Watching cooking channel

>watching cooking channel
>dude starts cutting garlic the goodfellas paulie way
maybe it is a good system?
where do I get culinary razor blades?

you can use normal razor blades as they're already sanitary

looks like a foot scraper

it's a paint scraper

At the retard store, the one you shop at regularly.

Well the jerk store called and they're running out of you!

>culinary razors
Just disinfect a normal razor you kobold ass sniffing unrealistically proportioned ass with around ten friends on kik but only three chats that have been active in the last week

>using kik
I'm not some sort of faggot

>not knowing Kik is the app horny women on personals apps looking for short-term hookups use to stay semi-anonymous

Who the fuck still uses Kik?

>kobold
Oh fuck right off with your remedial pop culture horseshit back to Veeky Forums you mouthbreathing ponce.
Bet you read Star Wars novels and think it's fine literature, or that comics are art.

Just get a small knife, you stupid fuck.

Then where's the system?

The only reason he used a razor was because they were in prison you fucking oaf
A minimum security, white collar prison is still a fucking PRISON

people who buy culinary grade razors, that's who

Then why would they allow THIS?

This is a fucking weapon too.

its a fucking movie guys. they get special treatment because they are mafia.

I guaranteed they had kitchen knives in that prison.
Pauline cuts the garlic like that for OPTIMAL GARLIC LIQUEFACTION

Or just use a quality knife instead of being a retard.

his fingers are gonna reek of garlic for days

cuz they're wise guys, shnook

It's a very good system.

>you can use normal razor blades as they're already sanitary
Most razor blades are coated in a thin layer of mineral oil to prevent rust. Funfact, mineral oil is a diarrhetic, so you're going to want to wash them off anyway

garlic smellz gud

but i enjoy having diarrhea

>touching cut garlic with your bare hands

It's like you faggots WANT to smell like orcs for days on end.

t. Pajeet

>he doesn't enjoy having ogre fingers and getting to have a garlic surprise whenever he likes

Thats how most italians do it.