Ask a Swedish Chef anything

They were invented by a Swedish company, but the original market was the US.

I don't think they taste awful, but like anything else that's a matter of preference. I fucking hate coffee, yet it's extremely popular.

Why do they stick to your teeth? What do you expect from candy that's made mostly from sugar syrup.

do you guys really eat that caviar in a tube? is it for spreading on sandwiches or something? seems odd

as if you know, keeping racial stats in sweden is illegal

That explains alot

Well, as long as they're just raping their own kind I suppose it's fine.

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salted cod roe, sugar, canola oil and spices... nah i dont like some do

Lol how can you rape your wife?

How would you rate your penis?

3 of 5

see this.... sorry my beer is getting to me

yeah, it's spread. It's not bad at all, but a bit too salty for my taste to eat regularly. They always had it in the kindergartens and the elementary schools I went to.

sincerely, a sweet brother of the swedes

Jag "gillade" det när jag var liten men nu skulle jag inte röra skiten

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Well OP here im done with this shit didn't know /ck have turned in to pol or b... but it seems like it

What the hell do you people normally eat?
I can't imagine your diet is based mostly on traditional rotten-ass pickled fish or whatever the fuck, and the only other thing I know of is "swedish meatballs" which arent even swedish, they're just meatballs

Your wife's bull. What is the favorite dish of said bull.

Favorite recipes for sausage?
Oh. Bye milkdrinker.

Is that you, Robbaz?

Do you enjoy making everything halal now?

Places change.
Hell, Sweden used to be full of strong proud Viking men.

It's not like you had anything interesting to say anyway. You're just proud of being a chef... on Veeky Forums
You think you're the only one here, retard?

Patetisk ursäkt för ett bröd.

Robbaz would not get triggered so easily, he'd have trolled the trolls hard.

The most typical Swedish food is sausage, beef or pork with potatoes and gravy, with a side of guilt for not eating more vegetables. Traditionally (pre-potatoes) most food has been based on salt herring, pork, root vegetables and barley flour. For example palt/kroppkaka, those dumplings Robbaz made once, are probably the most Swedish food and have been so for more than a thousand years. Back then made with turnips instead of potatoes of course. Of course, these days the kids just want to eat pasta, pizza, hamburgers and kebab.

why the fuck do you still have a land line.

No IKEA in any of that picture. I'm calling bullshit.

>/ck
>not Veeky Forums
You havent been here long enough to know it's changed at all anyways.

>ficki ficki ficki

FTFY

Do you cook for your wife's bull?

Is New Nordic cuisine a real thing or just outdated meme to attract customers?

Do you need a boyfriend to cook with you?

>most rapes are made in the home
Yeah, in the homes of ethnic Swedes by foreigners.

Fiskars is Finnish, not Swedish, damn you!

stop bumping this thread
reeeeeee

Why are Swedish meatballs, those köttbullar, and the sauce so bland? Or is that just the IKEA restaurant?

finnes det noe talere av norsk her?

What kind of food can anyone cook in a cuckshed?

I'd like to know ad well. Asking for a friend who lives in Sweden. It would need to be a meal for three people, as he usually eats with his wife and his wife's boyfriend

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What distinguishes Swedish meatballs from, say, Italian meatballs?

>Fiskar...(fish)
Wait . . . the scissors company is named "Fish"?

>What distinguishes Swedish meatballs from, say, Italian meatballs?
The ingredients usually.

So close