Eat almond

The Nazis lost.

mild allergies
you gotta fuckin problem with that

As someone with literally zero allergies I'd be pretty damn embarrassed if eating a grape made my lips burn or some other gay nonsense, I sure as hell wouldn't share it with the world, even anonymously.

>eat pineapple
>my tongue its gone

>eat cocks
>cum in my panties

you a girl?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oral_allergy_syndrome

same and same

Avocado allergies are a thing?

Almonds with cyanide don't taste good, they taste bitter.

LONDON

>Eat potato crisps
>get cancer sore
>face feels like its dissolving for the next two weeks

>use types of toothpaste that aren't aquafresh
>taste buds get knocked out for at least a week

what in the fuck

The more times you have mild allergic reactions to food, the more likely it is that you'll suffer anaphylaxis in the future.

>cancer sore

>Eat melon
>Mouth and throat start going numb

Fuck.

>Eat ugly ass flavorless balloon fish
>Body starts going numb

Fuckku.

>Eat jalapenos
>Top of my head (near the crown) starts to itch

Have no fucking idea why

>Eat a bag of sugar free candy
>Have diarrhea for a day and a half.

>eat tomato
>mouth stinging

>Drink coffee
>Eye eczema

If I put too much hot mustard on something it makes it feel like the top of my head is burning. I think it's just making your sinuses burn, but it kind of feels like the top of your head.

>eat fois gras
>anal prolapse

pls b ther

Underratto

>Eat cheese
>Brow starts to sweat

>drink out of can
>let the tab touch my nose
>my tear ducts suddenly feel cold

>I sure as hell wouldn't share it with the world, even anonymously.
why not?

>eat melon
>throat closes
>have seizure

Feels bad

This may come as a shock but you can be alergic to damn near anything

>eat banana
>fingernails fall off and credit score drops

Are you kidding?

>eat blue M&M
>tongue swells, hair starts graying. infertile for a week

>eat raw red onion in sandwich
>mouth gets strange taste to it, feels like smalls cuts in mouth

Anyone else get this?

>Be autistic
>Shitpost

I hear epinephrine is selling like hot cakes in Australia and Canada

>be 12
>eating shrimp
>starts getting hard to breath
>throat shuts, pass out
>but not before my mom finally yells out that I'm allergic to shrimp

The fuck did you buy it for mom

Referred pain

>eat delissio
>scratch the roof of my mouth

>eat banana
>throat closes up
maybe I should stop deepthroating it

>Eat walnuts
>swell horribly, itch everywhere, hard to breathe
>eat cashews
>horrible stomach cramps, hard to breathe
>eat pecans
>stomach cramps, itching, swelling
>eat pistachios
>swell up, lips numb
>eat hazlenuts
>COMPLETELY FUCKING FINE CAN EAT WHOLE BAGS NO PROBLEM WHATSOEOVER
thanks, genetics. Pic is from when I decided to 'test my walnut allergy' by having a slice of pie someone gave me. My face is so fucking swollen in this picture, even my eyelids were bulging out.

You're probably lying, cashews are fruit seeds and not nuts so they shouldn't affect you.

>eat something
>no birth defects that make food dangerous

You people need to be hanged.

Trips confirm, sorry guys.

>eat food
>digest it
What the fuck stomach?

I only get this with raw almonds. Apple skins too.

he said his lips went numb, you dip shit.

...

>eat apples
>intestines burst through stomach wall

I'm allergic to a bunch of random shit. Can't do bananas or else I get very strong stomach cramps that last over a day. cashews make me feel terrible. It's not just a single nut allergy.

>eat gluten
>get painful sores on legs

>eat mcchicken
>agree that it is indeed the best fast food sandwich

>Eat nothing
>Starve

>eat bag of dorritos
>pimples all over the nose and mouth

>eat macadamia nuts
>feel so sick

>eat gluten
>dick flies off

>drink directly out of milk bag
>leave mouth residue around the hile

...

>eat pizza
>diarrhea that burns

>eat apples
>tree sprouts out of my fucking stomach

>Eat nothing
>Get hunger pains

Avocados, bananas, and latex I believe cause the same allergic reaction.

I never liked bananas cause they made my throat feel weird.
Avocados made my cheeks feel tired
My mom developed a strong latex allergy in her later years.

but now as far as I know Im not allergic to anything. I can eat bananas and avocados all day long.

Can you still buy that same shit that causes the shits? asking for a friend

This. All you fucking peanut allergic ass holes are ruining it for the rest of us. fuck your safe space, eat nuts, and die.

Yeah, get sugar free gummi bears from Amazon

>leave mouth residue around the hile
you are the worst kind of person

...

>eat produce
>pic related

I wish I could bully all the weak bodied "people" in this thread

>Eat pasta
>Fingers start to pinch

>Eat steak
>finish
>put plate in dishwasher

Happens every time

holy fuck this thread is filled with genetically inferior subhumans

i have a dish washer, but never use it
always hand wash