stomach Shriner, I'm this too. I only really desire one solid meal a day and I'm good for about 30 hours.
It varies though. I always pick a large breakfast, lunch or dinner but never all of them. I don't get down on people who eat three meals a day though as I'm not a large man and likely require less caloric intake on a day to day basis.
Brayden Morgan
>memeing Retard.
Jason Garcia
Ironically, I love cooking, and it's a major hobby of mine. I just don't like spending all that much time *eating*.
Nolan Martin
You have the metabolism of a turtle apparently
Charles Flores
Nyet. Eat reasonable, go to the gym 3 times a week and way past 25. I still drink acohol excessively too.
Josiah Ortiz
U dont have to do much activity. If you lift for 30 mins 4× a week after a few years your muscle mass will consume lots of calories. If i dont force feed myself i lose weight
Anthony Sanchez
>uses Veeky Forums >can't into memes
Who is the real retard here?
Dominic Torres
>GIBES ME DAT AZZZZZ!!!!!
Luis Diaz
You, son. You.
Jeremiah Sullivan
I'm a mix of the first three.
Dylan Brown
>this is what /pol/ is mad at
Jason Peterson
>4) Those who struggle each day to basically starve themselves and avoid delicious meals
All you gotta do is abstain from fat, cook your own food, and don't snack, and You'll be fine. I'm thin and I don't do anyting special. In fact I eat a lot, but it's all carbs
Jace Flores
Even 2Pac goes whale hunting sometimes...
Oliver Peterson
>Even 2Pac goes whale hunting sometimes...
Pic related
Jason Torres
The way he's holding her belly... Is she...? She can't possibly be...
Joseph Rodriguez
No way, OP. I fall under none of those, and I'm not some uncommon case. They just don't teach people about nutrition and proper diet in some places, especially where I'm from. Both my mom and I were fat because we didn't know how to not eat like shit. We both basically stumbled on learning about good eating when we got sick of being murrica.jpg
Levi Ramirez
She's just fucking fat. Even with his BBC Tyrone couldn't possibly penetrate far enough through the folds to reach her vagina.
Leo Reed
Sure thing, daddy-o.
Thomas Ward
i can only assume he lost a bet and had to do this
Joseph Wright
Is this bad bait? I go jogging twice a week and that's enough for me to stay in shape while eating delicious food
Jose Martinez
4, reporting in. Technically you can eat all the salad you want and not be starving. If you know how to make a good salad with roasted veg, Israeli cous cous, seasoned and chilled quinoa, and small amounts of the right cheeses, dressings, honey, and lean protein its not even half bad.
But that stuff I time consuming or expensive.
Such I the plight of a 4.
Hunter Mitchell
You must be illiterate
Jacob Gomez
Yeah, you guys don't understand what a 4 is. We are always hungry, and more than likely, addicted to sugar 4 lyf.
Dominic Ross
Id fuck her.
William Kelly
>Eat one great meal a day, fill the rest with coffee.
Same
Kayden Brooks
#3 reporting in.
Eli White
>2) Some people under 25 who can still eat what they want all the time and don't gain weight This is me, and you can go fuck yourself if you think this is good. Do you know how much I've spent on bulking foods, only to get jack fucking shit out of it? I'M TIRED OF BEING A LANKLET DAMMIT
Dylan Perry
Mostly 4, a little bit of 2. I eat in moderation throughout the day, but at night I get hungry and eat entire sleeves of crackers with cheese, etc. And yes, I do drink a lot of water. I can bloat myself with water but still feel the need to eat something solid.
Luis Taylor
Does 4 mean not eating highly processed pre-packaged junk food or refined carbohydrates, but not being hungry every 3-6 hours because your blood sugar and hormone levels aren't whack? I guess I'm a 4.
Christopher Morris
What OP is describing is appetite. Believe it or not, not everyone responds to eating food the way you do.
Some people will eat more, feel less full and become hungry sooner. Conversely some people eat a little, feel very full and do not become hungry for longer.
People are different, get over it.
Evan Gutierrez
Definitely 2, but unlike a lot of people in this category I will recognise I do not have a big apetite and often struggle to eat as much as the people around me.
Jackson Anderson
It's possible to eat delicious meals every day and not be fat. You just have to realize that plenty of delicious things aren't indulgent, so those are what you eat on a day to day basis. The problem with fatties is they think delicious means indulgent, and as such don't bother so much with delicious foods that don't happen to be indulgent.
Grayson Butler
This. Fatties are the pickiest people you'll ever meet. All they want is sugar, fat, carbs, and meat. To them vegetables, fruits, and nuts are 'gross' or even borderline inedible.
John Wright
1 & 2. I'm a 19yo dishie/prep cook and after brunch shift i go to the gym into the evening and eat whatever i want.
Jaxon Morris
Sorry, you're a 4.
Andrew Long
i'm a 1. i used to be a 2 then i got old and fat and had to reevaluate my life
Noah Lopez
I'm not sick, over 25, and don't starve myself. I go running every odd day. It's honestly genetic. Some people just put on weight easier, and some people keep it off. There are advantages and disadvantages to both. No one cares about your excuses either way.
Christopher Reyes
GOMAD + SS faggot
Jace Martin
5) Do token amount of exercise and eat keto
Age 34 BMI 19
Noah Taylor
2. But my family is full of skinny people who eat whatever they want. My mom had never weighed more than 150lbs, even when pregnant.
Colton Gonzalez
On the note of 4, it's hilarious how people insist that not eating a lot = not being fat like body types don't exist.
Levi Brown
7) People who can't afford food and have to binge dive into trashbins of supermarkets and restaurants for left-overs
Levi Gutierrez
Reasonable eating, and coming from a family of skinny people. I'm pretty sure my family figures out how to metabolize butter properly.