Jew here

Jew here

I need to make a top notch kosher meal for my jewish orthodox family. I am given 1,000 dollars to complete this task

Hawaiian luau with a whole pig roast

Isn't vegetarian food de facto kosher?

>Jew here

*turns on gas*

How many people must you serve?

Because if so, you could just make a big spread of middle eastern food.

> Mezze platter with hummus, baba ganoush or moutabel, olives, artichoke hearts, dolma, marinaded peppers, and grilled pita
> Tabbouleh
> Falafel and muhammara nigga
> Ful Medames
> Fattoush

>Jew here

>given $1000
Fake

bout 6 gorillion

Step 1: turn on the oven

Bacon wrapped clams.

Do hibachi but instead of the grill at the table the entire room is the oven.

Step one: turn on the gas

> I am given 1,000 dollars to complete this task

1. Turn on oven
2. Open door to oven
3. Get inside oven
4. Close door to oven
5. Wait

It's entirely free user and won't cost you a cent. You'll be doing the world a great service.

Get as many bagels, tomatoes, bottles of capers, tubs of cream cheese, and packs of smoked salmon as your 1,000$ can buy.

just hire some goys

Delight your guests by getting in the oven, kike.

something something gas something something oven

>1000
i bet they gave him 1500
>hey son where's the receipts for that 1500?
>1500? you didn't give me 1400! i'd remember if you gave me 1200 dollars. Next time you give me 1000 bucks try to remember!
ten minutes later...
>and that's why, father, you owe me forty-seven dollars

Kosher is every bit as stupid as halal

the edge in this thread

Served with a side of shrimp cocktail.

uhhh senpai.... don't jews and arabs hate each other....
jeez!!